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Why?
People?
We've got three minutes until the start of the new series, and I'll be honest.
And I are fresh out of ideas.
I'm sorry.
It's been a while together.
Some of TV's best and brightest minds.
Jammy cow.
So come on, geniuses.
We need some killer ideas on quick.
What you got?
Well, we've all heard of Ant and DEC.
What about out versus dec?
Yeah, we already do that table.
Never seen the show.
John.
What you need is a big climate.
It's a finale.
Just gonna bring the house down.
The Yes, I like it.
What were you thinking, Johnson?
Girls by breeders are still flying elephants that way.
And our show, the Weber goes down a storm.
I've got an idea for a new game in my pants.
Well, aunt, we use my time.
Lemon follows you up.
Surround yourself, indicating with thinking something maybe heartwarming.
Like reuniting long lost families.
You know, like I do in my shoes.
Price price.
Everyone knows you ripped off.
Cilla.
Black blind, eh?
Calling please.
What do you think?
I know?
I think you're bad.
You know?
Saying Look, Philip comes up.
You boys need to be more mature.
You should dye your hair gray like ideo diet.
Great.
Yeah, underneath this, I'm a natural blonde Unity.
Could we read a comic?
What was expected?
It's much sexier.
Yes, Mr Chips, What's that supposed to mean?
Come on, just say we say box.
That's obvious when you know it.
Iss getting there.
Eat my catchphrase, you losers.
You got any ideas that no one called us lose you too?
Like that?
You're somebody swimming Wave?
Got some ideas, boys number one.
Why don't you try putting the toilet seat down?
I hear that, girlfriend.
You know what?
We've got 10 seconds left.
Let's just do what we always do.
Well, place K electrics and on the bigger and better than the last.
Yeah, works for me.
In which case, Robitaille, Title me.
It's wait Way Studio A little TV's biggest one night only.
But first wrecking ball blazing ever do is wake me.
It's a brand new who way that says Don't just watch Yeah, we're having any back, everybody.
That's like, Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I probably should explain.
You see, that's what I was doing.
A little bit of cooking at home.
Slice potatoes on accidentally put off a little bit of these.
Most of Johnny.
Very brave.
I have seen it in the papers.
It was from pigs.
They've all seen it.
Still a little bit of seven.
So we're not gonna mention it, Okay?
We're not gonna mention this.
It all right?
You okay?
Good.
Great stuff back.
You just automatically big deal Luisi What?
It is, it's completely turned my life upside down.
Really?
There's so many things I can do.
Not like What?
Hitchhiking Never bean hitchhiking now I never will.
Very brave of you to be here tonight for the show.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
I don't suppose you nominate me for Pride of Britain Awards.
You can't nominate yourself.
I've tried that, but let me give you a little tip.
Toe tip, please.
Sorry.
Just everybody is on your side.
I'm on your side.
All the crew, They're on your side.
The whole audience.
You're on his side.
On your behind them.
On you.
Hello to the first star guest announcer off the new series.
We're thrilled at having here, Mr Michael.
Bubbly everybody the way you sing In the end of the show show No, I'm not.
I'm not singing tonight.
Last time I sang on the show, you guys, you snuck off to the pub way.
I am offended by you way.
Go to the pub for a pint who went to the pub for three.
You guys have been a lot of TV shows, but you guys were something else.
Oh, Michael, you know, that's not what I didn't mean.
Like that he's here.
All right, folks, remember this studio audience could be one of the contents of the outbreaks from one of TV's biggest shows.
Now this week's adverts off from last Sunday's Mr Selfridge on.
As our studio audience came in the studio, we took the photos I loathe.
Giant Stream is showing those photos 6000.
It will reveal who is playing win the odds.
I'm not sure the people the people of Shinjuku Tokyo will make of that lovely looking like could be walking away tonight with all of this.
A brand new Suzuki kitchen.
Seven crews of Royal Caribbean Cruises Weeks Delery Quit Easy J.
Also tonight, £1000 of a nation like Kurt Sky TV with a 50 inch TV Ron invention furniture stop with temper fiddles, Tickets on the East Coast.
Main line on hotel accommodations from home in express wherever you want to get, know as well as a kindle fire.
H d Helping final with free installation on the V, I visit a package to West Midlands Safari Park Jail.
Yes.
Supply of pies.
Yes, it's good.
I can't believe it's been a year since we do on the show last.
It's really era.
But don't worry, Don't worry.
Because we've been keeping a very close eye on all you lot on a very close eye on all of you here in the studio audience.
You see, we know what you've all been up to since we're on it.
