Well, over 200 timesforStoke, amongstotherthingsaswell.
ButJohn, firstpreseasonthatyouhaven't been a professionalfootballorwhatyoubeenuptoHaveyoubeenreallylivingitAllright?
Yeah.
I wasbeeninPortugal a coupleoftimes.
SoPeterCrouchthere.
Sothebigman, I'm notberidingaroundin a golfbuggy.
HomerfromKidsoftheLago.
I didn't evenknowtheymadethemarebumpedintoAh, more, moreof a littleboy.
Mylittleboyisobsessedwiththem.
Yeah, I bumpedintohimondays. 00:00:58.960 --> 00:01:0.380 I couldhave a lookatthecarwe'vegot. 00:01:0.840 --> 00:01:1.910 I gottothecarpark. 00:01:1.910 --> 00:01:16.520 There's a home, A golfbuggypimpedoutGoldStreetwasgonnaaskifyouweremissingitBecausewhatyou'veactuallydoneonyourholidayisgobackinto a footballenvironment.
Itletit.
Ah, I admitit.
I'venotmissedthatonebit.
No, no, no, no, nothinglikethat.
Gothegym 56 timesweekanyway.
But, uh, hewasalwaysgoodintherunninguseruse.
Yeah, I'vealwaysbeengoodatthat.
I'veneverunderstoodthat.
Becauseyou'vehad a yearnow, Steve, youtokindofgetgetyourheadaroundit.
But I neverunderstoodwhyyouYou'd beforcedtokeepfiteveryday.
Havetowatchwhatyoueat.
You.
Whyyouwouldn't justatthecorrectit.
Really?
I can't sayyoubottlethatyouworkoutbecausethat's slightlytoododgyterritory.
Noplayersnowkeepthemselvesfit, don't they?
Butthetemptationtojustgo I'm justgoingtodoeverythingthat I couldn't dowhen I wasplaying.
Mustbeanother. 00:01:59.750 --> 00:02:7.490 It's justingrainedinyouryoudon't forsolongsinceyouleftschoolitselftheriverThatwhat 20 yearcareersand e I thinkyoujusthave. 00:02:7.490 --> 00:02:12.230 It's nowjustyouknow, I knowthetemptationistheretoindulgeandespeciallywhenyougoawayonholiday.
Itsoundssomethingsimple, but I thinkthat's thebiggestthingplayersmisseshavingnoteverysingledayofdoingit. 00:02:55.990 --> 00:03:3.220 Yeah, butthenyoutalkaboutjustletyourselfgowhenyou'refinishingtheHarry's Heroesison a whileagolookingat. 00:03:3.220 --> 00:03:12.960 Maybe a e mailcameonbecause I thoughtyou'd thinkthere's a lot, thatkindofinfluencethatcomesintoitaswell.
Yeah, thethingwithMaeis a fewplayersaswell.
Ah, thebits I missis, youknow, usedtotravelbackfrom a long, ofteneveninggameandyougetbackintobedatone o'clocktwo o'clockinthemorning, theachesandpains, orthenextmorning.
Butthat's thebit.
I misssomethinghere, theachesandpainsthatthetheofthepreseasonrunswhereyouknow, youthinkingyoucan't doanother 10 asitwasbackintheday.
Butyoudoandyoufeelgoodafterthem.
Soweirdfeedintotheirtheonesthat I miss.
Soundsstrange, but a lotoffun, but I domissthataswell.
Soyou'd havebeenallrightwithwhatRamaLukakuDidhepostittrainingstatsononlinewindowstomake a pointabouthimselfandhisownfitnessinandspeed, Butwould I meanokay, ifhedidWell, youprobablyfeelrightaboutit, Butwouldyoube?
Wouldyoubehappyififthatkindofinformationwasoutthere, theysaidthattheyScottygottookdownveryquicklybecausetheplayerswereunhappy, but I'd sayitwasmoredowntothesportsscience.
Harmonthathavesaid, Listen, wekindofthatkindofinformationleakedout, butitwasquitesurprising. 00:04:58.820 --> 00:05:0.030 I mean, I talkedaboutwatching. 00:05:0.030 --> 00:05:5.190 I pulled a fewtimetoseewherethatleastWozandtherewas a fewbignamesthatwasdownthewrongandthat's forsure. 00:05:5.200 --> 00:05:6.350 ThingwithStatoil, right? 00:05:6.350 --> 00:05:10.580 AndKatecameupwithStonebecausetheotherthingtotrainhimrightandsomepeopleweredoingit.
Sotheyusedtoputthestatsup, gottakendownafterabout a coupleofweeksbecausepeoplesaying, Hangon a minuteoneachplaneeveryweek, policeatthebottomofthelist.
Youdon't getuptothattopspeedsowecouldhave a sessionoffwhereobsceneandespeciallyintheislandcompaniesforusedtobecalled a lotsofobsessedwithhowfastwewereonDAYouputthisstuffstartsoffevil.
