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  • >> Ken: WOW.

  • AGAIN -- AGAIN, I JUST HAVE TO THANK JAMES CORDEN AND THE REST

  • OF THE STAFF FOR HAVING ME TONIGHT.

  • THIS IS REALLY AN HONOR.

  • THIS IS MY FIRST LATE NIGHT SHOW GUEST HOSTING, SO I DON'T KNOW

  • WHAT TO SAY.

  • IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS IS SIR JAMES' DESK!

  • ( DING ) ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( DING ) ( LAUGHTER )

  • OKAY, THAT'S OLD.

  • YOU MAY REMEMBER FROM MY MONOLOGUE I MENTIONED THAT

  • BEFORE I GOT INTO COMEDY I WAS A PRACTICING DOCTOR FOR SEVEN

  • YEARS.

  • AND THE THING I MISS MOST ABOUT THAT IS HELPING PEOPLE.

  • IT'S TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR SYMPTOMS.

  • WHICH IS WHY, FOR THIS NEXT BIT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO

  • TURN THE CAMERAS AROUND AND GIVE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, AN

  • OPPORTUNITY TO ASK ME ANY MEDICAL QUESTION YOU MIGHT WANT

  • ANSWERING.

  • THIS IS "MEDICAL Q&A WITH DOCTOR KEN."

  • ( DING ) ( BAND PLAYING )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELL, THIS IS EXCITING.

  • AND I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE AT HOME, THESE ARE REAL

  • PEOPLE WITH REAL QUESTIONS.

  • FROM A FAKE CELEBRITY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ALL RIGHT?

  • SO, OKAY, FIRST UP ON THE LIST.

  • WHERE IS JENNIFER H.?

  • YES, HI, JENNIFER!

  • YOU STAND UP.

  • STAND UP.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) HOW YOU DOING?

  • >> MY QUESTION IS HOW TO YOU TREAT REFLUX AFTER YOU'VE TRIED

  • PUMP INHIBITERS, H TWO ANTAGONISTS AND ANTACIDS?

  • >> Ken: WOW, GREAT QUESTION BECAUSE AFTER TRYING ALL THE

  • REFLUX THERAPIES, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TAKE FOR REFLUX?

  • AT THIS POINT, IT'S BEST TO GO TO A GASTROENTEROLOGIST, MAYBE

  • GET AN ENDOSCOPY AND SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON WITH

  • SAID SYMPTOMS AND IF THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON YOU MAY NEED

  • CONSERVATIVE TREATMENT, NOT EATING THREE HOURS BEFORE BED,

  • STICK TO PROTEIN, VEGETABLES AND LESS OF CARBS AND RICH FOODS.

  • DROP THE MIC!

  • I'M THE REAL DEAL!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪

  • REAL DEAL!

  • I JUST SAVED A LIFE!

  • ( PIANO RIFF ) ALL RIGHT.

  • TOMMER.

  • >> WHEN I STUDY FOR MY EXAMS, I HAVE ANXIETY.

  • WHAT CAN I DO NOT TO HAVE THE ANXIETIES?

  • >> Ken: I'M THINKING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, DO YOU HAVE,

  • LIKE, RICH PARENTS OR SOMETHING?

  • YOU CAN JUST DROP OUT, DOCTOR'S ORDERS.

  • BUT I WOULD SAY, HONESTLY, IT'S COMING FROM A GUY, I HAD TEST

  • ANXIETY IN MED SCHOOL.

  • I ACTUALLY FAILED THE MEDICAL BOARD EXAMS THREE TIMES IN MED

  • SCHOOL.

  • THOSE TESTS ARE RACIALLY BIASED.

  • THEY ARE.

  • AGAINST ASIAN STUDENTS WHO DON'T STUDY VERY HARD.

  • BESIDE THAT -- ( LAUGHTER )

  • BUT I WOULD SAY, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.

  • THE MORE TIME YOU DO IT, THE MORE YOU TAKE TESTS.

  • IT'S LIKE RIDING A BICYCLE.

  • YOU FALL DOWN BUT YOU GET BACK UP.

  • YOU PREPARE, TO THE BEST YOU CAN, YOU HAVE A JEAN JACKET.

  • YOU LOOK GREAT.

  • NOTHING TO BE STRESSED OUT ABOUT.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

  • NICE JACKET!

  • >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE SELF-DIAGNOSING THEMSELVES BY

  • GOOGLING THEIR SYMPTOMS?

  • >> James: YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THEM, ARE YOU?

  • GUYS, STOP, SERIOUSLY.

  • AS A FORMER DOCTOR WHO DOESN'T PRACTICE ANYMORE, IT'S BECAUSE,

  • PATIENTS, STOP GOING LING YOUR ( BLEEP ).

  • IT NEVER WORKS.

  • YOU THINK YOU'RE HELPING US OUT.

  • IT DOESN'T HELP.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT, I LOOKED IT UP, I HAVE RIGHT SIDE PAIN, IT'S AN

  • OVARIAN CRIST.

  • CRIST -- OVARIAN CYST.

  • STOP IT YOU'RE A DUDE.

  • IT'S GOOD FOR ADJUNCT, ANCILLARY KNOWLEDGE.

  • DON'T GOOGLE.

  • IT WILL ONLY MAKE YOU MORE UPSET.

  • IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT THE DOCTOR SAYS, GET A SECOND

  • OPINION.

  • IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, BUY A NEW JACKET.

  • THANK YOU.

  • IF I DIDN'T GET TO YOUR QUESTIONS, PLEASE CONSULT

  • ANOTHER NON-TV DOCTOR.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

  • THANK YOU, GUYS!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )

>> Ken: WOW.

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