This time last year, we know you beat up to Lauren Cole.
Killed.
We know that last September you lost your engagement ring, didn't you?
You're on your own.
You wanted more expensive.
One problem is you didn't lose it, did you?
You hit it and your structural Jerry would buy you about doing, isn't it?
That's engaging.
I'm not surprised you hit it like you, chief.
But that's not only people in the audience we've had our eye on for the last year.
People sitting at home, people sitting in their friend's house.
People like Shelly.
Hi, Shelly.
You're live on telly way.
No, Shelly.
That last year when you were stuck in a traffic job you saw desperate for the toilet, you have to pee and empty cheese and onion crisps.
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Just in case you need to go this evening.
Before you got that from there.
You want to move from the cell phone all night?
On usual jumps way?
No.
That last August, as a treat for your wife here.
Hi, Natasha.
You took a picture of yourself in your mother in law's back garden.
Nobody told you.
Weigh a lot more.
I think you'd better come with me as we play good.
It's lovely to have him here.
Please give him a big hand.
It's a sure way to show.
As I said, we know everything you've been up to this year.
For example, we know Sean.
You 10.
34 didn't you?
Yes, we know you did.
You had your birthday dinner, and you can't see that It's ground.
Sir James's park, Didn't you?
Didn't you also had a bit of a boogie with the club mascot way.
No, you did.
You know how we know all of that?
Because we were there.
You better get ready for the birthday party.
You had a new casino themed birthday party on Ashley Roberts to work.
That's all.
My dreams come true.
But that's not the only thing we know about.
Because we know that last year you and Christmas shopping in the Metro Centre, didn't you?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, no, that you sat on Santa's lap.
Wait, no, you way Know that because we were there together.
This here on, boys.
Wait.
000 Time have any fear with Yeah.
What's your name, young lady?
You know your noise this year You give me a kiss aboutthe Christmas kiss from Joy Essex.
And you didn't have a clue.
I went all about the most special of all days last year because the touch Sean got married Way Know Itwas your reception was at Kirkley Hall, wasn't it?
Wait.
No, It was fish and chips.
Wait.
We knew about wait due to the booth.
Very good.
Take these to the happy couple, Please.
Wait.
That looks lovely.
And finish off some champagne.
Good idea.
you can.
They don't need to today.
You know, I didn't get to go on a honeymoon straight after the wedding.
You didn't.
Did you know what?
Would your dream honeymoon destination particular?
New York, New York way.
We didn't get your birthday present, Sean.
We didn't get a Christmas present for you.
And we turned up the wedding without a gift, which is really rude.
But we have got something for you.
Now.
We have got you one of the pictures we took at the wedding here.
Is there the problem with the problem is you need to go on, pick the picture off from him.
Unfortunately, this is one part of the year that we can't join you for way.
Parliament.
So we thought we'd send the whole family along the way.
Wait one more time.
The stars of a year of your life.
Natasha and Sean Jobs star guest like a googly.
Michael, Sean and Natasha are off to New York.
Can you believe it?
New York, New York.
Like the classic Sinatra song.
Which one?
Okay, I give up.
Still to come tonight.
Little ant and dec have a bit of a do.
Amen.
And Ruth have a hard day at work on.
Somebody needs the book.
A singer for tonight's end of the show show.
We'll see you back in a few minutes.
Series of yourself tonight day when we come backstage to see if we just made my booth.
Can't find her anywhere she spends a little time that's gonna find the boots.
Michael Booth, back to your dressing room.
No, Ruth, I want to show you something.
Check out this bad boy.
Oh, it's a big You know, This is a very good friend of mine Rooth doing.
I'm trying to show my gold record in private.
Oh, sorry.
Uh, listen, what do you sing at the end of the show?
Go get out.
No touchy boobs And me Big old disco wanted.
It was very big Biggest.
Get quite worried about the worst thing in the end of the shore show.
What we gonna do about it?
Worry.
I will go and speak to him and I'll work something out with the boobs.
Get it old going.
And if the worst comes to the worst, I just put myself what Right Time too cheeky chappie.
Every synapse, his worst nightmare.
It's been ages.
Since we've seen you, you've grown up in here.
Why haven't you?
Good.
Why don't you come then?
Let's have a look what you've done with it, Theo.
Big.
Yeah.
For their first new assignment, we send these two to the Brit Awards to book a Lord of Celebrities for the rest of the series.
Let's see how they got on.
No way.
No, no much.
Maybe one little problem.
Nor did you put any guests for the show.
John, the way Theo Guest for the rest of this series.
That's good.
Listen, we've got a big assignment for you now.
