I seethethreegirlsthatinvitedmetodotheshowinitiallyinMayorJune, likegatheronlikethat's kindofstrange.
I stilltalktothisgirlfor, like, another 30 seconds, andthenas I'm concludingmytalkingtoherbecause I realizedthat's notgonnagoanywheretheycomeonstagewithmicrophonesin, like, onetrenchcoat, andthey'rejustlikelikelike, it's timefortheliterallytosay, there's been a change.
I have 45 minutesleft, um, gobslatedtodoanhourandlike, reallywittyandtheysay, Yeah, there's beencommentslikepeopleareupsetorwereoffended, and I'm like, I feellikewe'rehaving a goodtimeandhadsomeofthecrowdcheers.
Andthen I'm like, Whydo I gottogo?
Andwhenthegirlsgoes, thetechhastoleave.
I lookatthetag, HasthisallonYouTube, likesomeoneputtheviewtovideoofthisparticularpart, and I go, theybetterbeleavingbecause I couldsee I couldseethetechpeoplelookathimlikeyougot a bastardandattackpeople.
Andbut, like, there's a pocketofthecrowdwherethethreeahAsianAmericanallianceleadersandliketherestofthesortofcrew, waslikewaiting.
And I thinksomeofthemcheerwhenthere's a distinctionbetweendisrespectfrombeinguncomfortablein, likewhathetaughthadn't beendisrespectfulandtheslightestWhatareyoutalkingabout?
Andthenonegirlgoes, wethinkyou'renotentitledtobemakingsomeofthejokesaremakingOh, my, my, mytriggerwordsentitled, Youknow, like I'm thinking.
Andatthispoint, I'm like I'm tooalmostinshockdeerinheadlights, kindoflikeevenprocessedanger.
Andthenatthispoint, I'm like, insteadofexplainingthatthejokeisquiteprogressive, I'm like I literallygotthatjokefromanaudiencememberatStandUpNewYorkinlike 2011.
Like I remembertheconversationdistinctlybecauseItwassuchlikeoneofthesesortofohshit, that's a goodbitmoment.
And I tellthemthat.
Andtheywerelike, Yougotittalkingto a guyinthecrowd.
So I wasonstageand I usedtoliveinHell's KitcheninNewYork, and I'm likethatthere's like a gayblackconstituencythatwouldalwayslike, makefunofmewhen I wasleavingmyapartment.
Butlikelikeribbing, youknowwhat I mean?
Andso, like, I'm timetryingtotalkaboutthatonstage a standofNewYorkdoinglike a chequespotorwhatever, and I'm talkingtothecrowd.
Andthenthere's a gayblackguythat, like, heckledmeand I starttalkingtohim.
Andthenatsomepoint, I'm like, Thisishowyouknowbeinggaycan't be a choice, right?
Andhe's hestartsdying, andwehave, like, a goodreport.
I'm like, Oh, perfect, Thisis a greatbit.
I justgotitright.
Andso I tellthemthat, andthey'relike, No, youknow, it's beenchanged.
Youlikeyouhavetogoand I'm likeeffectively.
I'm likelikeyou'rewrong.
Forwhat?
Doingwhatyou'redoingrightnow.
I'm I'm I'm a generationalthanyouguys.
Ah, I knowcomedybetterthananybodyinthisroom.
That's forgoddamnsure.
And I nodisrespect.
And I'vebeenthrough a lotofshit, like, I knowthatwhat I'm sayingrightnowhasn't beenoffensiveintheslightest.
And I said, youcan't isolateyourselffromtherealworldlikethis.
Like I thoughtweresamepeopleinfleshifwecomefromthesameplace, sothere's nootherjokestheyfoundoffensive, thatwastheonlyone.
That's whattheysaid.
There's there's there's, like, twoorthreethingsthatsaidlikearticleswhich I madethemistakeofjustreadingeverythinglike, Don't everdothatfuckingjustifyreadeverythinglikethistwoorthreearticlesthatsaythat I wasbadgeringAh, twopeopleinthecrowdAndthere's likeonegirlwho, likemaybetwoorthreeminutesin, like I talkedtoherforcrowdworklike I askedwhereshefromwhatyou'redoing, Whatever.
I makefunofherfor a littlebit, andthenthisothergirl, theonetheNewarkchickthatislikewegetpersonalbecausesherevealsthatyouknowyourfatherisnotinherlifewiththeconversation.
Justgetsawkward.
It's not.
Sherevealedthatherfatherisnotinher.
Shewas I'm talkingabout.
I'm talkingtoher.
Like, um, whatdoyourparentsdoorwhatever I shouldalsolike, I don't knowwhatmydaddoesn't makeWhatyoumeanhe's like, Oh, I don't knowhimlike, Oh, you, Butyoudon't knowhe's notinyourlifeorwhatever.
Hedoesn't shelike, Yeah, I waslike, Okay, I cansensethat.
