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All right, Stop, Stop, stop!
Stop!
Enough of the nonsense.
Now, I I am pretty excited to be back with this.
Siri's with another installment.
I didn't think it would happen, and I should confess.
In the meantime, I did receive a clear coffee drink from Indonesia on Dhe.
Wow.
We all wish I hadn't messed up the recording of that.
Andre was only one bottle on when it was gone.
It was gone on.
I felt bad asking for another one.
But we're back.
We're back with a new installment of play coffee drinks.
And while this may not be the purest of the clear coffee drinks it still it still counts.
I'm still gonna drink this, I suspect, so you don't have to.
So it comes from I think, a Swedish company.
Love bergs.
Move Berg's Liu Bei's Cappy more folks.
Do you base Lautenberg's?
They got it.
And it is sparkling caffeine water.
If that doesn't just tickle your taste buds and make you excited.
If that doesn't get you a little bit pumped, then know that it is lemon flavored sparkling caffeine water.
And so you're gonna say this is not a clear coffee drink and you know?
Yeah, but I'm still gonna drink it now.
You might wonder how this got into my hands that I buy it.
No, I was very kindly sent it by Augustus with a nice little letter.
August has rights.
Greetings from Vilnius, Lithuania, on from the whole fam of crooked nose and coffee stories.
Go check them out on Lisa Leeson.
The decree from down below.
Now, last week or maybe the week before now there was the Vilnius Coffee Festival, which actually looks pretty cool.
And one day I will make it to They found this there.
I saw it unfold of me.
Thank you.
We'll just us.
And he wants to write nice things.
I have to taste it now.
So what?
Why, Why?
Why?
We have a weird relationship with caffeine.
We know it's why most people drink coffee.
And in truth, most if not all, coffee professionals will at some point drink some terrible filthy swill that is coffee, that is bad coffee to get some caffeine.
But we get really uncomfortable if people just want the caffeine that it's not about flavor.
And that's just horrifying.
Even though we all know at the root of everything is the desire to take the drug that messes with our bodies a little bit.
And we quite like it here.
We have caffeine water.
And to be honest, that doesn't sound great.
You know, caffeine doesn't have much in the way of flavor.
It does contribute bitterness to coffee.
It is a bitter compound, putting it in sparkling water.
I mean, why not just buy regular sparkling water and take some caffeine pills?
That sheep, they're easy, they're available.
I don't have a good answer for this anyway, so we have from a coffee roasting company, no less.
Now, I don't know a lot about their coffee there.
Established in 1906 I think they're quite a big company.
And I think they're kind of their kind of turning up a little bit more these days.
Enough talk, enough talk.
She would get into it.
She would taste the caffeine.
There was a little light.
This fuse is going like a more intense fears.
We know this.
I like like an angry fizz in my beverages on dhe.
This did not have that.
Is there any coffee?
And this has never been graced by the bean it does contain natural caffeine.
Natural, a natural lemon land flavoring.
Let's have a taste.
Let's just get into it.
Well, that's just disappointed.
It's not bad.
It's just like cheap lemonade.
Cheap, clear lemonade.
It was like a little bit of Tang to it.
That's unusual, you know, In some beverages, like Coca Cola or others, they use phosphoric acid for like a little extra grippy acidity in their little extra kind of bite.
This does not have that particular phosphoric acid kind of bite, which is great.
It's just got a funny little ugly at the back of it, and I don't think you'd notice it if you weren't looking for it.
And maybe I'm just imagining it.
You could give me the same thing without caffeine, and I would still taste it.
But all the acidity pretty much is gonna be coming from citric acid that they've added citric acid to it cause citric acid is delicious.
Strongly recommend to keep a bag of that at home and also a little ascorbic acid.
Vitamin C.
As an antioxidant, it's used some fruit extracts, toe add sugar basically s.
So it's it's not one of those artificial sweetener things that this has some calories on caffeine on DDE, not a clear functional purpose in life.
It's not as good a sprite, which is no high bar to clear, but it's not as good a sprite.
It's it's not great.
I don't I understand it.
It's got 150 milligrams of caffeine in it.
And I guess that's a pretty good dose.
That's a strong cup of coffee kind of dose.
But I don't get it.
I don't get it.
People seem to want to make these things.
I think caffeine water's gonna be a little bit of a thing.
I don't really know why.
I mean, maybe we're back to this, you know, I don't want to stay in my teeth, but then just buy a bottle of something that tastes amazing on Get a pro plus or some of the caffeine pill.
I don't I don't get why you have this weird compromised thing.
If you're a coffee roaster, make great tasting coffee.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
I don't I fundamentally don't get it.
And so this seems like a good time toe hand that question to you, the viewer.
If you have bought this.
Tell me why this doesn't really count in our clear coffee beverages, but it's clear that this may buy coffee company.
It's got caffeine in it, I'm reaching.
If there is something out there in the world that you think I should go and get on review and drink for you so you don't have to.
Ideally, it's clear and coffee related.
Leave a common Downbelow.
Help me suffer through this delightful ordeal of nonsense.
As always, Thank you so much for watching.
Have a great day.