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I feel so self congratulatory.
But it's my birthday today.
I'm turning love, and that's supposed to be a thing.
Did you celebrate earlier today?
I just worked some or because I'm doing my apartment makeover right now.
And like, I have no work life balance whatsoever, but also recently, like I had fun.
Do we get today?
David came over around six birthday activities ensued.
Now we're going to get some dinner.
We're gonna make some alcoholic drinks.
I wonder what apple tastes like.
We're gonna find out today.
I don't know it all.
And then we're gonna go out to bars.
People make like a really big deal out of 21st birthdays.
For awhile.
I was are gonna go to Vegas for my birthday.
But it's like now I have, like, a doll like shit to d'oh.
So that's not happening.
But I'm gonna have a little get together with friends, going to bars and stuff.
But none of my friends know each other.
So it was years.
So I'm just like hanging out with people individually down my over.
David.
I feel it would have been depressed by the fact that I'm not having a birthday party you like, a couple of years ago.
But honestly, like, this is the optimal way to hang out with people because I don't, like, hang out in groups.
So now I just get, like, three days hanging out with people individually, which is fantastic.
I don't normally evolved, so this love might be weird and we destroyed it.
But I just wanna capture like, the memes.
And you also look back when I'm, like, 50 and like, Well, all those will actually went to a sleep one.
So, yeah, let's get going Where we headed Sweetgreen code were basic l A people.
We are going to sweet green because we care about our health.
You're getting vegetables.
Okay.
Were basic l a people were gonna care about our health after I drink.
All right, what is our talk while eating?
I was just like talking to you at the same time.
You went around the hammering in silence.
Yeah, I was trying to get better at it.
Little need to what we should We're gonna be terrible dinner party guests when they start making friends are making friends is ever gonna happen.
This has been in the shop.
The whole time.
Haley Graham comes out of nowhere.
That was in this booth.
You know what?
Let's get washed.
Slash Faced Shockley is when I drink too much water in my way.
Oh, that wasn't satisfied.
We gotta do it right.
Two hours later.
Have you ever shopped in something?
You tilt it.
45 degrees.
No more, no less.
46.
You're a chump 40 four.
I almost said for one.
I don't find the air pocket.
You make puncture curve down all the way down to the base.
So that way it doesn't get trapped down there, Perv.
The metal in So you don't cut your lip on it.
Because I have seen far too many people bleeding out in a frat party after poor, shocking hole.
I'm gonna take off my socks, but they don't get soaked in alcohol.
So you simultaneously pull the tab while you're turning three two, one.
You already finishing it?
I can't thank you for a year.
We made a mess.
My mom gave me that towel.
It's a puddle.
I'm standing in a puddle right now.
Things is that legal.
Your foot vanished like somebody has searched on for home girl.
shotguns here, then washes off.
Doesn't work like that.
You know what kind of stroll?
The conclusion of this is that David or anybody in shock in a beer would give a great blowjob.
I think that's really what you're facing your pledges to dio.
How do you think we got issue?
Do you have to do something like kind of sexual for me?
That fuck to go?
Really?
You think I'm kidding?
Sally didn't think I was getting this entire video is a very, very strange expose into the port of my life, not online devil Song filled hours later.
Not enough.
What was the first time that you got drunk?
I was kind of live in high school and didn't go toe many parties.
One of my friends is a little older.
You went to S C s U, which is actually closer to my house in high school.
If you're looking to go to a party school code STS you like?
Trust me.
If you're looking to get depressed, go.
Do you see a life?
If you want to get really depressed, go to Berkeley.
Oh, a mentor back.
So my first I'm getting drunk.
I didn't drink, but all of high school.
First of all, because I was lame in high school and nobody invited me to parties where a second of all I knew I wanted to get an internship with the NSA, and they require that you haven't drunk under age.
And you also haven't taken drugs till my first time ever getting drunk was when I came out to u.
C.
L A.
Early and I had a much of roommates who were seniors.
Then they drank around me like a couple times, and I was like, No, I'm good, But by the end of the summer, I finally agreed to take shots with them.
I had a huge process.
My roommate, by the way, then no.
And that's a pion dating David.
Now I really, really liked him, so I just, like, stay up and like, get drunk with him and like another guy who had lived with the time and then we would just, like, hang out and talk.
I thought that if somebody stays up with me all night talking, then he has to be in love with me.
But it's like, No, I was just some random like freshmen can you like?
He could kill some time during the summer.
Respect.
I think I was kind of like a little sister to him.
I'm a princess is in right now, so you never know.
And drunk is great.
Holy shit.
I am enjoying this later.
That same way we have to meet our driver in one minute over.
We're gonna be Oh, wait.
I am so excited to use my ideas most of time.
When I go to cars, it is we'll just like memorizing my e one long angry line eight wasn't forget.
Nor than now, when you can crash Now I need you around it comes crashing way all know that I'm gonna win I had a foosball table in my basement growing up, So I am about to fucking David way Have officially run out of battery on the main camera.
So I phone it way just got beat to step inside everything you want.
28 a.
M.
I took a shower and I'm gonna get hydrated so my hangover isn't too bad tomorrow.
Hopefully, it's probably still gonna be really fucking awful tomorrow, no matter how much water I drink.
But eat some lived.
Um, I'm gonna try.
Thanks for joining me on my 21st birthday.
Five.
Bye.