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  • what's up everybody! welcome back to my channel! h,i good morning! now today I

  • don't know what is about to happen.. all I know is that I haven't seen my dear

  • friend Garrett Watts in a while and first of all.. Garrett you need to

  • come co-parent your stepson but me and Nate genuinely love and miss Garrett a

  • lot we haven't seen him in a few months and we're finally home for at least

  • enough time to hang out like we've been doing so much traveling.. so I said

  • Garrett I would love to film with you or we can just hang out he was like oh I'm

  • down to film I have an idea for you and I was like what idea does mr. Watts have

  • in store for me today I have no idea you never know what you're gonna get so I'm

  • a little scared I don't know what we are going to dive into but he is literally

  • two minutes away and by the way he's never met Vivian Chi yet hi dude look at

  • his eyebrows you guys they are growing in so iconic I'm a little mean what okay

  • so let's go let's go see Garrett and let's see what the hell I have in store

  • for today

  • what does he smell like oh good like a little puppy

  • he smells better than me everyone for that uncle Garrett's here to me dogs

  • better than me probably problem is uncle Gary I know have you ever held a real

  • baby like yeah sometimes sometimes yeah but I give them back real quick how do

  • you hold it like this yeah yeah this looks such a Lion King moment I know I

  • needed this okay all right how can I put him on another dog lie

  • down top my friends I want to say hi to you oh this is cool what's your name

  • what's his name Gerald gerald that's good I mean I do yeah oh my gosh I've

  • had so many fish tanks but all the fish in that's dead that's me with all the

  • dogs it's like a whole new world in here it is on in the world I want to join it

  • Jeffrey Dahmer once said that instead there's someone asked him like if you

  • would have been a serial killer what would you have done and he was like I

  • probably just what I had a fish tank I never said that No

  • holy smokes oh I can't write this one is over this way yeah I can look around you

  • she loves you I'm the guarantee diamon wait do you

  • have a favorite can I have that bit well they're all listening I can't answer

  • that right now but diamond knows it's him

  • oh no it's not her what no I mean love Viva diva came here he's nine and a half

  • he's he and I him and diamond have been with me for a long time

  • this one's pick so should I tell you what's happening right here is this

  • where we do it what's going on why I feel like I need to sit down okay look

  • here what we're doing is simple so I just have anything to do with makeup

  • no oh you know I don't know what I'll do that pause try to territory you gave me

  • the best hieroglyphics eyebrows I've ever seen in my life

  • really daddy can your boy it was pretty amazing I tried to recreate it failed so

  • no I figured today I was at home and I was thinking what's something that like

  • because it's hard to think like oh what's an experience that I can give to

  • Geoffrey yeah that you haven't done yet right we live 10 lives you've lived 30

  • lives so it's like one of those minced where I was like oh I know what you can

  • do you can like I can bring you like back down a little bit

  • by having you drive okay my 2006 Prius and like you can see what it's like to

  • kind of just know he's kidding Stella no no you have to have to drive a normal

  • car for today and you have a drive in a normal car in years I know that's the

  • whole point of this cuz you probably don't even know how to or god that car

  • it's not that it's actually never derivative Prius I'm kind of afraid of

  • them no I don't why they're so simple it costs less than like one of these rings

  • oh my oh my god it was a Prius cost should we Google this $1,000 for no I

  • got my four okay let's be good a cute used one yeah so

  • like a knob in your one of your club oh my god okay oh that's the point okay

  • yeah I've never driven a Prius I think I've been inside of one once when I

  • accidentally clicked uberx instead of black oh so I'm

  • you know mine is a little weird it's got some stuff you say have you ever driven

