>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.

>> James: WE LOVE IT EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON THE SHOW.

>> THANK YOU.

>> James: SOME OF MY BEST MEMORIES OF YOU TWO ON THIS

COUCH.

>> THANK YOU.

>> James: WE'RE GLAD YOU'VE COME BACK TO SEE US.

YOU SAW LATE NIGHT LIVE TINDER, DO YOU THINK SHE MADE THE RIGHT

CHOICE?

>> NO.

>> I'M KIND OF INCLINED THE SAME AS JANE, FOR SCOTT.

>> SO WRTION SCOTT BY THE WAY?

-- WHERE IS SCOTT BY THE WAY?

>> James: I THINK MARY SHE LIKED SCOTT AS WELL, RIGHT MARY?

THE BEAUTY IS, SINCE THIS DATE GOES WRONG, WE'VE STILL GOT ALL

OF THEIR NUMBERS.

SOMEBODY TELLS ME THAT YOU TWO WOULD BE GOOD MATCH MAKERS.

JANE HAVE YOU EVER SET ANYBODY ON A DATE?

>> I TRIED.

MY FAVORITE EX HUSBAND, WHEN WE SPLIT UP, NAME IS TED TURNER.

HE IS A VERY SPECIFIC KIND OF PERSON.

AND I OFFERED TO GO ON WHATEVER, THERE WAS NO TINDER, IT WAS

MATCH.COM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

I OFFERED TO GO ON, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE NEEDS AND I WAS

GOING TO FIND HIM SOMEBODY.

BUT HE SAID NO AND INSTEAD HE GOT FOUR GIRLFRIENDS, ONE FOR

EACH WEEK OF THE MONTH.

HE CALLS THEM THE COALITION OF THE WILLING.

>> James: OH MY WORD!

>> BUT HE LUCKED OUT WITH ME.

BECAUSE HE'S -- >> HE DID LUCK OUT WITH JANE.

>> YEAH HE DID.

HE TAKES UP A LOT -- HE'S A LOT.

AND I CAN HANDLE THAT!

>> James: YES.

>> NOW IT TAKES FOUR TO DO WHAT I USED TO DO ALONE!

>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU LILY ARE YOU A MATCH MAKER?

>> MY PARTNER JANE FANCIES HERSELF A MATCH MAKER.

SO A GIRM FRIEND OF OURS WHO IS A PFESSIONAL, HAS A GOOD

CAREER AND SHE'S ABOUT 60, OR PUSHING 60.

AND SHE WANTED US TO FIX HER UP WITH SOMEBODY SO WE PICKED

SOMEBODY WHO'S REALLY TALENTED, WHO IS VIVACIOUS AND POLITICAL.

AND THEY WERE GOING TO BE A PERFECT PAIR AND THE FIRST GIRL

CALLS US UP AND SAYS, WHY DID YOU FIX ME UP WITH HER?

SHE'S 70 YEARS OLD!

AND OF COURSE JANE AND I ARE IN OUR 80s SO WE THOUGHT SHE WAS

REALLY USEFUL.

>> James: REALLY YOUNG, YEAH.

>> WE WERE JUST DUMBFOUNDED!

I GUESS SHE WANTED SOMEBODY IN HER 40s.

YOU KNOW.

>> James: WHO WAS IT?

>> I THOUGHT IF JANE EVER GOES, MY FUTURE LOOKS VERY DIM.

>> YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?

>> NO, I WAS KIND OF KIDDING.

GOD FORBID DON'T LET JANE GO.

>> James: WE NEED EVERY JANE.

EVERY JANE WE NEED.

IF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT LOVE YOU OFFICIATED OVER KATHY

GRIFFIN'S WEDDING.

>> YES.

>> James: HOW DID THIS CAME ABOUT, KATHY AND HER HUSBAND,

HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT?

>> KATHY AND I CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I COULD OFFICIATE.

SHE AND HER HUSBAND THEY HAD BEEN TOGETHER FOR ABOUT EIGHT OR

NINE YEARS.

I WANTED TO HELP HER.

IT WOULD HAVE TO BE ON THE QT, THEY DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY TO

KNOW.

THEY PUBLISHED QUITE A FEW PICTURES AND VIDEOS SINCE THEN

BUT I HAD TO GET OWE F OFFICIATE NOW THAT WE'LL BE LEAVING FOR

BUT I HAD TO GET OWE F OFFICIATE NOW THAT WE'LL BE LEAVING FOR

GRACE AND FRANKIE IN JULY.

HOW IT HAPPENED WAS -- I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE THINKING THAT I

WAS THROAFN INTO OFFICIATING AS A --

>> James: NO.

>> BUT KATHY HAD -- WE HAD BOTH GONE TO THE TRAVERS CIT FILM

FESTIVAL A SHE HAD RENTED A CHARTERED JET, WHICH COST HER 50

GRAND.

SHE HAD NO WAY TO DO IT, SHE HAD TO BE THERE AND BE BACK.

SHE GAVE ME A FREE RIDE.

SHE KIDDED ME A LOT ABOUT IT, OWING HER $25,000.

IS A I TOLD HER I WOULD OFFICIATE AT THE WEDDING FOR

$25,000 AND THEN WE WOULD BE EVEN.

>> James: THEN -- >> I DON'T OWE IT ANYMORE.

>> James: WHAT ABOUT THIS MAKING THIS DEAL, SHOULD LEXA

AND MARCUS HIT IT OFF SO MUCH THAT THEY GET MARRIED, WILL YOU

AGREE HERE AND NOW THAT YOU WILL OFFICIATE THAT WEDDING?

>> CERTAINLY, I WILL!

YES I WILL!

(APPLAUSE) >> James: WHY THE WEDDING?

>> WILL THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE BE THERE?

>> James: YES, MARY WILL BE THERE, YOU WILL BE THERE, DRAKE

IS GOING TO SING THEM DOWN THE AISLE, IT'S INCREDIBLE.