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  • I feel so self congratulatory.

  • But it's my birthday today.

  • I'm turning love, and that's supposed to be a thing.

  • Did you celebrate earlier today?

  • I just worked some or because I'm doing my apartment makeover right now.

  • And like, I have no work life balance whatsoever, but also recently, like I had fun.

  • Do we get today?

  • David came over around six birthday activities ensued.

  • Now we're going to get some dinner.

  • We're gonna make some alcoholic drinks.

  • I wonder what apple tastes like.

  • We're gonna find out today.

  • I don't know it all.

  • And then we're gonna go out to bars.

  • People make like a really big deal out of 21st birthdays.

  • For awhile.

  • I was are gonna go to Vegas for my birthday.

  • But it's like now I have, like, a doll like shit to d'oh.

  • So that's not happening.

  • But I'm gonna have a little get together with friends, going to bars and stuff.

  • But none of my friends know each other.

  • So it was years.

  • So I'm just like hanging out with people individually down my over.

  • David.

  • I feel it would have been depressed by the fact that I'm not having a birthday party you like, a couple of years ago.

  • But honestly, like, this is the optimal way to hang out with people because I don't, like, hang out in groups.

  • So now I just get, like, three days hanging out with people individually, which is fantastic.

  • I don't normally evolved, so this love might be weird and we destroyed it.

  • But I just wanna capture like, the memes.

  • And you also look back when I'm, like, 50 and like, Well, all those will actually went to a sleep one.

  • So, yeah, let's get going Where we headed Sweetgreen code were basic l A people.

  • We are going to sweet green because we care about our health.

  • You're getting vegetables.

  • Okay.

  • Were basic l a people were gonna care about our health after I drink.

  • All right, what is our talk while eating?

  • I was just like talking to you at the same time.

  • You went around the hammering in silence.

  • Yeah, I was trying to get better at it.

  • Little need to what we should We're gonna be terrible dinner party guests when they start making friends are making friends is ever gonna happen.

  • This has been in the shop.

  • The whole time.

  • Haley Graham comes out of nowhere.

  • That was in this booth.

  • You know what?

  • Let's get washed.

  • Slash Faced Shockley is when I drink too much water in my way.

  • Oh, that wasn't satisfied.

  • We gotta do it right.

  • Two hours later.

  • Have you ever shopped in something?

  • You tilt it.

  • 45 degrees.

  • No more, no less.

  • 46.

  • You're a chump 40 four.

  • I almost said for one.

  • I don't find the air pocket.

  • You make puncture curve down all the way down to the base.

  • So that way it doesn't get trapped down there, Perv.

  • The metal in So you don't cut your lip on it.

  • Because I have seen far too many people bleeding out in a frat party after poor, shocking hole.

  • I'm gonna take off my socks, but they don't get soaked in alcohol.

  • So you simultaneously pull the tab while you're turning three two, one.

  • You already finishing it?

  • I can't thank you for a year.

  • We made a mess.

  • My mom gave me that towel.

  • It's a puddle.

  • I'm standing in a puddle right now.

  • Things is that legal.

  • Your foot vanished like somebody has searched on for home girl.

  • shotguns here, then washes off.

  • Doesn't work like that.

  • You know what kind of stroll?

  • The conclusion of this is that David or anybody in shock in a beer would give a great blowjob.

  • I think that's really what you're facing your pledges to dio.

  • How do you think we got issue?

  • Do you have to do something like kind of sexual for me?

  • That fuck to go?

  • Really?

  • You think I'm kidding?

  • Sally didn't think I was getting this entire video is a very, very strange expose into the port of my life, not online devil Song filled hours later.

  • Not enough.

  • What was the first time that you got drunk?

  • I was kind of live in high school and didn't go toe many parties.

  • One of my friends is a little older.

  • You went to S C s U, which is actually closer to my house in high school.

  • If you're looking to go to a party school code STS you like?

  • Trust me.

  • If you're looking to get depressed, go.

  • Do you see a life?

  • If you want to get really depressed, go to Berkeley.

  • Oh, a mentor back.

  • So my first I'm getting drunk.

  • I didn't drink, but all of high school.

  • First of all, because I was lame in high school and nobody invited me to parties where a second of all I knew I wanted to get an internship with the NSA, and they require that you haven't drunk under age.

  • And you also haven't taken drugs till my first time ever getting drunk was when I came out to u.

  • C.

  • L A.

  • Early and I had a much of roommates who were seniors.

  • Then they drank around me like a couple times, and I was like, No, I'm good, But by the end of the summer, I finally agreed to take shots with them.

  • I had a huge process.

  • My roommate, by the way, then no.

  • And that's a pion dating David.

  • Now I really, really liked him, so I just, like, stay up and like, get drunk with him and like another guy who had lived with the time and then we would just, like, hang out and talk.

  • I thought that if somebody stays up with me all night talking, then he has to be in love with me.

  • But it's like, No, I was just some random like freshmen can you like?

  • He could kill some time during the summer.

  • Respect.

  • I think I was kind of like a little sister to him.

  • I'm a princess is in right now, so you never know.

  • And drunk is great.

  • Holy shit.

  • I am enjoying this later.

  • That same way we have to meet our driver in one minute over.

  • We're gonna be Oh, wait.

  • I am so excited to use my ideas most of time.

  • When I go to cars, it is we'll just like memorizing my e one long angry line eight wasn't forget.

  • Nor than now, when you can crash Now I need you around it comes crashing way all know that I'm gonna win I had a foosball table in my basement growing up, So I am about to fucking David way Have officially run out of battery on the main camera.

  • So I phone it way just got beat to step inside everything you want.

  • 28 a.

  • M.

  • I took a shower and I'm gonna get hydrated so my hangover isn't too bad tomorrow.

  • Hopefully, it's probably still gonna be really fucking awful tomorrow, no matter how much water I drink.

  • But eat some lived.

  • Um, I'm gonna try.

  • Thanks for joining me on my 21st birthday.

  • Five.

  • Bye.

I feel so self congratulatory.

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