  • a Prius I have never driven a Prius I'm gonna tell Garrett what was your first

  • car I had a 98 Mercury Sable oh damn it that's crazy and it moved forward oh

  • yeah no I move forward ahead no no no imagine living in Michigan during no

  • hair how did you have to get to work every day it's square box of mice

  • oh yeah no usually if I didn't have an ice pick or anything like that I'd take

  • out like my ID and scrape the inside because they would like get ice on the

  • inside too for some reason I can relate to that life so heavily by the way my

  • Prius doesn't have air conditioning so whoa you don't have air no it got broke

  • one day like two years ago and I never figured out Jeremy but I just I go with

  • the windows down there's an it is it's 80 degrees today it builds character

  • hahahahaha it's so hot here I was in London three weeks ago was thirty

  • degrees that was like this is everything I landed sweating 90 degrees yeah at

  • least we have no humidity so you really don't have air no we're gonna roll the

  • windows down we're gonna turn up the Frank Ocean and you're gonna see what

  • it's like to be a normal birthday Hey I mean I used to stick my head out and

  • like freezing cold winter driving so because I couldn't scrape my winch isn't

  • that insane they can't really get that no you're gonna relate today this is the

  • day that Jeffrey's gonna relate there are some weird things about my car I

  • need to tell you you need to be a little bit careful in there uh okay I'm a

  • really good driver there's a spider living in it I don't know what not I

  • don't know I don't know where he is oh I have a fear of insects then there's

  • not a spider living in it I just I find these webs every morning and I can't

  • find if I been looking everywhere I'm gonna bring no it's a brown widow Bruce

  • no no you guys better it's not about driving them anything touches me of you

  • ever even try it oh no no no if it pops up while I'm

  • driving it's not going to brown recluses are apparently very shy I mean brown

  • widows okay okay hey your mom your mommy's gonna

  • okay so your car okay let's go let's bring all the dogs okay what am I

  • getting myself into a Prius

  • what do you think stunning it's very you thank you it's actually the most basic

  • car I learned like in California literally there's not a car that is more

  • basic than this one so what made you pick this one I bet

  • but my question number one Oh having not much money in eating a car okay

  • remember that might play a factor yeah it was okay sorry thinking about miles

  • per gallon not wanting to fill my tank all the time yeah I remember those fears

  • okay oh yeah okay so the PlayStation controller well let's get in the car and

  • we'll talk I'm like Nate did you help design that part okay sit in Oh

  • also there's someone you can meet I didn't even mention who no no he's a

  • better baby than Benjamin oh my god I mean how you wanted to ride along oh my

  • god oh my god that feels so wrong whoa hey oh my god okay you get it over here

  • so I even though I don't know how to work this hey girl come here baby oh

  • sorry

  • so welcome to the priests Wow it's hot in here I know it's a problem I don't

  • have AC we'll get the baby seat for you in a minute girl okay okay so I have one

  • let's see so you know it's she's been in my car for like ten wait what is this

  • from why do I know this it's a movie called on Planet Terror she's got a gun

  • for a leg and an attitude to boot so she has fallen Natasha

  • yeah my god so she constantly falls out of the car through the window and I'd

  • like to stop on the freeway and get her and she gets run over that's why she

  • doesn't have an arm and no hair like in the fro oh my and then I just had this

  • little dinosaur figurine that I found once upon a time I'd still that be

  • careful you know you like dinosaurs we can have a moment I mean I don't want

  • to take your dinosaur I like giving things away he's really cool I've had

  • him for like three years he's got a lot of cash accepted my dinosaur we're

  • together now yes yeah that's what that means Wow with

  • the with a Sun beaming in the car how do you drive in traffic with no air when I

  • was griten Baron the movement creates air nature-friendly me yeah

  • wait can't tell you the one thing before you say anything else that the one thing

  • I am so excited about was this fucking Missy Elliott sweet like so I

  • construction I am I've I grew up listening to her and I'm obsessed I have

  • every album I could scream word for word every single oh my god clearly we need

  • to do that okay so it's you turn it we're here press this button to turn it

  • dude put on the brake no it's okay don't worry about it just press the button and

