welcome to the 74th annual Hungry Games.

I'm your host, Claudius Cauliflower.

-What? You don't look like a flower. [laughs]

-I'm not a flower. I'm a cauliflower.

-Collie-flower? Is that why you're barking orders? [laughs]

-Ugh! Enough!

I'm here to present our trib-fruits

from the 12 districts of Pancake,

shall fight to the death in the glorious kitchen arena

where there can be only one victor.

-I don't want to die. I don't want to die.

-Let the 74th Hungry Games begin!

-May the odds be ever in your flavor! [laughs]

-Hey! That was my line!

-(Orange) Let's see if any of our contestants

have a fighting chance. [laughs]

Oh, and there goes Apple.

[boom!]

[reacts in disgust]

-Truly a valiant end for Apple.

-Yeah, he really went out with a bang. [laughs]

Get it? Bang? [laughs]

'Cause he exploded. Get it?

-Would you please let me do my job?

-Aye-aye, colonel! -Ugh!

-(Orange) Looks like Melon's trying to get to safety.

Uh-oh, look out!

[crush!] Ooh!

He should've worn a helmet to protect his melon. [laughs]

-Please stop talking.

-Yes, please. For the love of fruit, be quiet.

-Whoa, who are you?

-The name is Sugarcane.

The glorious kitchen arena is my design,

for I am the Gamemaker.

-Gamemaker? I love games!

What's your favorite? Mine's motorboating.

[fluttering lips]

-Stop it! We'll all be dead if he hears you.

-If who hears us?

-The all-powerful President Snowball.

-Oh, President Snowball.

-Yes, the president of Pancake and creator of The Hungry Games.

-No. President Snowball.

-[gasps] Mr. President.

-You will not make a mockery of my games.

Do you understand me?

-Ab-snow-lutely. [laughs]

-Silence, you insolent orange!

-Geez, I guess you really are cold-hearted. [laughs]

Get it? Cold? [laughs] He's a snowball; get it?

-Show this orange an example of my power.

-Yes, sir. [grunts]

-Finally... I'm safe. Ooh--!

-Whoa! Strawberry got skewered. [laughs]

-You see, Orange?

I alone have the power to decide life and death.

-Oh, yeah? Well, can you spit seeds like this?

[hacks, spits]

-[grunts with impact]

No! Aah! [electricity crackling, alarms sounding]

-Whoa! Looks like Sugarcane is in shock. [laughs]

[explosion, flames crackling]

-What have you done, you fool?

-Uh-oh. -We're gonna make it, buddy.

We're gonna make-- [boom!]

-No! -Whoa! Those two really got toasted.

[both yelp, slice!]

Whoa! -This can't be happening.

-Told ya. They're a cut above the rest. [laughs]

-[shrieks, crack!]

Ooh, and The Hungry Games continue to be a smashing success.

[laughs]

-A-am I-- did I--

I'm alive!

-Well, in a surprise turn of events,

it appears we have our victor.

The winner of the 74th Hungry Games is...

-I wo--[yelling in agony]

-Now, that's what I call a bad case of gas.

[burps, laughs]

-No! This can't be happening.

There must be a victor.

-Hey! Hey, President Snowball!

-What? -President Snowball!

Over here! Hey! Hey, President Snowball!

-What? What is it?

-Mockingjay!

-What?

[Mockingjay chirps, Snowball yells]

-Whoa! Well, that's too bad.

President was a really "cool" guy. [laughs]

Ohh... Hey, hey Mockingjay!

[both making annoying tongue noises]

-I really hope I'm not in the sequel.

-What's up, my frizzy frizzuits?

Did you know that every time you press the "like" button,

another fruit gets exploded? So press that "like" button!

Smash it! [laughs]

And let me know in the comments below

what movie you'd like to see us spoof next. Do it! Do it now!

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