I havequickestthisontheother, andhe'd belikeRobinintheotherlastFaces.
Andthenwhatyouwouldn't beplayingand I need a lotofinthegamewillbeangleonplayingeverygame.
That's what I'm doing. 00:05:53.580 --> 00:06:3.250 Butyou'llseepeopleintrainandthenwheretheballgoesoutfor a cornerorsomethingtheysprintuptois I don't knowwhatyou'redoingbutdeliberatelytogetthatstaff. 00:06:3.610 --> 00:06:6.060 Butthere's alwayssomeoneinprison, notjustwithstats. 00:06:6.060 --> 00:06:6.970 Isalways a playerin. 00:06:6.980 --> 00:06:17.550 Inpreseason, thefansarewatchingpreseasonmatches, isalways a playerwhogoestoscoreslike a loadofgoalsinpreseasonthatdoesn't featurewhenthestarttheseasoncomesroundtwoplayersnoticethatDoyouthink?
Wowonhe's You'vegot a bignameisnotreallydoneininprison, buttheyguaranteetostart.
When I wasatChelsea, DidierDrogbawasObviouslyweknowwhat a playerIwasbutMondaytoFridaydidn't reallydo a lotintraining, Butlet's acceptitbecausetheyknewwhenitcomestogamedayon a Saturdayitgotwhenyouthegame, Andisaytheseenergysavehislegsforthatoffice.
Youhavethemediadaysnowwhereyouhavetogoandstandinfrontofthegreenscreenandyougiveit a gamefacethenwell, youhavetodolifescored a goal.
I mean, somelivesthatlovethemlikethatLovethosedayslovedoing a littledancebuttheworstonewas a twostateYou'rerightcandoitDanceforusButthere's nomusictrysawindisguiselikethereisnometryingtoanswerThere's nobeatthatyoucangettoButnowthattheyplayplaymusicinthebackgroundoftheladscanactuallygetbroughtintosomeofthemmake a profittapeYeah.
Well, a friendofminehasworkedonononeofthosethings.
Shewassayingthattryingtoexplainittothenewlypromotedsidesparticularthosewho'vebeeninthePremierLeaguemaybe a fewyearsago.
Congo, That's fine.
Islike a coupleofminutesforeachoftheplayers.
Andthenwe'redonenow.
No, notnow.
Yeah, wehad, umyouknow, ifyou'refinished, mycreateBrian, uh, weusedtohave a dayliterallythefirstdayback.
Itwouldbeyouhavestationstogoaroundon.
ThisonewouldbealltheTVoutletsthatwouldbedone.
Andthenitwouldberightwithyourteethchecked. 00:11:58.620 --> 00:12:1.750 Thatthendentistwouldbebecause a lotofffewlatitude. 00:12:2.470 --> 00:12:10.500 Ifthere's ifthere's a fewpeoplein a there's a lotofinjuriesrelatedteeth a lot, especiallywithbackandhamstring.
Thisisliquidfootball, a newshowonJoetogetherwithPaddyPowerandKellyCates.
And I'm herewithSteveSidwellonJohnWalters, a reminderthatthebehemothreturnedlastnight.
HouseofRugbyisbackfor a secondseasonwithJamesHaskell, AndiAlexPainthatonlyplacethatyouhearthewordbehemothacrossthewholejoke.
Theydiscussedtheetiquetteoff, offeringoutoneofyourteammatesonthetrainingground. 00:13:44.930 --> 00:14:5.080 IstheremuchofthatfootballactualLike I mean, I knowthatthere'llbetimesandplayerscometoblow, buttheideathatyoucouldgoandjustgo, Yeah, I willgoandsortthisoutanothertime, Thenthere's been a lotofwaysthere's, there's, there's lots, there's lots, but I thinkthebestthingaboutnowisliterallysquashedthatlateronthatday. 00:14:5.080 --> 00:14:6.650 I mean, I'vehaditpersonally. 00:14:7.150 --> 00:14:9.020 When I wasreadingme, whichside? 00:14:9.250 --> 00:14:12.950 Well, I wasItwasItwasItwasmeandNickyShorey.
Soweletyouintothepartabout a drinkandthatnextmorningthere's nothing.
Obviously, itwasjustbacktonormal.
But I lovetheideaislike, nextthingyouknow, I'veputoneonhisnoselikeitjusthappened. 00:14:57.160 --> 00:15:0.290 I don't knowwhatwasgoing t o likethat. 00:15:0.910 --> 00:15:1.650 Tobefair? 00:15:1.840 --> 00:15:6.730 No, ontrainingground, I wouldnever I don't think I'veeverhad a doublestuffinthechangeroom. 00:15:6.740 --> 00:15:7.550 Tooscaredofyou. 00:15:7.550 --> 00:15:8.770 That's whythechangeroom. 00:15:8.770 --> 00:15:11.990 Butoneofthemwas a fairseasonofthegame.
