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She's coming again about please and I've never even heard of do school.
Move ahead of time.
You will be Champions League match, Day warned via our nonsense of the day he jumps challenge on mine like name via a penalty.
No assist of the day.
It's Van Jive.
Oh, my wrench scores!
Chuny, help Jill.
If you keep passing like that Thio hips, you can teach Studio Ho to play is triggered like death penalty of the day.
No, but I do a cool little skip.
No, but the governor said he's the penalty taker.
You cares what the catfish is.
A great How about you?
Let me take it.
That's no a good idea, mate.
Trust me, please.
No Contra Neuville arguing over who takes for penalties.
Snow.
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John Terry's house based dressed man of the day.
Now that is a shocking waistcoat, and I should know if you press conference of the day The Valencia players after that fantastic win Looks like they're still sulking about their manager.
Get in the sack in Stamford Bridge.
The irony strike of the day.
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Stupid, stupid toaster.
Stupid toaster.
Stupid handle.
Stupid car!
The handling is appalling.
Stupid?
Yes.
Stupid headphones. 00:04:0.340 --> 00:04:2.140 This is your country speaking. 00:04:2.140 --> 00:04:3.270 It truly is a non. 00:04:3.270 --> 00:04:9.100 It'll fly auto parish with anyone liketo join me in the cockpit and fly the plane. 00:04:9.110 --> 00:04:9.670 Yes. 00:04:9.670 --> 00:04:13.040 No, Most marketable.
I just found out my best friend didn't invite me to his wedding.
Really?
Why?
No.
He said he didn't think I'd be able to save the day.
Sensible dossier, Tebow.
But you're right.
Yes, I got it.
That's what Ray out paid the big bucks for.
And the bus told me to give you this.
Yes, two out of two.
I haven't managed yet since I left Chelsea.
Look to hell.
Stupid superglue soothe. 00:05:3.100 --> 00:05:3.670 No. 00:05:5.820 --> 00:05:17.970 Stupid, stupid.
You couldn't have even made it look any better with CG.
I know.
Goal humble Dallas.
Can you teach people how to touch the ball?
Whizzes ends.
Please have Children.
If you want to speak to me, do it through my journey.
Theo Francis, my new favorite clear were defect where you're thinkin snapping up week boned Langer's anchor.
Hello?
Who's this?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know what you want.
If you're looking for a good manager, then I run the wrong number.
What?
It's early.
Who?
I'm a hitman from our be salt But never way have a very particular set of skills Skills I have acquired over a very short career skills that make me a nightmare for defenders from kink on for people like you. 00:06:56.260 --> 00:07:0.560 If you apologize for shuttering my dubs knee, it's the selfie. 00:07:0.560 --> 00:07:3.500 Second Holland Soon billy end of it. 00:07:4.100 --> 00:07:7.410 Like most German winter searching for a manager. 00:07:7.630 --> 00:07:9.450 I will not look for you. 00:07:9.460 --> 00:07:11.150 I will not pursue you.
But if you don't apologize, I will look for you.
I will find you and I will kill you.
Good.
Look, second ladder back to the shul.
Take this.
You weigh fiction knees.
Hold on.
Hold on a minute.
Read this.
What does your turn?
It's a DEA.
Nate stolen.
I'm your Facon father.
Your flute.
No, no.
You've ruined my life all over again.
And there's one more fragmenting You were conceived.
You're in a three way work with the West wizard Ryan Giggs. 00:07:58.520 --> 00:08:0.390 Well, that explains a lot. 00:08:4.620 --> 00:09:8.420 See you next time to buy in seven station in North London Since bythe let's go back to soothe because I told you, Tony! 00:09:8.420 --> 00:09:48.930 06 have to restart way, do you, Luis Mara is incredible.
Bowl versus into Milan.
Which one?
Show off this one.
Reach out!
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Haven't had a girl.
You were talking about your hair and transferred to Barcelona.
Breath my case.
Serge Gnabry for your Regina Nicholas Pippi.
Well, that was the Red fort.
Jesus Christ!
How much did Arsenal pay for you again?
Luca, your bitch!
Cut!
No time wasters, please.
Neymar.
Yes.
Your ingenious you in January, You in January.
Neymar, Wait!
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Repeat code red.
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Areola there.
Harry Maguire.
What the hell are you doing here?
Well, I'm afraid, man.
You know it didn't have any fish.
Strike is to send next.
Oh, Jesus, Grace.
I think Harry McGuire has more chance than you.
I take it back.
You're a genius. 00:11:59.760 --> 00:12:0.480 Yours? 00:12:0.770 --> 00:12:3.710 No, for love off God with someone. 00:12:3.730 --> 00:12:5.210 Prove button. 00:12:5.300 --> 00:12:7.480 Cristiano Ronaldo. 00:12:8.430 --> 00:12:9.930 Oh, you're easy. 00:12:9.940 --> 00:12:10.700 Oh, why?
Because it's not a bicycle kick.
Socially Tools.
Simple greed to sample.
Agreed.
I'm simple packing, Zion.
Uh, what the hell is you?
Hey of it, Muhammad Salla!
I hope you miss.
You should have picked me into greatest on every beach.
Wanna taken quickly?
Oh, no.
Reggae.
I should have seen that cunning and social Gerard Piquet borrow Murata fail on Dhe cut!
That's a wrap, everyone, It's Chelsea versus I Answer in the champions with tonight's reverie.
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So I still haven't you?
That was close.
You got a client. 00:15:8.450 --> 00:15:9.570 Genuinely.
You're so good.
Please be not now looking at this photo getting but losing control.
