AndwelcomebacktomyYouTubechannelonWelcometo a videothat I'm filmingquitespontaneously.
I hadthisideathismorningand I wasjustkindoflike, Let's let's doit.
Hopefullypeoplewerereplyingtime.
Andi, wecanreally, reallyhave a laughatmyexpense.
Theideaofthisvideoitwasbasically I sent a textmessageThio, myfriendsandmyfamilythismorning, and I wasjustbasicallylike, Thisisyouropportunitytokindofexposedmeornot?
YoucanjustkindofsaysomethingthatmaybeyouwouldliketheInternettoknowaboutme, orwhetherthere's a storythatyouhaveaboutmethatyouthinkthattheInternetneedstoknow, orjustanyofthosefunnykindoftimesthatmaybetheInternethasneverseenoffme.
So I sentittoallofmykindofclosestfamilyandfriendsAndi.
So I waskindof, like, grownupwithher, so I'm surethatshe'llhavesomething.
Oh, God.
Sosheput I havetwo.
Firstly, themullet.
We'reallveryproudofthelifeyou'vemadeforyourself.
Butthemulletwillforeverbemyfavorite.
I willneverforgetyoucomingaroundtobabysitmewith a monitorin a lippiercingon, thensittingforhours, whichyouprobablyshouldhavebeenwatchingmeonplayingthesins.
ChanelandbyTerrywillnevercomparemullets.
MillenHashtagyou'regoingalreadythesecond.
Let's gointothemother.
Okay.
You'veprobablyseenmy 10 yearchallengewhere I had a mullet.
Obviously, forthepurposeofthisvideo, I willensurethat a pictureisputonscreen.
But I wentthrough a bit.
Well, I'vealways, like, had a bitofanalternativesidetome.
Andi, I'vealwaysgrownupwithquite a broadmusicalkindofpreference.
I guessondhe, itjustkindofcamefromthere.
Really.
I wasquiteintoit.
Thatis, like, who?
Bringupstairs.
Sojustjustgoonwiththisguy.
Okay, so, yes, basically, that's themulletstory.
Andit's oneofthosethingsthat I'm ashamedofit.
It's a greatpointinmystyleevolution, but I definitelylearned a lot.
I learned a lotaboutwhatsuitsme, whatdoesn't.
And I also I feellikeitdidkindofmakeme a bitmoreofanopenmindedpersonintermsoflikemymusicaltaste, mystyle, butalsoknowingwhatworksforme, because I didn't.
Butshe's alsosentthroughanotherone, sowe'llhave a quicklookatthataswell.
I thinkyouraudienceshouldknowhowkindyoucouldbe, notbecauseyou're a youtuberorbecausewehavetosayittofightbackagainstthetrolls, butbecausefor 24 yearsyou'veessentiallybeing a bigsisterattimes, evenwhenyoumighthavebeentheonethatneededlookingafter I dressedlikeyouis a baby.
there's somebodytouchestolivelike a coupleofdoorsdownfromusonwhereweusedtolive.
Lumiobviouslywas a housecatwhenwehadherthereonthese, apparently, andsheplayaroundonthefrontgardenonThethingisthatwereallyjustshewouldjustescapedeverysingletimeonallofourneighborsendeduphavingtobeinvolvedineveryrescueandblooming.
Itwassobad, like, reallywassobadobviously.
NowLevihas a lotmorespacetoroam, andshe's much, muchhappier, whichmakesushappy.
Andifyouwatchedmyheadpartylog, itwasYeah, itwasfunnybyaccident, but I thinkitwasAlismashedtheframeonthepants, felloutintomygiveawaybox.
Sowhat?
I justcamedownoneday, and I waslike, I putin a box a loadofgoodiesoutfrommyneighbors, like, pickfromonheart.
I washorrified.
I wasliterallyhorrifiedwhen I lookedintheboxbecauseitwasjustthispairofpantsand I thought, Oh, mygosh.
What?
Mynameisgonnathink I'm likesomeweirdobecause I justputherpantsAlvinunderpickthat.
Allofthemwerelike, Well, no, thankyousomuch.
Touch.
Okay, next.
Nextup, I have I haveAlisoandhewasthenextpersontorespond.
Sohesaidonceupon a timewhenladyand I firstmet, bytheway, I justwanttosay, I haven't readanyoftheseinadvance, sothisisthefirsttime I'm readingthemonhere.
Once, when?
A timewhenladyand I firstmet, I askedthequestionthat d smoke, ofcourse, tosecure a potentialrelationshiponComeAcrossAs a wellkepthealthywoman, sheproceededtoconfirmthatsheindeeddidnot.
