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Christmas is just around the corner,
which means it's time for Santa to cash in.
Get ready to shell out big bucks to sit on Santa's lap this year.
Harrods in London
restricting Santa visits to only allow families
that have dropped $2,500 in their store.
On top of that, those families who also make the cut
have to buy a $25 ticket to visit Santa.
For those hoping to get the VIP Santa experience, good luck.
The department says it's already sold out.
Ho... ho... hold up.
You got to pay $2,500
before you can see Santa?
If I'm paying $2,500,
-Santa better be dancing on my lap. Yeah. -(laughter)
I'd be like, "That's right. Let me see you working, Nicholas."
-(applause, cheering) -"That's right. Yeah, I'm-a call you
by your government name. I paid, baby."
And you know what.
I hope this doesn't inspire a larger movement
with other magical creatures.
You know, where kids have to pay a premium to engage in fantasy.
Because otherwise, the Tooth Fairy's gonna be checking
your house's value on Zillow before she shows up.
Just like, "Sorry. I only work in homes
that are a million and up. Bye-bye!"
Also, why do kids even have to see Santa anymore? Like, why?
Like, they should be sitting on Jeff Bezos's lap.
He's the one with all the presents, kids. You go to him.