♪ Hey Robot ♪

-Now, this is based on the real board game called

"Hey Robot" that you can play at home.

it's like the classic game Password,

but you play with a smart speaker.

So, first, you pick a card with a word on it.

Then you have to ask a question to get the smart speaker

to say that word somewhere in its answer.

If it does, you get a point.

If it doesn't, then the other person has a chance to steal.

We'll go back and forth until someone gets it.

You up for this? -Yeah, but it sounds hard.

-No. Here we go. Okay, I will go first.

Here we go. -Okay.

Okay, here we go. It might be hard.

Alright, my word is "ostrich." Ostrich. Alright.

Alexa, what bird puts its head in the sand?

-Here's something I found on the web.

According to trust.org, the ostrich is said to --

-Yes! [ Dinging ]

♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

Alexa, stop. Whoo! This is a fun game already.

-Trust.org? Alright. -Dude, I write for trust.org.

-She said the word, but her sources, I don't know.

Alright. -Alright, you're up.

-Okay. So, then I should say it first?

-Oh, yeah. -Okay.

My word is "club." -Alright.

-Now, this could mean many things.

Alexa, what is Bungalow 8?

-Bungalow 8 is a nightclub chain created --

[ Dinging ]

♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

-Alexa, stop. -Stop, stop.

-Nice call. Bungalow 8.

-Yeah, yeah. The hottest club of 2009.

-I love that.

It's my turn. Here we go. Oh, come on, now.

My word is "Alcatraz."

Oh. Alcatraz. Alright.

Alexa, movie, "Birdman of..."

-I know about 25 Birdman movies, including "Beauty Shop,"

"The Carter," "Baller Blockin',"

"Nicki Minaj: The Pinkprint Movie," and 21 more.

[ Buzzer ] -Wait a minute! Come on!

Wait. You didn't let her finish. She had 21 more movies.

Come on. -Wait a minute.

Did my ears deceive me or was one of the movies

called "The Birdman of Nicki Minaj"?

-You've never seen that? Where were you?

-Is Burt Lancaster in that one, too?

-Where were you born?

You've never seen "The Birdman of Nicki Minaj"?

-I know a lot of Birdman movies.

"Birdman of Nicki Minaj" and 25 more.

-"Alcatraz" would be on her list.

Alright, that's probably the last --

Now it's up to you.

You can steal -- Oh, no, Alcatraz.

-Oh, I can steal it? -Yeah.

-Oh.

Alexa, what prison is outside San Francisco?

-Here's something I found on Wikipedia.

San Quentin State Prison

is a California Department of Corrections --

-No. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.

Honey, honey. Please, listen.

-You can't talk like that to Alexa.

-No, you can't talk like that. That's a lesson.

Don't talk like that. -Alexa, I'm sorry, stop.

-Anyone guess this -- -What prison is called The Rock?

-What's that? -What prison is called The Rock?

-Oh, that's good.

Alexa, what prison is called The Rock?

-Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock another.

[ Buzzer ]

-I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening.

Alright, we're gonna lose that one.

We'll do the last one here. -Okay.

-This is you. It's a new word.

-Alright, this is a new word. You know what?

Let's not talk about that prison.

No, honestly, it was a lot of bad things happened there.

-That's true. -Ha, ha, ha.

My word is "screw."

-Yeah, and since this is the last word,

this is worth 100,000 points.

Whoever wins this is the champion.

-The word is "screw." -Yeah.

-Now, what meaning would she know most?

-No. -Well, I'm not gonna --

-I know. -It's family show.

I'm a decent man. I would never do that.

-I couldn't see you doing it. -Alexa, turning of the blank.

-Hmm. I don't know that.

-Okay. That's cool. [ Buzzer ]

Wait. We were just talking. We were talking.

-I'm gonna say...

Alexa, a Phillips-head is a type of...

-No. Phillip's head.

Newfoundland and Labrador is not a type of.

[ Buzzer ]

-Alexa, flat-head blank driver.

-The flathead catfish, also called the --

[ Buzzer ] -Stop, stop!

-Alexa, stop. -Honey, honey, please.

-Alexa, stop, stop.

-Darling. -Honey, please. Alright.

-Oh, yeah.

-Oh, alright.

Alexa, what is a cocktail with orange juice and vodka?

-I know about a number of orange-juice-vodka cocktails,

including sex on the beach, a screwdriver --

-Yes! [ Dinging ]

I love you!

Alexa, stop. John Mulaney, everybody.