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I likesomething a littlemoremanicthanthat.
Like a Malibuandpineapple, ifyouyoureallylike.
I dohave a softspotforAmanda.
Goingpossibleintherightmood.
Yeah, it's nicetasteofsomelotion.
Pineapple.
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No, no, no.
Letmejustpullthis.
Andthen I Thenwecangetchattingaboutyournewfilm, theRewrite, which I saw.
I loveit.
Well, thankyou.
Go.
Well, youknowwhat?
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It's a run.
Come, come.
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I'm sympathetic.
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I'm muchhappier.
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Whydidyougoforthisone?
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America, andhegoesanddoesthatwith a very, verybadattitudeandjustgetsdrunkandhisroutetoallprofessorsandshagthestudents.
Andthenyouthinkprobablyschoolislike a college, youknow, theywereevenso I did a casting.
Andyouthink I wouldknowwho's beenyourbestofyouatthemostsparkwith?
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I thinkyougot a fancythat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Otherwise, it's nofun.
What's thepointofdoingthefilm?
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Andalso, yougotoffwithJuliaRobertsinNotInHill I gotoffwith.
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Now, listen, I wasworriedbecause I'm notbeingfair, butshehasgotquite a largemouth.
Wasyouworriedaboutfallingin?
Well, itcouldhappen, innit?
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Didyoueverthinkwhenyouwerekissing a man?
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I'vegot a greatroleforyou.
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I wasthinkingthatis a shooinforyoubecauseobviouslyyou'reinvolvedinhackedoffandeverything.
Wouldyou?
Youcouldbeinthatplayingyou.
Wouldyouwanttoplayhim?
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Um, soyes, I suppose I suppose I would, but I don't know.
I feel a littlebitsortofproprietorOrioleaboutthatwholehackingthing?
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