I guess you don't your name, then I have no to my mind.
I don't want to talk. 00:15:59.160 --> 00:16:7.750 Don't call me cause you much better than losing faith too. 00:16:8.880 --> 00:16:17.230 Don't call me up when you call his best man shows They need thing for van, which now you're trying to beat me up again.
You don't know your name.
You never You have both qualify.
Go, boss.
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No cold.
Aiden has odds?
No, Probably a red card.
Probably some ankle ligament damage.
Marcus.
Ration it, Killian And back!
Hey!
No goal!
Rail, Madrid! 00:18:58.940 --> 00:19:0.130 He's totally shocked. 00:19:2.900 --> 00:19:4.200 Please, Marcus. 00:19:4.200 --> 00:19:4.980 Ration it. 00:19:7.140 --> 00:19:9.610 01 Greaseman!
I don't know how to school kids.
Come on!
You could do it.
He doesn't know how the dreamer or went to shoot.
And now this.
It's the future.
Contracted to Tino Rush.
Heavens!
You could do it again.
Thanks to you.
I didn't doubt you for a second.
A teenager's teenagers.
Look, go back where you belong.
So, your oppa, it's talkto Europe.
It's starting to pull apart from when I want it.
It's don't tow tow home. 00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:1.720 You get thrown against you. 00:21:1.910 --> 00:21:3.120 I'm not time for Youngmin. 00:21:3.120 --> 00:21:4.140 Sounds incredible. 00:21:4.140 --> 00:21:4.650 Goal! 00:21:4.660 --> 00:21:5.440 John Mason! 00:21:5.650 --> 00:21:6.290 Toto! 00:21:6.290 --> 00:21:6.970 Whoa! 00:21:6.980 --> 00:21:8.050 Thistles! 00:21:8.050 --> 00:21:9.250 The Champions League video! 00:21:9.260 --> 00:21:12.630 Oh, come on, We'll see you next time on the Muppet Show.
Urine Muppet reject during Ph.
D versus Gala Tashiro.
Right.
DEMAR penalty.
But dig.
They just seem a bit picky.
Wicky soup.
Really?
It's where you Theo.
Genuine bits of class or ex Champions League I conspiracy the Secret plan theory.
Picky Wicky Simp.
Really?
It's you thesis season.
I've drilled real theory.
Picky Wicky simp really bring you say I have set up a charity.
It's like the common Cold Foundation.
Except it is called the Company Go Foundation.
What?
Someone calling on all the footballers around the world to donate as many penalties as possible to those less fortunate.
Especially you, Edison.
Thanks.
Together we can end Edison's go famine.
But for old.
Thank you.
It's where do you think?
Nice die theory.
Did you see what I did?
That bus?
Yeah, that was very kind of youth.
Thanks. 00:22:59.010 --> 00:23:2.680 So does that mean you let me leave in January? 00:23:2.950 --> 00:23:11.020 No, You have to go above your head and speak to the big man.
The Sheikh.
Please send it.
That's all I want a contract that passes.
I've been a really good boy on an even better brother.
I even gave my worst enemy a free penalty.
Soaring Neymar.
I don't really do transfer requests.
Well, you Santa, you live accusing versus your Aventis schoo.
What an insane ball!
He pushed us 2020 She right, Calm!
Oh, how I'd love to see other lame ass footballers try to score that world attempt.
Ronaldo's insane pole direction.
That's not gold was so easy. 00:23:59.440 --> 00:24:3.170 I've decided to make it random objects attempt. 00:24:3.170 --> 00:24:4.680 Ronaldo's in shame. 00:24:4.680 --> 00:24:5.130 Goal! 00:24:6.130 --> 00:24:7.480 Just respect. 00:24:8.490 --> 00:24:11.540 My sister finds out about this overrun.
My sister is going toe.
Pick your ass for a bottle of aftershave.
I'm not goingto I expected the bottle to be smaller intact.
That does it.
A pension?
Come on!
This is ridiculous.
A pencil would not have started.
Act even one of those big fat John bull pencils.
You can never write with story run!
It was just a really easy gold, that's all. 00:25:0.140 --> 00:25:0.730 Hellish! 00:25:0.910 --> 00:25:2.340 My sister. 00:25:2.350 --> 00:25:3.930 She looks exactly like you. 00:25:4.070 --> 00:25:7.090 But interesting this respect. 00:25:7.150 --> 00:25:14.240 This'll coming due for 20 you closest.
All know you diddled.
She's destroying you, bro.
Where did you even learn these wards?
See?
Even she scored it.
Do this during buyin versus Spurs.
This happened on it isn't injury or another Champions League conspiracy.
The German hit my theory.
What a shame.
Dutch hip.
My theory. 00:26:2.800 --> 00:26:4.260 Oh, what a shame. 00:26:4.830 --> 00:26:7.320 Yes, I can come out of retirement.
The Polish hit by theory.
Yes, of course.
I hit the target.
Sorry.
Kingsley goes to score records to break so Theo English ship on theory?
No, During any interviews until the election is over, I dig Danish hit my theory.
I don't mean to alarm.
Move on to My private investigator just called and said Duncan has gone into your house with your wife.
I need to get onto my wife on work now. 00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:1.380 Go on, do it on the rest of the team. 00:27:1.390 --> 00:27:2.920 But don't make me look. 00:27:2.920 --> 00:27:6.210 Sure you which was your favorite video? 00:27:6.210 --> 00:27:8.110 Let me know in the comments below mine. 00:27:8.120 --> 00:27:11.140 What's the Chelsea 44 center after Aton?
Men on as ever Thanks.