We've been invited behind the scenes at Mr Selfridge, but we've got a very important appointment on the golf course next week.
So we're gonna send you to and steady up for that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
We will see you next Saturday.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's great to have them back.
Let's hear it one more time.
Difficult challenges, challenges like, I don't know your first need in a new job or your driving test or, I don't know, cooking a roast dinner without slicing the top of your way.
That makes the rest of us look like a walk in the park.
Yes.
It's the return off.
No, Still got it.
You you did.
You just do you want?
Expect e o what I'm gonna do.
You remember last year there was a lot between us.
She was, like, really into me.
Now break the poor girl's heart.
You'd be in bits ups with what I'm gonna do.
Well, you've got to tell him the truth.
You do?
That's what you gotta do.
Be honest in telling the truth, right?
Actually, I, um Look, that's something we need to talk about.
You're right.
Yeah.
Um, things have changed.
You're right.
Things are gonna be different this series because I'm dating.
Yet you want for you Get on with them.
Okay, First and first deck of the new series, and we're definitely starting on a high here.
But these two are going to be taking on narrow ledges 24 stories up, defying balancing act to reach the choir, finishing battery 600 feet away.
But who will smash their way?
Yeah, the top of the tower.
Let's go back to our guest.
Announcer Michael Booth.
Crazy.
He's He's out of his league way.
Hello.
Uh, still to come Tonight it's ant versus Dec.
24 stories up.
Plus, there's an end of the show show.
Don't look at me.
See you after the break way are absolutely live.
The boys are 290 feet up on the roof of the TV tower, where they're about to go head to head in the first and person deck of the theory, climb down a ladder on the edge of the building.
Then they'll make their way along the ledge that gets thinner and thinner.
Finally, they'll fly 650 feet along the choir to the finishing line.
All right.
Good luck, boys is now over to our resident and versus that commentator, Clive Tilsley.
Thank you, actually.
Well, this should be fun.
Unless your name is ants or dead.
The boys begin men on alleged 290 feet above ground.
The winner is the 1st 1 to make it down to planet Earth.
Aegis way down is to go inside and get the lift.
But we know what to do that.
Do it.
The journey begins swinging, swaying rope ladder.
It's six meter shin down inside the building.
Two climb on roots, wobbly legs This is easy alleged with people on a ledge without get in here.
It's just sent me to school.
15 inches in old money being flat, narrow ledges, just in case they're getting used to their surroundings gets narrower.
Score Thanks.
Nothing to choose between the boys.
The views are spectacular, but this is no time for admiring the scenery.
The rules state that the boys must look out at the London skyline.
One moment of the danger has passed.
Scary Movie has a big finish.
In the top of this rope ladder is a final surprise five meter climb to a Shia draw on the West Side.
36 36%.
You think that is going to be the winner?
63% of you think that death is going to be the winner decade do is try resting place.
It's only a time out.
Boys be quick with grand finale.
It's all right back to work.
Remember, the descent will be made on a terrifying six wires.
The victory that was that was not far behind him.
What's going on?
I can't actually believe in just 10 times scarier than the polls.
That's your way, way E I think you both are so brave.
But now it's time for a break while the boys catch their breath.
Yes, it is over to Michael Boob laid back in that lovely warm studio.
Those boys are either really brave or really stupid, and I know which one my money's on anyways.
Don't come.
The all new supercomputer is rebooted and ready on the end of the show, so apparently they look.
Some guy called Mickey bubbles dot com Take away on tour.
Welcome back to night tickets still to come tonight, one of this lot will be trying to win the But before all that, it's time for the return of the one.
The only where the arms of the science got here there and start like this who pimped up the supercomputer?
I think it is so over the top with some real drinks.
This, Yeah, all of it.
So the supercomputer is back in business, and once again, she's gonna be in a different city every week.
But this year, you're an oppressor.
She's gotten even more amazing Price to give away.
Did you look at this courtesy of demonic airlines in seven weeks time on the fifth of April.
Sadly, United with will get the very first time you could be coming to buy and B I b all the way across.
What's more, we're going to take you live on the final job.
Serious jet all the way to Universal Orlando Resort Free Universal's too, plus early Park admission to the wizarding world of Harry Potter, including a private breakfast.
You get a row seats for the Blue Man group.
You'll stay on site of the new Cabana Bay Beach Resort Theo Way, Florida on the fifth of April, which is the last show of the series, and there'll be plenty of chances for you to book your seat on.
It's time to find out.
Now who's gonna get the first chance to win those tickets to Orlando Supercomputer?
Where you going to be on Monday?
