MAGNIFICENT POLITY ACTING RIGHT

HERE.

WE NEED TO TAKE A MOMENT.

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY.

IT IS CHUCK NORRIS IS BIRTHDAY.

HE TURNS 80 YEARS OLD TODAY.

SHE WORKED SETTLEMENT 10 HOURS

PER DAY.

THE SHOW RAN FOR EIGHT SEASONS

BUT MOSTLY HE IS KNOWN FOR

BEING AN ALL-AROUND ICONIC MAN

WITH THE INCREDIBLE ABILITY TO

WHAT SOME YOU KNOW WHAT.

MANY JOKES HAVE BEEN CRAFTED

ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE HE

CAN DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

SO FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, WE ARE

GOING TO TELL A FEW CHUCK

NORRIS JOKES.

ARE YOU READY?

HE FIRST, WHEN CHUCK NORRIS

WAS BORN HE DROVE HIS MOM HOME

FROM THE HOSPITAL.

ANOTHER ONE.

DID YOU GUYS KNOW CHUCK NORRIS

ACTUALLY DIED 20 YEARS AGO BUT

DEATH IS NOT BUILD UP THE

COURAGE TO TELL THEM.

WELL.

THE LAST ONE.

THIS ONE ALSO SOLD FROM

TWITTER, CHUCK NORRIS WANTED

YOU TO WISH HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HE WOULD JUST BEAT THE GREETING

RIGHT OUT OF YOU.

YOU KNOW IF ANYTHING IS HE WAS

ORIGINALLY CAST FOR SAINT

ELMO'S FIRE.

STOP.

IT'S TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

IS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY.

CHUCK NORRIS, HE LOOKS LIKE OFF

YOU TOLD ME HE WAS 60 ...

THE FIRST TWO JOKES WERE NOT

BAD.

THE LAST ONE,

IT WAS STOLEN FROM TWITTER.