I tookherfacevalue.
Littledid I knowthatinthenextcomingones, I wouldstumbleacrossan e cigaretteatmydad's housewherewewerestaying.
Atthismoment, shameandembarrassmentconfirmedthatshehadindeedbeenhaving a bookiebywhichledto a confession.
Itwas a FridayFridayritualvaliditytostrapupwith a marriedgoldglove, fullyconcealedhairandpotentially a binlinertoremoveallchancesofsmokeremainsaheadofseeingeachweekend.
ItwasthepeakmomentofLydia's downforasshecametorealize, heractionshadcaughtupwithherandultimately a lifelessonshe'llneverforget.
So, yeah, basically, when I metAli, I wasn't WhenIf I startedspeaking, Taliawasn't actually a smoker, Butitwasbecausemy I'veactuallybeenforcedtostopsmokingbyan X ondheAssoonaswebrokeup, I justkindofwaslike, No, I'm notgonnasmoke, giventhat I didstopsmokingand I thought I haditallundercontrol.
Andthenbefore I knew I wasactuallyproperlysmokingandthen I couldn't tellhimthat I wasmovieagain.
So I waslike, hidingit.
Andwe'rein a longdistancerelationship.
Sointheweek, I couldlikesmokeasmuchas I wantedondhe.
Then I obviouslycouldn't.
Butyetthen, obviouslyit's like a moreseriousondhe.
Then I didactuallyquit.
Andso I wasn't stillsmokingwhenhefoundthe e cigarette.
Thatwaslikemy I wasactually, like, tryingtostop, so I hadtotellhimthatitwasItwasreallyembarrassingformebecause I didn't I didn't smokeanymore, but I wasquitting.
Andthisisliketheonethingthatwashelpingme.
And I obviouslystandby e cigarettesbecause I'm nowsmokefreefreefor, like, sevenyears.
So I Yeah, I thistheonlyreason I quit.
And I'm justoverthemoonthat I nownolongersmokebecause I waslike a diehardsmoker, So, yeah, butthat's yes, sir.
He's buthe's he's reallyputmeoutthere.
No, thanks, babe.
Oh, good.
Okay, nextup, wehavemystepmom.
She's She's justbeingnice.
She's noexposingme.
Italso I feellike I shouldjustjustgonnareadoutbecause I obviouslyloveit.
Louiseandher.
Butshe's thethings I loveaboutvideo.
Shecomesacrossallstrongandtough, butsheis a softie.
Shegenuinelyisconsideredofeverybody.
Shelovesherfamily.
Shedoesn't settleforsecondbest.
She's a beautifulpersoninsideandout.
And I lovethatshehaseateninthebestplacesandshestillmissesmycooking.
I lovehertothemoonandbag.
Soanyway, that's obviouslyshe's notexposing.
Youknow, I justthought I'd readoutanywaybecause I'm gettingquiteusedtothis.
So I'm gladyou'redriving, hasimprovedandthinkingaboutit I'veneverbeaninthecarwithyou, Lydia, whereyou'redriving?
Yes, Basically, when I thinkeverygirlkindofgoesthroughthatphasewhereyouthinkthatyou'relike, biggerthanyouareandyoujust I wasjust a littlebitconsciousofmyweightgrowingup, and I thinkthatthat's hopefullythat's thethingthat's likeinthepast.
Andthatwas a generationalThinks I grewupintheeraofthesupermodel, andeveryonewantedtobelikeyou.
Andnowhopefullythat's notthewaythatitwas.
But I usedtowearthesehugepantslikethat.
We're, like, uphereto, like, holdmeinsothattherewasn't, like, a rippleofanythingondhe.
I usedtowear, like, twopairssometimes, whichprobablywastotallycounterproductive.
Butitwasjustoneofmyweirdhabits.
And I thinktowardsthebeginningofmyblock, thatwaswhereitkindofthatwas, sortwhereyoumighthaveseenthaterawhere I wouldwear, like, skintightdiscohands.
And I literallydidn't feelrightunless I was, like, skintight.
She's thebestfriend I couldeverprobablypossiblywishfor.
Loveyouchickenliterally.
I have a feelingthat I didpayhertosay I I'm joking, butobviously I I feellike I needtochangethetitleofthisvideotoanodetomeaboutthatthingistoofunny.
Oh, butyeah.
