- [Announcer] Has this ever happened to you?

- You turn on the faucet to wash your hands.

You go like that.

That thing flips on, and you whoa.

And then dong dong.

- [Announcer] Worry no more

with the Donald J. Trump Dishwasher!

- I'm talking about dishwashers

that give you more water so you can actually wash

and rinse your dishes without having to do it 10 times!

- [Announcer] And it can be yours

for the low, low price of $10!

- 10, your dishes are gonna be beautiful.

- [Announcer] Order now and receive

a free Donald J. Trump One-Flush Toilet.

- People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times.

10 times, right?

10 times, bwam, bom, not me, of course, not me, but you.

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