  • then it well sometimes it doesn't turn on which is tricky oh there we go okay

  • oh this is fun now the one thing about this car is the screen doesn't work so

  • yeah you can't do anything there is a touchscreen or no no it used to be and

  • then one day it stopped working when the AC did why haven't what happened you

  • forgot this fixed yet because I haven't thought about it don't-don't-don't you

  • know pressure me Geoffrey oh no there's nothing too crazy but this is a chosen

  • condom but it's actually it's a little picture of this how I that I love oh I

  • found him he's from history and he was a priest apparently why not the frame melt

  • because I left it in the car and my car's really hot I am NOT doing this but

  • that's that's why I think the spider might be dead though because the car

  • gets really oh that was a wand that I used to have and then it broke I used to

  • control the traffic lights with it but I actually have a new one in here I think

  • yeah so now I use this one this one is much more like you I think this is cool

  • Oh a little like ice pick someone yeah welcome okay put your little C pillar on

  • okay okay so what a car is that you drive even dude you just say like drive

  • ma'am I usually like this and we just go I'm not I don't know I've never go

  • I've never been in a car like that ever I've never even I one time I was in a

  • Tesla for like a second okay no be shot but but I've never been in a car like

  • that so like I don't know the difference is is it two different well usually you

  • know I mean push to start is now like a very common thing oh cool

  • some of them I need to say work like the Tesla will parallel park free it will

  • reverse free click that you can click the keen old back out for you oh this

  • one tells you the time but it's wrong okay so you the car on yes the cars on

  • so take your foot like is that is the e brake on it's on the left I don't know

  • no here put your foot like this and then press it as hard as you can in a boom go

  • back now it's off Oh how'd it hurt did it my toes it my it's okay your is your

  • is your thing on the on the right use your foot on the broken we're fine then

  • cuz look we're in park okay so now you're just gonna go and you're a tall

  • boy let me stick it up one one in lemon salt boy okay so put your little paw on

  • this and then and then go down and that's Drive and now you're in Drive now

  • you're neutral place oh my god okay well you're and wait put your foot on the

  • brake okay your foot on the brake I swear okay

  • okay now we're in JA Ronn Drive okay so okay what makes noise and that's forget

  • see you get it I love you babe I hope I returned already cooling down isn't it

  • kind of a little we need a roll down your window a little bit

  • oh yeah oh my god I want my neighbor's to see me Oh

  • oh wait no you want them to just get I'm proud hi

  • we're gonna get really bad Jerry I do have health insurance I don't that

  • breaks nice I got full coverage insurance don't worry oh that was a nice

  • thank you oh my god a bump oh my god smooth thank

  • you smooth like driving a Rolls Royce it's like the shock absorbent usually

  • it's like BAM and I'm like clunks but it's just like a cute dip like we're

  • dipping into a ranch oh my god I'm hungry you're making me feel really good

  • about my car and thank you I'm shocked I know and I recently thought about

  • getting a new car and I was like why this one does the trick hmm hello ma'am

  • she's she's driving really slow because she can't believe I'm in this car I

  • think oh look we're house hunting right now high school reunion oh my god row me

  • a Sarah okay sarah michelle gellar it's a nineties thing I get it I've I fucked

  • Oh Oh you guys would be cute to go he's a nice ass who is that wait why does he

  • have a fat booty what if I told nobody no oh my god Shh hold on you might fall

  • let me do a u-turn when I fall in love right but why does he look so nice I

  • don't know he looks so home-like homey okay can I I want to talk to a lot of

  • these he's on his knees stop oh wait can I talk to him about his dog is that your

  • dog your dog is really cool what's his name what's your name oh cool I'm

  • Garrett nice to meet you Dylan

  • I'm great okay cool I love matchmaking we love finding a a

  • wealthy Calabasas King for Garrett because when me and they are tired

  • someone has to fuck him you know so you know a lot of the times after a long day

  • me and Nate just respect you know and he gets me in the morning so I like his

  • outfit too a big booty I'm sure oh my god well Shane I get it right so we're

  • gonna spa scible I hate rejection very good don't forget

  • that my god he was going for TM sipes we already thought he was the one I flop I

  • didn't know he literally said why you experienced rejection hold me he was

  • single and he said yeah but I'm just and he was gay but he was like but I'm just

