I driftedthis a couplemonthsagointhefallon a linkwithThriftHolethat I holditin a boatbecauseselfpromotionis a thingyou'resupposedtodotobeveteranYouTube.
So I suppose I wouldjusttryitonnowandshowyouguyswhat I'm thinkingofdoing.
SoThefirstandmainthingthat I wanttochangeaboutthisdressisthisneckline, whichfeelingisn't thatflatteringandlookskindofoutdated.
Sowhat I wanttodoisturnitinto a streetacrossneckline, oneofthosekindoflowstraightnecklineswithspaghettistrapstowardstheend.
Next, I took a closerlookatthetopofthedressandnoticedthatithadthisfancylittledoubleliningslashedhimactiongoingon.
But I realizedthatmysewingskillsaren't nearlyadvancedenoughtoactuallyrecreatethat.
So I'm justgonnaSothisneckline, like I startedlecturingthedressinsideoutandthenrealizingthatitneededtobemoreinsideoutofthat, I literallyhavefiveminutesoffootageofmefuckingaroundtryingtogetthisthinglike, threelayersofinsideoutbackwardssothatthedressisthewholeandtheliningwerebothinsideout, ifthatmakessense.
Okay, therewego.
Nowitlookslikethisslightlyuncomfortablelump.
Notingthatthislooked a littledifficulttoworkwith.
I trimabouttheliningandseparateditfromthesequinlayer, whichalsocamewiththefundrealizationthattherewasactuallynopointinturningthisthinginsideout.
Tobeginwith, I cleanedupthecutonthislining, whichrightnowlookslikeEdwardScissorhandscameanddidnothingtoittocreate a straightacrossnecklineandrepeatedthatfundbonuscomingsequencesthatyougettheselittlesequinedchartsallovertheplace.
Mymomactuallywalkedinatthispointandimmediatelyassumedthatalltheskinswerejust a shittonofchocolatebits I hadleftonmydesk.
Andthatisprettymuch a summaryofhowmylifeisgoing.
Rightnow.
Thingsaregreat.
Next, I lineduptheliningandthesequinedfabricrightsidestogetheramandpinthemtogetheracrossthenecklinebefore, sothatalltogether I wenttoworkonthestrapsofthedressbeforethestraps.
I broughtinthatblacksatintiefromtheoldtopthat I hadmentionedearliersince I thoughtthesatinwouldcomplementthesecretDexterprettywell.
Duringthisprocess, I had a sinkingfeelingthat I definitelyfuckedupsomewherealongtheprocess.
Sincethisisprettymuchthemostcomplicatedthing I eversaw, I gaveit a quickironforgoodmeasure, sinceifthere's anything I'velearnedinmyyearsofselling, it's thatgoodironcancoverupanynumberofsense.
Butwhen I turnthisdressbackrightsideout, itactuallylookedprettygood, If I maysaysomyself.
Atleastonethingturnedoutrightin 2017 years, ideaofhow I'd styleitforallthoseNewYear's partiesthat I haven't beeninvitedtoyet.