you know why you are here!

你應該很清楚為何你會被綁在這裡吧!!

do you understand the consequences?

你知道你的下場是什麼嗎

[muffled protesting, screech of fearsome swine]

來者何人?

who are you?

我帶了個包裹要給你

I have a delivery

什麼包裹

delivery of what??

正義

justice

(笑)

[laughter]

(｡・ө・｡)

[chicken cluck]

抱歉了老頭

sorry, old man

恐怕你已經看到太多了

but I'm afraid now you've seen too much

哈 你才是那個 會希望沒看到這一切的人

ha! it is you who will soon wish to unsee this moment

現在展開一生的戰鬥

[ancient yodel of of reckoning

我們可以結束一切 並正確的結束

now begins the fight of a lifetime

兩個勇士向你挑戰

we can end it all and end it right

他們早已準備要戰鬥

two warriors challenge you

噢 雞雞和豬豬

they came ready to fight

培根和雞蛋

oh, chicken and a pig

他們不是來這玩鬧的

bacon and eggs

雞雞和豬豬 培根和雞蛋

they're not here to play

今天你已成為他們的盤中食

chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs

六條腿 一雙翅膀

you're on their plate today

還有一個搖擺的屁股

six legs! two wings!

站在豬上的雞雞

and one ass-whooping

(豬上的雞)

COCK ON A SWINE

永遠的好朋友

(cock on a swine)

(永遠的)

FRIENDS FOR ALL TIME

豬豬和雞雞

(for all time)

（帶公雞的豬）

SWINE WITH A COCK

他們永不可擋

(swine with a cock)

在正義面前

THEY CAN NEVER BE STOPPED

無路可跑

there is no escape

在你的命運之前

from justice

無處可藏

nowhere to hide

你也許會祈求寬恕

from your fate

我也很想饒恕 但對他們來說已為時已晚

you may want forgiveness

噢 雞雞和豬豬

I'd say yes but for them it's too late

培根和雞蛋

oh, chicken and a pig

他們可不是來玩耍的

bacon and eggs

雞雞和豬豬 培根和雞蛋

they're not here to play

你今天就是他們盤中的食物

chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs

六條腿 一雙翅膀

you're on their plate today

還有一個搖擺的屁股

six legs! two wings!

站在豬上的雞雞

and one ass-whooping!

（豬上的雞雞）

COCK ON A SWIIIIIIIIIINE

一生的好朋友

(cock on a swine)

（一生的）

FRIENDS FOR ALL TIIIIIIIIME

豬豬和雞雞

(for all time)

（帶公雞的豬）

SWINE WITH A CAHHHHHHHCK

他們永不可擋

(swine with a cock)

他們看起來那麼可愛 那麼讓人想抱抱

THEY CAN NEVER BE STAHHHHHPPED

你也許會想要他們給你親一個

they look so cute and cuddly

但如果你與他們對立

you might expect a kiss

你只會得到

but if you're on their bad side

他們的鐵拳

you'll only get

你所選擇的方向 帶領你到了邪惡的道路上

their iron fists

但是我想提供給你另一條路走

[distant drums of reckoning]

邪惡是...

your path has led you down the road of evil

相對的

but I would like to offer you another way

你...

evil is...

應該比任何人都清楚..

relative.

如果你想要煎蛋捲

you...

就必須打破蛋

more than anyone, should know...

如果你加入我

in order to make an omelette

我可以使你成為一個有錢人。

it is required that you break eggs.

到時 你想要擁有多少雞多少豬 都隨便你

if you join me

我並不擁有他們 ！這些是我的朋友！

I can make you a wealthy man.

[好朋友秘密握手]

you can own all the chickens and pigs you desire.

站在豬上的公雞

I don't own them! These are my friends!

（豬上的公雞）

[handshake routine of friendship]

永遠的好朋友

CAHHHHCK ON A SWIIIIIIINE

（永遠的）

(cock on a swine)

豬豬和雞雞

FRIENDS FOR ALL TIIIIIIIIME

（帶公雞的豬）

(for all time)

他們永不可擋

SWINE WITH A CAHHHHHHCK

健雄先生 健雄先生

(swine with a cock)

自從你救完我哥離去之後-

THEY CAN NEVER BE STAHHHHHHPPED

講英語

Takeo-san! Takeo-san!

自從你救完我哥之後我到處在找你

[sprinting, heavy breathing, sound of beasts and insects at dusk]

我想拜你為師

ever since you disappeared after saving my brother––

你覺得我還能教你什麼東西嗎

[powerful yodel reverberating across the land]

我才剛因為我放縱的和朋友在那邊秘密握手 而讓壞人給跑了

in English.

但是我現在剛好在找實習生

whoa...ever since you saved my brother, I've been lookin all over the world for you.

你可以幫我點披薩

I would love to learn your ways.

還有幫我回回email

you think I can teach you anything?

旅途上想必很累了吧

I was just defeated by my own indulgent secret handshake.

您確定不想看看我的簡歷嗎？

However, I'm looking for an intern.

讓我看看

You can order pizza for me

[撕紙]

and answer my emails.

我希望你不會害怕危險

You must be tired from your travels.

不 一點也不會 我自尊心很低 所以我一點也不介意受傷

You sure you don't wanna see my résumé?

很好 你的第一堂課差不多就是那次我低估了地方黑手黨..

Let's see it.

雞豬攻擊

[ripping of paper]

I hope you don't mind the risk of danger!

No, not at all––I have low self-esteem, so I actually wouldn't mind being harmed

Good. Your first lesson will be about th etime I underestimated the local mafia...

Chicken Pig Attack

next week! will Takeo meet his doom?

or will a small furry warrior come to the rescue?

find out here on Schmoyoho

accent on the Yodel-ay-hee-hoo

that's Schmoyodel-ay-hee-hoo-ho

now have a great day and a great life!

and don't forget to hug a chicken today!

CAHHHHHHHHCK ON A SWIIIII