She's uncomfortablenowtothepointwhere I askedher I waslike, Areyouuncomfortable?
Andshesaid, No, I'm like, Okay, cool.
I could, like, makethisworseandAnd I'm like, but I won't.
Youseemlike a niceperson.
That's whentheycameout.
Butthepeopleareapologizingtome, and I'm like, I'm nowonmadnow.
I'm like, once I leavethestage, I'm now I'm livid, but I'm I knowmyselfwellenoughtobelike, I'm notgonnatalktoanybodyif I'm angry, because I'lljustsaysomewildshitlike I don't I could'veBillBird, Philadelphia, thewholething, youknow?
I mean, justjustwentoffonallthesepeoplefor 10 minutes, butwhatthefuckiswrongwithyou.
But I justwent.
I waslike, I gottago.
Like, I'm out, tookmycrew, andwejustWejustwalkedstraightoutofthisfuckinggianthallandandthen, like I'm waitingformycarandpeoplefromtheshow.
Orlikelikeapologizing.
Notlikejustaudiencemembers.
Yeah, we'resosorry.
Weknowthatwasfuckedout.
Thatshouldhavehappened.
Youweredoinggreat.
Whatever.
Andthen, like, ahah, gettingmyubertomynextatmuchafterthis, I havetodoanotherhour.
I'm like, you'reright, man, and I'm justlike, inmyhead, likemadlisteningtolikeDrakejustlike I got a leadEnemiesthat I'm just, like, fuckingeverythingthat I thinkiswrongthatwehereaslike a narrativeof, like, kidshavesolvedallthiskindofshitisplaying.
Yes, that's whatitislike.
And I'm thankfulthatmycrewwastherebecause I'm toeinventingtothembecauseiftheyweren't that, I'llbeonsomeothershit.
Butas I'm checkingmyinstagrambecause I'm like, thisisdefinitelygonnabe a fuckingstoryonInstagram.
Attheveryleast, I'm likepeople a d m ingmefromtheshowagain.
We'resosorrythatthathappened.
That's sofuckedup.
People e mailingmethesameshit I'm like, DoesanybodysayingfuckYoushouldn't havebeenthereinthefirstplace?
No.
Noonesaidthattomeatonegirlwhowasthesweetmateofah, oneoftheorganizers D m.
Andjust, like, yelledatme.
Basically, I justever I wrotetoherThankyouforyoursupport, like, youknow, justlikethatshesay.
Shesaidonthefinaldoom I d.
M's justblewup.
Uh, ThisisTwitter, InstagraminstagramAndshe I havemyinstagramsoutuplike, deletedfrommyphone, butshewasaffected.
Neededitfromyourphone.
I don't checkinthemorningand I deletedonthat.
Checkitatnight, and I deletedagain.
Really?
I justfuckinghate.
SowhatnowisthatSNLworkedonupdate?
UmAndso, like, I wasconstantlyonmyphoneoronTwitteronhishead, justlikecheckingnewsreadingshitandlikeititannoytheshitoutofme.
I hatethenews.
Loandbehold, I amthenewsnowfor a bit, but I gotfucking I atethenews.
Andsothenextday, um, I don't thinkanythingaboutit, butliketheColumbianewspaperhitsmeuplike I getoffLeaveColombiaat 9 30 TheColumbianewspaperhismeupat 10:05 p.m. likehowdidyouhaveanycomment?
Likecomment?
I'm hungry.
You?
How's thatfor a commentlike, I don't knowWhat I'm notgonnatalktoyourightnow.
Letmefuckingprocesswhat's goingonthenextday.
I'm stillthinkingaboutit, but I'm goingdowntoopenforAzizinAtlanticCityand, uh, openforhim, and I'm tellingthisstoryandheheimmediatelyhitsonthefactthatit's crazythatthesekidscameuptoyouandapologize.
And I'm like, I don't eventhinkabouthowinsanethatisbecause I'm stillmad.
But I'm thinking I'm talkingthesekidslike I'm talkingdiseaseandjustlikethatiskindofcrazybecauseit's soeasytobuyintothisshitthateveryoneis a fuckingsoftmotherfucker.
Andthen I thinkaboutitsomemoreandthat I thinkabout, likeallthegigs I'vedonecollegewisebefore.
Likeinthepastyear, I'vebeenluckytoknow I didlikeTexasoftheirschoolinAlaska, theirschoolinOhiotoschoolinMaryland.
And I saidmuchMauroffensiveshitlikeantiTrumpshitinthefuckingreadinessofstates.
Andit's allbeenfine, youknow, like I'veneverbeenkickedoffstagebefore.
Andsotome, likethisColumbiaincident, eventhestudentsthereseemedliketheexceptionratherthantheruleoflike, everyone's a softperson, youknow?
I mean, doesthatmakesense?
Itdoesn't makesense.
Butwhat I thinkisisyoungkidsinparticularthatarein a positionofpower, rightthere, runningsomething.