What?

Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?

Hi, Kong. Hi.

Oh, sorry, do you have a band-aid?

No, I don't. I'm sorry.

Oh, that's okay. I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Did you really just say that?

Did you really just say that?

Do you want my number?

Fuck yeah, I do.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

No.

Well, that sucks for me.

No, no.

Did you just fart?

No, maybe that was you.

'Cause you blew me away.

That was funny.

Come on.

Give it back.

What?

Give it back.

What are you talking about?

My heart.

Shut up.

Get out of here.

What?

Here, write it down, babe.

Let me write on your tits. What's your name?

How am I going to see this?

Karen, you have to tell me what this number is.

He's literally writing on my chest and I'm letting him.

What's your name?

See, I'm dating someone so I don't think he'd really...

Shhhh...(laughing)

Okay.

What is your number?

My number is 3-1-0.

3-1-0.

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Oh, that's so cute.

Sure.

Do you mind taking our picture?

There you go.

Cool.

Thank you. That's really sweet. I'm Hannah.

Very nice to meet you. I'll put it on Facebook, I'll tag you.

For sure. Hashtag, angel.

Can I borrow your phone real quick?

Like uh...(Oh, yeah, the phone.)...calling thing...?

Thanks. Yeah, no problem.

Hi, mom.

Ah, I think I just met the girl of my dreams.

Yeah. she's standing right in front of me.

Oh my gosh.

Hey.

Can I get directions?

I am not familiar.

Uh, well, I need directions to your heart.

Oh, what is...what is your number?

Oh, 7-6-0.

7-6-0.

I have to stop you because...

I actually forgot the pick up line I'm supposed to use.

Are you a parking ticket?

No.

Because you've gotten fine written all over you.

If I had five cents for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you...

I would have 5 cents.

Thanks.

Hi.

Question, I have to say my love for you is like diarrhea.

I just can't hold it in.

Nice pick up line.

Give me a hug.

All right. Now, give me your number.

No, I'm going to class.

Why?

Excuse me.

Do you have the time?

It is 12.

No, no, no, the time for me to take your number down.

Oh.

What race are you, by the way?

I'm white.

I'm German, Swedish, Czechoslovakian.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

I would have thought you were Jamaican.

Really?

What would have made you think that?

Because you're making me crazy.

Excuse me.

Do you know if there's an airport nearby?

An airport nearby? Yeah.

Or was that just my heart taking off because you walked past?

Oh, my gosh.

If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

Hey, that was a good one.

Yeah?

Now, what is your number?

9-1-6.

9-1-6. Mm-hmm.

All right, what is it?

8-0-5.

8-0-5.

Okay, what is your number?

3-2-3.

3-2-3.

5-5-9.

5-5-9.

It's 6-6-1.

Hi.

I have to ask, I love this rolling backpack.

And um, I felt like if, um, let me ask you a question.

Did you fall?

Did it hurt?

What do you mean?

When you fell from the sky.

No. Hurts.

Wow, that was a huge fail. Shit.

So we're doing cheesy lines say to people and we're filming it.

Do you mind if we use that?

Not at all.

No, I think it's super cute.

Like, I wish more guys were actually forward and cute like that.

Yeah.

So yeah, we're here to prove to guys that you can use cheesy pickup lines.

Hell yeah, you can.

Guys don't have the guts for anything anymore. They suck.

Exactly.