  • never was gay which was shocking I thought he was like married in a dentist

  • oh you did what did you see his frames anyways but he was like oh yeah and then

  • he said how do we single but I'm just not looking I mean what more did you say

  • that he's the worst in a relationship yeah hey at least you got the warning at

  • least I was brave you know if there's a lesson to be learned here from my

  • humiliation okay uh I've really thought that what he was the one and then

  • literally 45 seconds later like he beheaded you I should have stayed in the

  • car he probably saw my thighs his head crushed by then okay he was too into me

  • and he got nervous that's my narrative in my head he was

  • like oh I don't know what to say and I stumbled it in right now he's on his

  • knees screaming why did I let him go he's literally texting his friend like

  • the ugliest guy just came up Garrett what's that rejected and embarrassed oh

  • my god okay so wait a minute first of all I feel like I'm traumatized

  • I'm putting the car in park wait okay that's part oh yeah but the ebrake gone

  • just in case okay how you do that print you know and you're safe too because I

  • think the brown widow lives on this side I think I forgot about him I was so

  • traumatized I come out here every morning and there's webs here it's a

  • crazy okay well you wanna go pull up one of my cars and see if he's like oh wait

  • a minute hold on and for this are the tables

  • turning am I gonna drive one of your cars uh-huh have you ever driven a

  • supercar for real no no I've never even been I've told you I've been in a Tesla

  • ones I've never even saw when it's not a supercar that's like normal

  • right now I feel like right even tessel I'm not the ex but like Tesla threes and

  • no I don't know what that means I'm okay can I at least gonna see him I think we

  • should show you my garage and also the guy at the park doesn't deserve you

  • pulling up in anything because if he rejected you at your Prius he doesn't

  • deserve you got your Lambo oh my fuck him so let's let Garrett pick which car

  • he wants to drive today hi welcome to my crib I'll just get my

  • baby over here this is a McLaren f1 I know what that car is no not an f1 oh

  • that's like this super crazy race one well this is the garage the garage is

  • spider so if you wanna let your hair down and get some wind as you're used to

  • having the windows down I'm not used to anything like where's the handle this is

  • just a big hole okay so we have the Lamborghini Huracan the star Edition the

  • full jeffree star well this is okay this is it like this is like Geoffrey Coville

  • bit that's the one that license plate it sums up who we are right this is mr.

  • diva I know what this is cuz that's like them that's like those famous Tesla I

  • did my full face of makeup in it with on autopilot she's been through some things

  • that's the ones um okay Garrett I feel like you need to drive the the custom

  • jeffree star cosmetics Lamborghini have you been in a Lambo ever for real no I

  • don't know what that means but I've heard it in rap songs they talk about

  • Lambos they do lamb talk yes oh this is a key okay she's saying oh not too

  • unlike Mikey no no this is really low to the ground so open her up

  • do a few Clips I and not oh my god I'm not backing yourself okay I'll back it

  • up yeah so let's have you go in the after deciding okay cool you help me

  • turn on the car it's touching the other car

  • that's okay they're friends oh like skittles you yeah I know Oh God okay I'm

  • sorry that's not the time all right

  • I suddenly get it

  • wait ooh smells so good

  • yeah okay

  • all right so there's no trunk this is the full v10 engine and it's like a pull

  • and everything and it gets really hot when you drive it around for a minute so

  • be careful not to touch that later later it's like the stove you look want to

  • touch it no have you ever cooked an egg on it no I I will okay come on down

  • but we can go camping in this making breakfast on my on my candy Lambo what

  • do you call this but listen I'm so you're gonna drive the car

  • um joins me the front I don't know what that means so yes I have you really

  • never seen a franck no I don't know what that means so supercars don't have any

  • trunks in the back shut up this is the trunk in the front are you serious yeah

  • Oh biscuits like a bag of groceries two-seater garret but somehow you may

  • need a three seater work come on car lesson now you want the steering wheel

  • higher I don't know what I don't know I don't know I think no this is fine I

  • love my Lamborghini steering wheel right here yes okay now your foot possibly I'm

