- [Donald Trump] Ted Cruz, I call him the lying Ted Cruz.

He's lying Ted.

That stiff Mitt Romney, a total stiff.

Who by the way, he's a dope.

He's not a smart person I'll tell you right now.

Crazy Bernie, he's crazy as a bed bug.

And then you have Cory Booker.

Here's a guy who destroyed the city of Newark, New Jersey.

He was such a bad mayor.

You have this clown, Marco Rubio.

Liddle, liddle Marco.

Crazy Elizabeth Warren,

or as I affectionately call her Pocahontas.

This guy Lindsey Graham.

You have a guy, he's one of the dumbest human beings

I've ever seen.

Crying Chuck Schumer,

you know he used be a big contributor here.

He used to kiss my ass.

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