Firstgameoftheseason.
WeareCrystalPalace.
Don't haveyou.
Youwouldstokeofthetimeonthat.
Thewomentoknow.
Halftime, I think.
Andi, I thinkRyanwasgettingskinbyDwightGayle.
I thoughtweweredeadonthepitch.
Firstgame.
Sowehad a greatpreseason.
Firstgamewithdadonthepetrolsingle.
Somethingneedstohappenandfought.
Whogonnapickon.
So, like, justgetgoing.
Sotellinganyone I cameinand I'vecomeforRyanandthenmeand I'm not a littleleavesthrownbottlesoutmeandneverwasinbetween.
I onlydiditwaitout.
I gottagototheoldmanthrough a wallintheendandallthetimeswiththeplayers.
AndSteven N'zonziwantsourmidst.
OkenJuststupidthings.
Didyouactuallyyouevergobackandsay I onlydidthattohimafterthegame, I said I onlydidthattowindyouup, sobecauseyouweresheYouaremorethan a fairstaffandeveryonewasdead.
Itwasquiet.
Thefansareontheshoulders.
I onlydidittogetreactionfromyou.
I was, uhhewasbacktosecondguessitworkedandhewashappyforyoutodothat.
Hewasn't attheHouseofrugbycanhearabouttherugperspectiveonthatisavailableonYouTubeandas a podcastrightnowaswell.
Butevenifitwas a strikeoranynewpatterncoming, I'd wanttoperformwellinfrontthemtositin a stallthatsocalled V Evertonfootballtalks. 00:18:57.680 --> 00:19:1.690 Onthatdescendsthatplayer I willseelikewhatanexcitingregionalWalkerplayerlikehim. 00:19:1.690 --> 00:19:2.200 Goodlad. 00:19:2.640 --> 00:19:5.910 Soitwas a caseofalwaysputtingyourbestfootforthemanwhocomethroughthedoor. 00:19:6.310 --> 00:19:17.370 Butifitwassomethinginyourpositionandthentherewas a fewfriendlygamesinhouseonceyou'rethinkingright, if I getchancetoputoneonhim, I'm goingtodoJustmakesureyoumightnotbequiteasfastashecouldbe.
But I didn't evenconsultyoujustsaw a soonasyougetthefamilysaidthat I thinkyougettoplayitselfbecauseifyou'reifthey'renotsaidortheylivein a differentpartofthecountry, allthey'rethinkingaboutiswhatam I goinghomewhen I can I gobackAnd I thinkformewhen a transferdoeshappen, thefirstpersontheplaywillmaywellbetheplayerliaisonofficer.
Everyclubnowhasgottaplayliaisonofficerthatdoesabsolutelyeverythingfromofficelookingafterthefamilythiotofind a houseoranapartmenttorentgettingthekidsinschoolfortheforeignladspayingtheirbills.
Counciltax, carinsurance, thatliterally a player.
Now I don't havetotouch a thingthattheplayerliaisonofficerwilldoeverythingquitelikeone e I.
I I diditformyself.
I didlikesomesomeplacesomeplace. 00:31:0.400 --> 00:31:1.570 1000 soonplay. 00:31:1.770 --> 00:31:2.650 SowehaveMarco. 00:31:2.650 --> 00:31:6.800 It's StokeWayhadtocomeintothecompanythatcametoolate. 00:31:6.800 --> 00:31:11.650 Wehad a liaisonofficer, butthenwegottwoladiescomein, do a company.
I willtellyouaboutthoseroundtochange a lightbulbinhiselseon.
Thentheyhavetotravel.
Someonetravelanhour.
Isthatthatwas a mythbecausethat's theonethatsodoes.
Theroundsis a rumor, butthat's a truestory.
Playingtheturnthelightofflike I couldn't workthecookeryouwanttodowithcookingandeverything.
Beforeeverythingwas, thepackagingwasstillwell, therewas a brandnewthat's calledPlannerliaisonofficertocomeroundtoshowhimhowtoturnthatyoucomeon.
Hecouldn't work a problemfootballerfrompeoplefacetogeteverythingdoneforthem. 00:31:58.180 --> 00:32:1.950 Whenwesaywesaythefirstdayandyouhaveyourcare f INDfoodafternoonroutine. 00:32:2.240 --> 00:32:6.400 Butyoucouldhaveifyouwanted, youcouldhaveabsolutelyeverythingdoneforanotherproblem. 00:32:6.400 --> 00:32:7.720 Infiniteplayersfinish. 00:32:9.350 --> 00:32:11.900 It's a stupidthinglikejustsmallthings.
Youdon't knowhowtodoitYeah, don't know.
Howtowasnevermade a property.
