Andbythemagic, I mean, justhoursofvideoeditingandhomeworkandcryingmyselftosleep.
I boughtthis, Dothey?
Lastyearwhen I movedintothedormsand I thoughtitwouldbe a reallygoodideainsteadofgettinganextralongtwinonetoget a fullsizelinebecause I waslike, nextyear, I'm totallygonnamoveintoanapartmentandhave a lotofspaceandown a fullsizebed, butnotyou.
Girlwasgonnabesleepingin a twinsizefor a longtime, Letmetellyouthat.
Sothisthingis a totalbitch a lotbecauseitdoesn't fitintothenormalwashingmachinesthatwehaveinourapartmentandforwhatyouwill, abouthowoften I watchmybedsheets.
So I feellikebeforereallyhelpsmelikenoonearoundit, becausethere's literallyonlyonecomfortablepositionyoucansleepinonthefloor.
Before I movedhere, I wastellingsomeofmyfriendsaboutthisandhow I didn't eventhinkthat I shouldbothergetting a bedbecausebedsarefuckingsocialconstructandtheywerelike, actually, like, yourroommate's gonnathinkyou'refuckingweird.
You'renevergonnahavesex.
You'regonnabealoneifyoudon't buy a bed.
Sothebottomlineisthisbadhurtstheshitoutofmyback.
I wouldrathersleeponthefloor.
Butnevertheless, itishere.
I'm gratefulthat I havesomethingtosleepon, unlikemanypeopleinthisworld.
Andtheninthiscabinetblow, I havemorelikeskirtsandthought, Oh, thisiskindoflikethrowmycraftdownthere, have a lotofpackingmaterialsandstuffformythriftinsidebusiness.
Andthisisjustlikegirlsandunderwearsandstuff.
I don't knowwhatyouneedtoknowthat, butincaseyou d'oh, there's thatinformation.
Thefuturethat I ammostproductshereisthislittlelikeclothingrackthat I putup.
Sothisbarisactually a showertensionbarthat I wason.
I didn't wanttowalkbetweenthetwosandnowthisisprettymuchjustalltheclothingthat I ownandmirroron a regularbasis.
Because I'm a hofortheaesthetic.
I specificallyboughtvehiclehairsoffAmazonsofit.
I couldmaintainmygoldaccentsinmyroom.
Thesearereallylightweightandhaven't likescratchofforanythinglikethatwasinthemorningwhen I'm tryingtochangemakesthisnoise, whichisreally a knowledgeis, and I'm suremybeforeandthenbelowmyclothesontheshelves.
I havemyshoes.
Mostly.
Thesearelikeheelsandprettiershoes.
I don't wearsupereverydaybasis, butyouknowarenicetolookatandponderoverwhetherit's worthkillingmyfeetandmostthetimeit's not, but, youknow, onedayandhereistheothersideoftheroom, whichyouguysgenerallydon't gettoseeunlessit's like a tryonsegmentorsomething.
I'm actuallyprettyproudofthissection, and I startlikethefirstweek I'm inhisapartment, juststressingoutoverwhetherthispartofmyroomcouldbeaestheticallypleasingenoughanddare I say I didnotdo a badjob.