I do.
Just wait for the instructions.
Impress her, and you could be taking off for Florida at the end of this year.
We will see you next week.
Supercomputer.
Say goodbye.
A supercomputer, everybody Oh, way got celebrities to wear an ear piece, and then we made them sit and do whatever we told them to do.
Now We've received lots of e mails about this scene.
It was degrading, humiliating, and it was just playing cruel.
So not.
Wait, guys.
Welcome to take away now.
Very good.
Live TV presenters yourself.
You two are both used to wear an ear.
Pieces.
Yeah.
Didn't make this easier.
Well, I suppose you're used to people wanting to say the right things in your ear.
You know, You know the idea that it is the all powerful, controlling people want to make you look stupid.
Doesn't really come into your way.
Struck me, you Twerk.
I get that a lot.
I know.
Are you ready to relive the wonderful afternoon we spent together?
Shall we have a look?
See what happened?
What?
A few weeks ago, wedding planners around the meat in the room.
They were told that these two were planning to renew their marriage about when, in fact, it was actually the return off out of celebrity.
Get out of it.
Okay, so the only rule is you have to repeat everything we see and do everything.
You do anything?
Yes.
Arrives events planner.
Lucy Bunk Cow.
Oh!
Oh, there's the doorbell.
Hello.
Good morning.
Coming up in the next hour we talk weddings, but first the weather Sorry.
Force of habit.
Come on in Coming up in the next hour.
We are talking everything wedding.
But he called me hymen or whatever waiting way Want to renew about?
We want to renew.
Advise.
So shall we kill food?
Foot put wood.
There's two words I'm just going to say to you pot book a toast.
Theo, just talk aboutthe You know what I would like?
I would like to work Is Twerk Twerk?
You know you love All right, date So you watch a look at the time.
Oh, good.
Look at the time.
You know it's time for you.
It's time for No, it's time to kiss Who good Next into chatter Able and Ruth about their big day is wedding planner Doug Winter One young door Sing the theme tune to this morning.
Wait, We're talking about the O way.
Want a big party?
A way big way.
We want to have a first dance Now we would like a first dance again, eminently the first done.
This is the first.
Okay, so they've got no idea what this is.
The final wedding planets to arrive is Damian Andrews, So Weddings, weddings, weddings.
Where?
These weddings.
Where these were in the way.
Talk food.
Food.
Okay.
Shall I want grips?
Give me grapefruit.
I want grips.
Feed me grapes.
Roof.
Wait, I don't know.
Don't know.
Hold on.
I think I could put that whole door.
Hey, really?
Before you go, you want to pop down and see our wedding outfits?
Wedding outfits?
Follow me because I think, actually outfits planets here tonight.
Lucy Dawg.
Sammy there in the booth.
Professional.
At one point, I think he was writing down potato.
All right?
No, Very good.
They did after they thought you were mad way pride ourselves on being quite normal.
What you see is what you get with.
No way.
You're brilliant.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you for doing this even one more time, if you enjoy.
Well, that's plenty more hidden.
Camera footage.
Games to come.
This series coming up on the new series of second I take away.
The cover is back with the one and only.
There's a shocking surprise Surprise in stores.
Reach in the tables on Holly Willoughby.
We'll take on the biggest and best in the world.
Gordon Ramsay.
Wait.
Who wants a lot of fantastic prizes?
Give one member of this studio audience the chance to win the content.
The outbreak from lust of Mr Selfridge.
Let's go back to Shinjuku.
Tokyo.
I love Shinjuku.
Tokyo Tonight when the contestants in three, 21 No, just a few minutes.
Come on, Lisa.
Let's go back to Michael Booth and Michael, please tell me you've changed your mind about seeing that the end of the show.
No, no, it looks like I could be coming on tonight.
What's coming up?
Boobs.
Please stop calling me that.
You're still to come tonight for some fantastic prices up for grabs.
When the ads that something's gonna happen in the end of the few minutes, we'll give you a chance to win this amazing prize drive away in this many one plus £10,000 in cash.
And I thought, five you can make it give you the chance to get a takeaway plan to Orlando on side of the airport for you on three guesses for your chance to win.
Answer the following question correctly.
Which of these is the hottest curry, A ticker, the korma or save in Duluth.
Call all I know for £16192341 for pencil, Bt landline or the networks.
Maybe higher on for more, about considerably more or text a Your sees you're uncertain.
Six It by 55 texts cost.
£1.50 bucks one sound of network Great message off.
There's free and read about the website entrance with the 18 over dead.
Restrictions apply or roots close.
