Okay, I'm gonna begin.

I'm given day and APS ago.

What tree tings should make me swipe left.

Okay, I've never been on a date.

And absolute.

I'm taking this tinder or something and do any advice that I could give is.

I mean, if he gives you fanny floors, swipe left.

That's really all I swiped.

Left.

Not much.

Oh, it's quite bad.

Swipe rights when you like them.

Swipe, treating should make me swipe left.

I mean, if there's pictures of girls on the four, you don't want that to you because you don't know what's going on there.

And if there's too many people, obviously, you don't know which guy it is like what?

Not hurting.

I mean, if he's ugly, I think I'm going for a drink with someone I met on tinder.

I can't decide what to wear.

How sexy is too sexy for the first date?

No.

Some speedos.

No.

Gosh, more, more, please.

No.

I think, um, first impressions mean a lot on duh.

Obviously, it is up to you, but just remember his first impression with you on the day.

What you're wearing is gonna let him know where.

Four.

He's come in today.

Someone for the night or day in a potential wife.

What's the best first question to ask on a date?

You know, I think the most serious question.

You should ask what They're actually looking for what they're looking for long.

Too short, too, you know, so you could break progress.

I mean, that is more like a temp state question.

I mean, probably not yet.

I've just had a magical summer romance, but I don't think things are going to go the distance.

How do I break it off?

Just tell him to jog on.

If you don't like what, you're gonna say it to him.

Like if it's not gonna work out, just are just saying on just loyalties to him like it was a holiday romance.

You've probably seen him.

What?

Once or twice this is This is this is a magical summer romance in the hold.

So the whole summer.

So someone's basically like love, Ivan, basically.

Oh, so okay, advice.

Very bad.

My boyfriend has never seen me without makeup on.

It's been six months, and now I'm too nervous.

to see.

What shall I do wearing that?

You know, joking.

I'm joking.

No, but in six months, that's not point.

Should love her for her.

Oh, just ripped off the dome.

Okay, okay.

Just take off.

I think if someone's been around, you got long.

They clearly like you for more than a night.

However, you look anyway, you know, I mean, so I don't think it's something to be Oh, I love heals, but my boyfriend is shorter than me in them.

What do I dio?

Did your boyfriend boyfriend that?

No, no, no.

I think I'm a bit taller than Greg when I've got the highest.

But like, I've been going out with my girlfriend for 14 months, but we've only got to the first base.

Do you think I should finish with Wow.

Okay, wait.

Double feature finish with exact size.

A bit hasty because because, you know, sex isn't everything.

Sex.

He's not every relationship.

So maybe don't get me wrong.

Everyone likes to be satisfied, but maybe should, you know, have a seat down and talk about these sort of things, you know, talk about why it's happening and get to the bottom of the hole.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So yes, I would say first, you do not finish.

That's my phone.

I'm very sorry being set up on a blind date.

If a constant The guy.

What's the best escape route?

All right.

Yeah.

So there's a couple of options toy to contact your friend to ring you when you get back to the table from your mom's going wrong, you don't have to take someone.

You can just communicate with the person sitting right.

You look, it's not really working for me, you know?

I mean, thank you for that.

But sometimes it's hard for a girl to say it at like it's very, very hard data, not me.

But some girls would find it very hard to say it out.

So, you know, just a scare, right?

I keep having sex dreams about my boyfriend's best friend.

What does that mean?

I mean, it's only a dream that we have, but it's a dream.

It's not like she's fantasizing.

You can't help what you dream about.

It's just I once dreamt I got chased by a giant tomato all.

Does that mean something?

Okay, just flipped the script.

If your boyfriend's having dreams about your best friend.

Like having sex with your best friend.

Is that bad?

I don't want to know about that.

You see that?

I wait, What is the best way to get over someone under?

No, I think time is a great idea.

But be around people that you love, and you will get over it.

Get over.

Yeah, You got even know when your mommy says you know what you will get on?

You're like, Oh, well, uh, you will?

Yeah, everything happens.

But it does.

I don't like my boyfriend.

Skinny jeans.

They are sold tight these days and accept it over.

Turn off.

How do I break it to him?

Buying some nice jeans when you might be able to persuade him to wear a nimble Don't definitely say right.

Don't let them take off results.

Caldwell's.

I've just come out of a 10 year relationship and things seem to have changed a lot.

What are the new rules for modern date?

I mean, I'm not sure.

Ways dates ever the modern.

Dayton's a free for all.

You know, it's just do whatever All I know is you're not supposed to double text my partner has a sexual fetish.

That weird me.

I watch what I do.

If this is something that he needs, then they he's not the guy for you.

Because if you're feeling uncomfortable feeling weird about what, then I mean, you don't want that and a boyfriend?

Eah, Yeah.

I definitely speak to him about that because you can't carry on.

If it weird me out, you know me Because you know, if it's hot sauce, amigo, you know, got lick it too hot.

I don't want spitballing.

This piece is much.

Yeah.

I literally don't tweet between you better.

Flynn.

Yeah, that's always going on.

A little case of e.

I want to slide into a guy's Diem's What's the best opening line?

I like it.

And I want you.

I know.

Why don't you just like a couple of pictures?

And then he might message that way.

Have?

No, it's my boyfriend is being technical from his office all the time.

He says it's about work, but I feel suspicious.

Should I call through his phone?

Yes, 100% true.

I know that you shouldn't do that.

You know you if you're if you're if you're going to tell you that something's going on.

True.

That's why he's asleep.

Oh, and another thing to do when you go through his phone and find something you need to photograph all the evidence because he probably lie about You should wait.

I'm a serious private detective.

Yes, I don't think best enough ground, obviously, if if there's something behind something, not if there's someone every single day.

But if it's someone you work with, say it's your management and it's a man and his messenger, you can't say because he's messing you every day.

All of a sudden, he should go for it.

It's just I mean, it's probably not the right approach, for I just say what I would do and I'd Culture was fun.

My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex with me.

What should I do to spice things up?

Yeah, but why does she have to try and spice things up?

Why isn't he doing it?

You know might actually be something that's sort of naturally, my girlfriend Oh God.

My girlfriend pauses very provocatively on instagram and male attention she gets drives me.

Marge, how can I ask you to tone it down?

What does that mean?

So you're, like, Wait, So provocative.

He's, like, maybe like, like, that kind of thing you do.

I just think, e Just think that you don't ask a $20 like it should be a compliment to you that you know that guys are entrusting your girlfriend.

Take this continent.

She's not doing anything to make you feel insecure.

Then why is it an issue?

I've been single for years, tried apps and websites, but never found anyone decent.

Where it's best to find someone took meet someone more organically.

Yeah.

You can meet someone in a filling station like, yeah, petrol station you do.

You and something will come along.

But you can't be sitting in the house all the time.

I get something.

Some hobbies.

Yeah, What they said.

How do you know when you're falling for someone?

Well, I can only speak from my history, and yeah, when I was full of Molly basically hits you when you feel like you can you can You need to be around that person every single moment of time.

He spent every single second of that person you just love everything about.

You just literally will do anything anything for every time you see him or you speak.

So just get ball flies.

You feel nervous and you literally just It's just that it was If it's a feeling that you never get before I know it is It's very so when you know, you know, that could make everything all right.

Yeah.

Oh, those guys, no.