So, Carriecameandlivedwithuswhenwefirstmovedinhere, and I actuallyreallyenjoyeditwasgreathavingyourbestfriendandyourhusbandtoliveintogetherbythinkthatmaybeAlliewas a bitlikeHoldon a minute.
Goingslikelavaandigniteon a Fridaymightbemoreof a studentthing.
I don't know.
Letmeknowifyou're a studentorjustifyoulove a goodclubnightout, letmeknowinthecommentsbecause I feellikethateraisn't really a thinganymore.
Ormaybe I'm justoldon.
That's why I thinklikethatondhe.
ThenwehaveThisisfrommygrandma.
Sothisis I feltlikewhen I sentmygrandmothertextmessage.
Shewasexpectingmetogethertofilm a YouTubevideo.
Allaboutme.
Andi.
I hadtosetthatrecordstraight, butshe's putmymemoriesofyouandVince, Who's mybrotherwhenyouwereyoungare a touchsentimental.
AssoonasGrandpaand I arrivedinFlorida, allthekidsintheneighborhoodwouldpitchupaskingwhereyoutwoandeverwe'regoingtoarrivethemassofskateboardsandbikesinthefrontgarden.
Assoonasyouarrived, thebucketsofseashellsinthegardenthatJohnand I tookbacktothebeachoffyou.
When I tradedcookingmassesofbrowniesforyou, somehowhestayedsoslim, howpretty.
Youlookedontherareoccasionwhenyouwore a dress.
Because I was I wassuch a littlelikeGothschildthat I wouldalwaysbeinlikenodresses.
Mostly, itwashardtotellyouapartfromtheboy, he's thesis I tree.
I wasliterallysuchlittletomboy.
Doesthisallsoundverysentimental?
Putitdowntooldage.
Yeah, it's sowigs.
I thinkifyouweretolookatme, I feellikethisismorelikemyearlyyears, but I justwantedtohangoutwithmybrother.
I justwantedto, like, justrunaroundwithboys, andmybrotherwasnointerestedinhavingmearoundlike I waas a painintheassforhim.
But I reallywaslike, If I seeif I canfindsomepicturesofmeandlikemyKappaTrousersisandlikemybaseballcaps, I'd get, liketheChicagoBullsvestsandstufflikethatwhenwewere, likeinAmericaandstufflikethat.
I just I wassuch a littletomboy.
Itwasridiculous.
Butsomeofthebestchildhoodmemories I haveareinFloridawithmyfamily.
Myfamily's had a housethereandwewouldspendourChristmasisinFlorida, Soitwouldbeme.
Secondly, I'm honoredtobeconsideredaspartofyourfamilyorfriendsbecause, frankly, thewayyoutrainingis a verydifferentimpression.
Youcouldpleasereadthisoutin a Scottishaccentas 1/2 skull.
I gaveyoumycommissionOh, myGod.
I feellikeyouknow, whensomeonesaysyouhavetodoanaccidentandyouhavetodoitoncue, I letyoucan't doitAll I cansayatthemomentall I cansayatthemomentinScottishislikesomethingthat I can't sayonmychannel.
I don't knowiftheInternetknowsisalreadybecause I reallyhaven't knownyouforthatlong, But I bloodyloveyouraccentsbecauseyou'reactuallybrilliantatthem.
Okay, so I wouldn't normallysayanythinglikethisonmychannel.
Okay, ButwhenwewereinScotland a fewweekendsago, therewas a drunkmanonthestreetandhehadhisdog's pooinin a in a bag.
I saidthatthatwasgonnabenotoilethumorinthis, buthehadhisdog's pooin a bagandhewasobviouslytryingtoselldrugstopeopleastheywalkedpastonwhathesaidwasitwasobviouslyquite a funnythingbecauseassomeonewalkedpast, hesaidtothem, I'llgiveyou a grab a cabthere.
Oh, myGod.
Ifanything, thisvideoisjustgonnabefunnyformebecause I don't think I'veeverlaughedthismuchin a while.
I ThisisThisisgood.
I'm glad I didthisvideo.
I mightjustkeepthiswithmeandwatchitwhen I'm feelingthat, butyeah, I coulddoyoulikeabsence?
Usually, I candothatwhen I hearthem, butsometimestheyjustcomenaturallylike, Oh, God, whatotheronescan I do?
Hot.
But I don't wanttogetitwrong.
Soonthetraintheotherday, therewas a northernguyandtheyhadnoStillwateron.
Hewaslike, heofferedtogetme.
Well, basically, whathesaidtomewas, I'llgetyou a glassofwaterfromthecattleon, def.