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  • Hi, I'm GingerPale.

  • Happy holiday or... or whatever

  • Happy holidays!

  • Today I have Aaron from Nevercakeand he's gonna tell us a story!

  • *Aaron dies inside--ya know what, who knows what he's thinking in that brain of his*

  • Aaron?

  • Some day in December,

  • Alone in his house.

  • In Canada land or someplace there abouts.

  • Lived a man known as Ginger, who,

  • void of all shame,

  • Indulged in the cookies that shared in his name

  • Gingerbread men, a holiday treat,

  • Enough to make anyone's Christmas complete.

  • Happiness found at 400°

  • But Fahrenheit's dumb. America, please

  • *le slapity slap*

  • *dInG*

  • *gingerpalebread men die inside and outside*

  • *pain.Pure.pain.I feel ya, Gingerpalebread man.I feel ya.*

  • Hello!

  • Hi

  • Nice tan

  • ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉ ʷᵉ ⁿᵃᵏᵉᵈ

  • Iced and sprinkled. Wow, these look great.

  • Only perfection allowed on this plate!

  • But hey, what gives! This one is a mess. Throw it away. Trust me, it's for the best.

  • REMEMBER ME!! TwT

  • Bye bye!

  • Sacrifice!

  • All things need shelter, a fact that is known

  • So a surplus of dough was served to fashion their homes.

  • One stops to consider a prospect quite grim.

  • 'Is he made of house or his house made of him?'

  • We are one!

  • In this wonderful life everyone needs a purpose,

  • And each gingerbread man would certainly serve his.

  • That sweetest of smiles on each cookie's face,

  • Through terror would find itself swiftly replaced.

  • Uh-oh..

  • Off snaps a leg. Say goodbye to your toes! Farewell my friends, this is as far as you go.

  • Dumped into milk and then left there for dead. He ate both the arms, and then had the head.

  • *NOM*

  • The life of a cookie is not one desired, but it's getting late and boy am I tired.

  • Thus ends the poem, my story complete, and I just want to say,

  • Wow, Christmas is neat.

  • thiccpale

  • Hey guys. Thanks for watching the video. I hope you guys enjoyed it.

  • And if you did feel free to leave a like or a comment.

  • I just want to say thank you to Nevercake for not only

  • narrating the poem but also writing pretty much the entire poem and also thank you to Smeeth who voiced the gingerbread man as well as

  • helped storyboard part of the video.

  • There's also a video you can go check out over on Nevercake's channel.

  • Which is a little Christmas skit that I'm a part of so feel free to go

  • click on that. I hope you guys have happy holidays Merry Christmas and uh

  • Have a Happy New Year!

  • I'll see you in 2019(Boi Peoplee!)

Hi, I'm GingerPale.

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