Whatplaywasthat?
I neverwill.
NeverItwasfilmedthemDidn't makeittotheOh, I havesomething I thinkmymyclothesthingwasheneverwatchedthefilmsuspenddisbeliefforthatlovespellNevilwhocouldn't makeyoucomeforthecount?
Firstgameisthinkingthat, Butthenobviously I cameon, didreallywellcarriedonunderbeingcaptainthereandthenalltheclubsisstillcominginforme. 00:35:53.730 --> 00:36:6.030 And I think, youknow, I wasgetting a littlebitolderandwaslikewhowentdoingtooneleagueandtogoandplayPremierLeaguefootballhadbeen a switchforfiveyearsandtomovenearhome, youmightnotgetthatchanceagain. 00:36:6.290 --> 00:36:11.980 So, like, had a knockonthedoorGonnacan I, uh, haveaware?
Not, youknow, noclipscomingforme.
Howdoyouknow?
Like, yeah, I knowthatclubsaccommodatingbecauseyoudon't meanttoknow.
AndAnna, itwas I toldyouonce, I'm notgonnatellyouagainlikeanunlessyoumeetourvaluation. 00:36:59.780 --> 00:37:0.690 Theyhave a mentalevaluation. 00:37:0.690 --> 00:37:1.560 Soyou'regoing. 00:37:2.600 --> 00:37:6.170 Andthen I said I'm alsocommon. 00:37:6.170 --> 00:37:8.870 What I saidtohim, Itwas a cameramangoing. 00:37:8.880 --> 00:37:15.170 I waslike I said, It's likeourpeace, ourfoursomelookinglikefuckingjokerslikethis.
I knowpeoplethatthiscase, notsomeonetobescaredoffformeanyway.
So I waslike, nowallthatwassaidintheintheintheconversationwehadAndthen I wentuptheofficeandthen I waslikealltheladscouldhearwhatwasgoingon.
A newlife.
I can't believeyoujust e ItwaslikeOkay, stillno.
Andthenah, overlaidonourtrainand I think I gottoldstraightwiththekidsand I wasrunningaroundlikesoourfingeron a lotofitonbehalf, likelaughingformyselfandtheyallknewwhatwasgoingonthenextdaywasgone. 00:38:57.910 --> 00:39:9.870 Reallysimilartowhen I leftSkySportsNewsLiquidfootballbroughttoyoubyJoetogetherwithPaddyPowerwithme, KellyCatesalongsideJohnWaltersonStevesaid, Well, stilltocome. 00:39:9.870 --> 00:39:18.400 Wecanlookforwardtothestartof a brandnewPremierLeagueseesAndfirst, though a reminderthatyoucandownload t k o withCarlFramptonrightnow.
I justfeellike a weighthadbeenawayfromthekidsonsummerholidays.
They'vebeenoffschool.
I'vebeenaway.
Um, I justfeellikeanabsoluteWestminonabsolutelyist I'm moneyduring a dream.
Probablygoto 30 k and a trainingcamprighthereinPhillybythreein a weekTonight I'm notfromnothingtoshowfor.
Theplanwastohavethat's fateandfightfor a worldhead.
Oh, yeah. 00:39:57.020 --> 00:40:0.960 Sotheplanisnighstillthefaithfulwartale. 00:40:0.960 --> 00:40:2.170 Thisfightisnothappen. 00:40:2.250 --> 00:40:3.790 Itdoesn't happenforwhateverreason. 00:40:4.510 --> 00:40:5.670 I'm notgettinganyyounger. 00:40:5.870 --> 00:40:7.450 I don't wanttobesittingaroundwaitinghere. 00:40:7.640 --> 00:40:11.160 I justwant I want I wantoneoftheimportantbigplace I wannabullshit.
Hebroketwobonesinhishandin a freakaccidentwhiledrinkingcoffeein a hotellobby.
HearthefullstoryandwherecarFramptongoesnextonthelatestepisodeof T K O.
Availablenowonliquidfootball, thoughJohnWaltersandSteveSidwellon, We'regoingtostartlookingaheadto a brandnewPremierLeagueseason.
A brandnewmanageratEuroClubChelseaonis a manyouknowFrankLampard.
Withthatinabilitytoregisternewplayers, diditseemlike a sensibleapproachfor a manwhoyouknowhowwhathisrelationshipwiththeclubislike, Yeah, I thinkit's a perfectfitstraightawayoff.
I think, ifyoubehonest, I thinkFrankwouldprobablyadmitithascometoearlyinhismanagerialcareer. 00:40:55.980 --> 00:41:7.080 WeknowthatwhatyoudonelastyearatDarbywasfantastic, consideringthebudgetthattocutthetortofgettingloansignsinworkverywell. 00:41:7.340 --> 00:41:11.110 Butwhenyougetanopportunity, youdon't turnitdown.