On Thursday, sixth of March 2014 on the winner must be available to be contacted on the same day entries made after the lens with a kind of domestic charge.
Good luck.
Wait, wait.
Mr.
Selfridge, did you watch it?
Remember that hurts she should spend around.
Then we remind you Let's have a look.
Tonight you are playing for Brand new Suzuki Car Kitchen that cruise with wall covering ground in the nationwide by the count.
A week's holiday in Tenerife, Cousin, A whole lot of other prizes include some shampoo, dental gel on a year's worth of pies.
20 shuffle.
Emma, look for us.
Bring them back over there.
So nobody knows now which prizes away.
Now we're gonna ask you this in 60 seconds.
As many questions as we can't.
All the questions are taken from this week's news.
Get a question, right.
Pick a number in the price behind that number.
Could be your takeaway.
See if he can win some of those prices.
You ready to do it?
You put yourself in position there on the spotlight for us.
We will put 60 seconds on the clock for you.
There it is.
Look, here we go.
Thank you.
Your time starts now.
It was the name of Santa calls New baby Eric.
Ernie Every Yes.
Pick a number three.
Which country won gold in the two man bobsled in Sochi, Russia or Switzerland?
Russia?
Yes, Beckenham Chlo.
Which pop star to 26 on Thursday.
Lady Gaga Oriana.
Lady Gaga knows Rianna.
On one is the newly announced average price of a U.
K hole.
150,000 or £250,000.
250 11.
11.
Who presented their last ever really or short for BBC radio one.
Sara Cox or Scott Mills.
Fair cop.
Yes.
Bigger Longboat nine.
Who is the winner of Splash, Perry Keeley Or keep Duffy Perry.
Yesterday Number 2020.
How old is Bruce Foresight today?
85 86.
86?
Yes.
Lumbar knighting 19.
Who wouldn't?
It is much between evident and Chelsea.
Yes, pick a number 13 13.
Which music star is auctioning his hat on eBay?
Robbie Williams Off Pharrell Williams Williams.
Yesterday It.
Which Formula One star has just got engaged on finish Lewis Hamilton or Jensen Bottom?
Yes, pick your final number way.
Have no idea which makes the next decision a difficult one.
You're going to decide whether to steer with the nine prizes that you won or playing for a chance to take away.
All 20 will ask you one final question.
The wrong answer means you lose the lot.
The right answer.
That means you go home with everything took Persian because you don't know what Laws nine or that you were playing with.
We're gonna show you at home exactly what Lisa has one so far.
So if you playing along at home, look away now, here on Lisa's prizes, that's what she would be playing with.
Okay, that's the nine.
She's gone.
Let's take them down so you can look back at home now.
We don't know what they are the audience of the studio don't know what they are.
Crucially, Lisa doesn't know what those nine prizes.
It's a big decision.
What do you think she should do?
Stay with what she's got or play?
Still play?
What do you think a random bunch of celebrities from the pre type sketch would say?
Players.
Well, the audience is simply there is in play, but it's no to them that it is up to you.
What you gonna do?
I'm gonna You have already won.
Chenery Holiday you, Benjamin Reda years with the pies?
Well, the boiler denture gel.
You had all that.
But you've decided to play absolute silence from here in the studio and have to take your first answer.
Good.
Look, here's you Make a great question.
Banksy's famous kissing coppers artwork saw that an auction in Miami this week.
But where did the artwork come from?
Originally, did it come from Brighton or Bristol?
Banksy's famous kissing coppers Artwork was short of an auction.
My army, but where did it come from originally?
Brighton or Bristol?
Right?
It's the right thing, these websites for a lot of details.
Now it's back to Malibu to introduce tonight's animus.
What?
Poor June?
A live TV show.
How?
How unprofessional is not bad day And don't panic everybody because I'll step in I'll do this song.
I'll do it.
I don't know.
Thank you.
Find a miles passing of the new I'm doing this for everything but not much Harassing of the new In fact, anything you can do I can do better.
I can do anything better than you know.
You call, you call.
You call.
Yes, I can You anything you can think I can sing sweeter I can sing anything sweeter than you No, no, you wait Michael bubbly to sing for you my up way Because there are three there.
One goal which is a new personal best off 33 with you guys talking about who is the best singer.
The truth is everybody here knows who The best singers.
I'm Michel boob.
No, you can't just like you come.
Yes, I know you tell you what way greater than you.
No, you're not.
What?
No, My coat.
My shoes?
Yes.
Yeah, Come on.
Look, guys, we need a little sparkly.
We'll just be friends that I would like that very much.
You?
What's that?