  • the brake the brake is um sorry the brake is there I got it I got it yeah I

  • see other than the brake yes I promise I'm gonna start for you okay yeah I just

  • turned into a different person

  • two-seater so I'm gonna grab the camera and do some foggy

  • okay never Tobruk scenario one parking brake is off

  • I'm sure think what else we should so this actually lifts the front up if you

  • ever wonder like oh my god you're in a supercar how do they not scrape the

  • ground right oh I have wondered that you so you do this and watch you can

  • actually see the car race watch this I am seeing it if I squint when I see

  • you're raising if this thing takes off and we fly away I'm gonna love it wait

  • am i moving waited they are all the door shuts everyone happy now start turning

  • right so you don't scrape the ground yes you are I don't bust but signal you're

  • leaving my house oh my god I feel like you okay is everyone panicking yeah hi

  • dude we're coming for you baby yeah if you want to go to Chili's with

  • me now hey I didn't ask him to Chili's me we like just like pull back here and

  • look at the big picture do your neighbors eat you know they love me cuz

  • I'm not like one of those annoying supercar user is that like speeds by and

  • revs up all crazy we do have a few of those neighbors girls spare me no I like

  • to keep it quiet a nobody when you leave the community game on

  • come on gate open up Daryl also go fast leaves every star that gates just open

  • up yay now we're about to go to the roundabout and this is where you can

  • really go fast okay okay you're good turn right okay and no blinker neuron

  • around oh yeah no blinker and then I hear ya

  • go straight now I want you to hit the gas fast right

  • now yes

  • yeah goes over oh cool like am i good to stop yeah oh

  • my god Oh going 90 in a school zone with

  • Jeffrey stop no really though school is out we're good it is out you're sunlit

  • yeah it's it's also Sunday so hit the gas harder

  • this is not you don't know me anymore Calabasas we're here baby where do we go

  • from here

  • this is crazy okay all right cool I'm good yeah my god alright we're going up

  • the hill to my house fuck it we survived you ever usually do 120 miles in this

  • one yeah you don't 20 miles per hour you do on the racetracks in Fontana and it's

  • so fucking fun I'm scared going 36 months yes we're here we survived guys

  • oh right here's good-looking break okay let go and then let go of what the brake

  • no click the stop button are you serious like that there you go

  • I'm a new man BAM yes crazy first impressions how do you feel it's amazing

  • I mean you know I don't know I feel like it's gonna be

  • weird to drive me crazy okay so that was fun and I tried to get ahead Garrett go

  • under it and he he was a little scared I got 236 mm-hmm you know like what 60

  • 70 no Jenna really yeah I thought I was going so slow no there's a mom where you

  • hit over 70 yeah I'm in a legal moment I break the law

  • you did come at me law Benjamin is still in the front oh my god all right you

  • have fun that's okay oh thanks oh great oh this is my purse oh this is cool

  • limited edition Balenciaga how did you get that off the runway I'm jelly so so

  • how do we feel I feel like here's the thing that

  • Wizards Lambo I'm a Prius boy there's nothing else to say like cars have not

  • been my thing and it has been so fun to like live in your life for a second like

  • that but I kind of see cars is like a place

  • where I could just turn down the windows without the AC blast my Missy Elliott

  • and just get from point A to point B I'm not a Camaro boy yeah but for now this

  • suit when you're over this don't train it I want I might want it for an

  • heirloom heirloom the classic right 2006 alright you asked me how I felt about

  • driving that situation what did you feel about driving my whole Prius I thought

  • it was maybe gonna drive like I don't know I'm not shitty but not the greatest

  • pretty normal like it was cool okay all right that's something thank you so much

  • I really appreciate you bringing me back to her it was a it was a cute moment

  • isn't it fun that you can just say goodbye to it and watch it leave your

  • driveway yeah only thing I'm gonna miss is everything

  • that's inside of it my little figurine yeah but this is a strong hood I'm like

  • you can like twerk on this like hey yeah like ten pounds it's not strong for me

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