pyramid has

been severely depleted.

I will re-organize it.

I hate these new piggies. The new pigs are cute!

So this is going to be our Valentine's Day video.

Hello! Happy Valentine's Day!

Hearts and love and all that sweet crap, y'know,

so all the bitter single people can leave us mean comments.

Fuck you guys!

There you go. Whose heart do you think is better?

The correct answer is 'mine',

always and FOREVER!

Now, let's

talk about how we met.

Yes. So, this is going to be a video about how we met

We've kind of touched upon this in previous videos

but we're like what the hell, right? Let's make a

full un-confession of how we met.

It's not really a confession - And add some pictures! - And add some pictures as we go along.

Sit back and enjoy our Valentine's Day story

which didn't take place on Valentine's Day - it actually took place after the fourth of July.

Where did we meet, honey?

Yeah, we met in

the Luxor LAX Club.

That's the pyramid in

Las Vegas.

We talked about it in the Hamburg video - Yeah.

And what were you doing in Vegas, honey?

I played poker, it's what I always do.

SURPRISE, SURPRISE - The good thing about being a professional poker player is that you can always combine your holiday and business trips

into one trip.

It's a big advantage.

I was there because, um,

my younger brother and sister,

they do fencing

and they just happened to be in a fencing competition in Reno, Nevada.

If you've ever been to Reno, Nevada,

then I'm very sorry, because Reno is boring.

It's like the old people's Vegas.

And anyway, we just happened to take a drive down to Vegas

and there I was.

So how did you end up at the LAX nightclub that night?

Usually I don't go to these shitty nightclubs, but that night one of the poker rooms I play for,

they, uh...

made a little

get together

next to the LAX.

And

I think it went on until midnight-ish.

At that point we just opened our door and we were in the LAX. I don't even know how we

got there.

But yeah, the point is we were there,

it was

nothing special

for Vegas standards.

Meanwhile,

I,

who just happened to be with my family that night, decided to walk around with my parents around

y'know, the Vegas Strip.

And for once - for those of you who don't know, which probably is most of you -

I am infamously known for falling asleep really early. And everywhere - I fall asleep at all parties,

all get-togethers, everything.

I am always asleep,

usually by like 10:30pm.

So yeah, I was with my parents. Anyway, my mom wants to go to bed, my step-dad wants to go play Blackjack,

we're staying at the Luxor hotel, because we are

not rich and famous poker players, and so we had to stay

where the regular people stay

at the Luxor,

which I think is nice,

but apparently sucks, according to somebody. - No, no, I think it's nice as well.

I mean, from the inside.

And from the outside.

Just, the place is a little bit old.

It is a little bit old.

I decided then, there is a nightclub there - I am not a clubber, I never go to nightclubs

I decided to go in to the LAX because I thought hey, if I get totally

crazy hammered

doesn't matter, I can just stumble into an elevator

and make it inside my room.

And if, y'know, I meet some creepy weird guy, my step-dad's playing

Blackjack in the casino and - He can come rescue you - He can come rescue me,

if that has to happen - It was a good plan - It was, wasn't it?

So, I enter the LAX nightclub

which is filled with people having...I guess a bachelorette party - in England "hen party".

I remember just kinda sitting there and taking in the atmosphere

because I hadn't been to a nightclub in

quite a while.

And I just remember that I was wearing these really big boots,

which my mom said looked like hooker boots. And as I was sitting there -

- well, actually, standing there, just kinda like looking around - some old guy

maybe I'm exaggerating

some older middle-aged man who could've been my father

comes up to me and he's like

"Hey, do you like dancing?"

And I'm just like,

"Yes."

And he's just, like, trying to,

I guess he was trying to dance with me and I'm just kinda like standing there.

And I was a little bit weirded out because

I don't like dating people older than my father.

Just something I don't like - He wasn't that old - He was. He was!

I don't know what he was - like, y'know, not to be a jerk but I was like "What are you doing here?"

Continue the story from Basti, who now comes into the picture - Aw, yeah, we came...so we came to this club

and

yeah, got the private table cause it's more "baller".

That's what poker players do, usually, in nightclubs - They do.

I'm just shaking my head in disappointment - Yeah, but at one point I had to go to the bathroom, so I went,

walked through the peasant area, or the 'dancefloor', as it's called - Shut up, shut up.

And on the way back, I met you.

With the greatest pick-up line ever - "Hello."

Because that song was playing, remember? - Oh, yes, the - "I just came to say

hello!"

Okay, so the old guy, he basically cut in front of him, and

y'know, he pretty much vanished - To be honest, I didn't even really see him - Well,

that's how close he was to me, that you basically just walked in front of him - Okay.

I was keeping my distance. You did your "Hello"

and then you're like,

"You wanna get a drink?"

Think that's what you sounded like - Back in the days when I had a more German accent than I have now - You did, you did.

I figure, hey,

I need a free drink.

And I thought we were going to the bar.

So, Mister Mister here, he

takes me by the hand and where do we go?

His baller private table,

where there was a bunch of girls I didn't know,

dancing with no shoes on and that kinda weirded me out, I remember.

You asked me if I wanted a drink,

and there's all these bottles at the table because, y'know, you guys gotta be all cool about it,

get your own bottles - So I played the mixer, mixed the drinks together.

And I watched him like a hawk,

to see if he would put rufies in my drink

because, y'know - That's what you do in Vegas

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