But I'm gonnatryiton, andhopefullyyouguyswillbeabletoseehowfuckingfabulousthisdressisisthestarknavyvelvetdress.
Ithasthislittlesweetheartnecklinewith a littlerushingaction, andithasthisreallygorgeouslowbackwith a littlebitof, ah, rushingabovetheBut I don't knowwhatyoucallthat, butyouknowwhat?
Itlooksnice.
Andthenthehemisabsolutelykiller.
It's thisasymmetricalhandwith a littlebitof a leg, Slade.
Andwhenyouwalk, there's justlikesomuchmovement.
It's amazing.
Sothisisbythebrandwatersign.
I haven't heardofthelife.
Andthatwas $6 bytheway, whichis, honestly, a littlebitinsane.
I haveabsolutelynoideawhen I'm evergonnawearthis.
Probablynotforlikethenextfiveyears.
Butif I everhave, like, a redcarpeteventwhile I'm stillverybrokeor, youknow I datelikeanunderagehighschoolerandyoutogototheirproblem, thiswillbemydress.
Nextthing I gotisthis T shirtbyTommyHilfigerfor 1 99 Theshortness, actuallyalarminglyliketheshirt I'm wearingrightnow.
ThisismyfakeTommylovershirtfromBradyMelville.
ThisismyrealTommylogoshirtfromthethriftstore.
Sothiswasoriginally a lotlongerforsure, justlikethenormallengththatgoesdowntoyourhips.
But I croppeditmyself.
I justchoppedoffthebottomandadded, ThislittlelettuceleaveshimSoit's Mauraaggressivelyninetiesthanitwasbefore.
I feelthistutorial, bytheway, abouthow I croppedthisanddidtheham, sothatshouldbecomingupinthenextfewweeks.
Tobehonest, I knowwhenthisshirtwasmade, butthisfabricislikehefty, likeitisthickandgoodquality, butbasicallyThisisjustlike a reallycute T thatgoesreallywellwith, like, highwaistedshortslike I haveonnowhighwaistedjeans.
Whataretheotherbombingsthat I wear?
Highwaisteddenimskirt I liveinandyoucanneverhavetoomanycropWhitey's.
Thisisprettymuchwhat I liveinonaneverydaybasisisgiganticshirtadmittedly, doesnotlookthatcuteoncamera, but I swearitlookscuteonceon, thisisactually a men's medium.
So a driftingtipforyouguysalwayscheckthemen's sectionandchecksizesthataren't yoursbecausehonestly, likethemajorityofcute, kindofeffortlessofvintageEUlookingshirtsthat I findareactuallyinthemen's section.
ThisoneisbyBrooksBrothers, soithas a littlepigwith a with a thing.
I don't knowwhatthehellthatloweractuallyis.
Itisreallyoversizedonme, obviously, but I justtookitintomyshortsandkindofembarrassingly I'vebeenlivinginthisforlikethepasttwoweeks.
Likeeverysingletimeitcomesoutofthewash.
I wasonrightawayIt's socomfortable.
It's sostretchy, and I thinkitlooksprettycute, too.
Likeitgivesyouthatcutewithouttrying.
Look, that I'm notverygoodatpullingoff, butwe'lltrytodosometimes.
Andthiswas $8.
So a littlebitmoreontheexpensivesidefor a thriftstore, butstillAfricanlovetheshorts.
Itwasworthit.
I don't havethewashrightnow, butwillinsert a littlecutawayandbetryingiton.
It's a supercuteyellowembroideredsweatshirtgivesmekindofBrandyVivesagain.
It's a littleoversized, but I kindoflikethat.
Look, I lovethecolor.
I thinkit's somethingthat's kindofhardtofindinstoresandisdefinitelyoneoftheDJlookingcolors, andithas a littleembroidereddogonit.
So, honestly, whatmorecouldyouaskforinhistoryandisnot?
Morewouldsayitwas 99 centsthisshirt I worerecently.
Asyoucantell, herewego.
It's anotherTommyHilfiger, suresurprisedpride.
Thisis a men's mediumagain, soit's prettyoversized, butit's reallycomfortable.
I don't lovethisoneisgoingtolovetheBrooksBrothersone.
But I thinkit's prettycute, justlike a classicnavyandwhitestriped.
Andit's inthisthermalmaterialthatwouldbesupercozyforthefallintheschoolseasonandallmyclassesthatblessedtheir a c likewaytoohighpointwiththeideaofproppingMistress.
Soit's a littlebitmoreflatteringonmebecause I'm prettymuchalwayswearhighwaistedshorts.
Threegenesanyway, So I might a littleprofit, and I feellikethatway.
I'm justusingthemislikefabrictosewsomethingelsesomighttryonsegmentwillnotlooklikemuchforthis, becausethisisprettymuchjust a giganticyellowbone.
Thisshirtwas $2.
I don't evenknow.
Look, isit a sureisit?
A dresslikethisispossiblythemostawkwardfittingthingthat I'veeverseen, but I reallylovethepaleyellowcolorandthefabricisreallysturdy.
So I figuredthat I wouldbuyitandmakesomethingelseoutofit.
Originally, I thought I wasgonnatake a littleofftheshouldertop, but I figured I mightaswellnotwastethefabricandactuallymakeitinto a dress, sincethisshirtissofreakinglong.
Soif I soldintimeforthisvideotogoup, I'llshowyouguyswhatthedresslooksafterwards.
Otherwise, I mightfilm a littletutorialabouthowittransformedinto a dress.
We'llseethenextthingisthisevenmoreoversizedorit's a men's large.
Soyouknowthisisgigantic.
Isanothertoldmehe'llbiggerjerk, becauseifyouhaven't figuredoutyet, I'm kindof a Tommyho.
Yeah, thisagainistoolargeformetowearnormally, but I reallylikethecolorinthefabric, so I think I'm gonnatrytoturnitinto a littlepolodress.
Eithergonnadosleevelessorshortsleeves, soit'lltake a bitofalteration.