Are you all right?

Because this week you've been a victim of I was mugged this week.

You got rights ago?

Yeah.

Everyone, nicely.

Thank you.

Crime watch with an audience.

I was I was actually monk this a couple of nights ago.

I was in a pub on dhe with a friend.

And if you can't get mugged in a pub, I got mugged in a pub.

Okay, That's just being in a pub where we used to grab grab you.

What?

Listen, it's a good story is good.

Let me tell you the amusing anecdote.

About two weeks in a row, you back off.

Ah, in a pub with a friend on dhe.

Old lady came in selling flowers and she was of Eastern European descent.

Not not no, no racial thing to be.

You're just saying she just waas?

Yes.

She just waas No, she was Andi.

Andi she But she was like a very sort Dickensian impoverished Sof believe they've lower flowers.

This violence.

You know when you see the flower seller, they're not good.

Flowers were very dry, but I didn't.

It was the first day.

I didn't know it would have been a bit previous to buy.

So anyway, so I said, Oh, no, thank you, but she just wouldn't go away.

So All right, well, look, I don't want any flowers, but let me I'll give you some money and I put my hand in my pocket and I didn't have any coins about a £5 note.

I thought, Well, I'm on television.

I'll give our whole £5.

I gave you the money, but what she did was she put the flowers down and then she started kissing my hands in kind of this sort of or didn't he was so much kept kissing my hand, kiss my friend's hand, kiss my hands, picked up the flowers and left.

And I thought, Well, I'll do a comedy thing.

I'll pick up the phone and say, Mom, you can come back in now because I went for the phone on the phone, wasn't there, and I thought, Hello, hello.

Impoverished wretch has had my phone.

So I ran out the pub.

I thought very dramatically like you.

My friend said.

I was actually quite camp run by the woman, and I shoved her against the wall and I said, Give me the phone.

Okay?

Actually, more annoying.

I don't know that I should give me the phone.

And she were No, I don't give me the phone.

And then she did this brilliant thing where she sort of took the phone out from under the flowers.

As if she didn't know it was there.

I said, give me the money.

Look, money, give me the money like this on.

So she gave me the money back, and I thought, you know, some of her accomplices might be around, so I ran away.

But the way I ran through a crowd of people who gathered and all they saw was may shove a woman up against anything way.

Haven't seen him on telly for a while.

He could go and Oh, I'm a celebrity or something.

I got a phone back.

I got the money back.

Good, happy.

And I got the two crappy flowers.