Oh, wow.

Finally, Dakota sitting on the potty.

Jimmy, look, this Dakota sitting on the body.

Okay, It's in, Chuck.

This relationship isn't working out for me.

What do you mean?

Well, I just I thought hanging out with you would be different.

You know, I want to hang out with Chuck Norris, the movie star, you know, tough, Dangerous at the Chuck Norris who holds up a diaper and says, Jimmy, is it supposed to be this color?

What are you saying?

I'm saying that maybe we should go our separate ways.

Maybe maybe you should shadow someone else.

Look, I can't live up to the way I am on the screen, okay?

I mean, really think about it, Jimmy, if someone hit you over the head with a chair and you'd be in a coma I'm sorry, Chuck.

I guess I was just hoping for something more.

Well, the Chuck Norris you were hoping for isn't a person to me.

It's a purse seiner.

And I thought a downed earth guy like you would see that and like me for who I am, But I guess I was wrong.

I'm sorry.

Disappointed?

No, wait, Chuck, hurry!

I'm sorry.

Let's save it, OK?

You've said enough.

Oh, sorry about that.

By Hey, look at this.

Chuck Norris.

Excuse me?

You think you're so tough, don't you?

Look, nobody's looking for trouble, okay?

Well, what's the matter?

I mean, your Chuck Norris, you're not supposed to take this crap from a dirt bag like May.

Please don't put me, You know, just leave him alone.

He's not the Chuck Norris you think he is.

Oh, yeah, Not that tough in real life, are you?

Now be nice.

Hey, like I told you, Jimmy, he's probably in the coma.

Oh!

Oh, my God, That was so cool.

Me and Chuck Marr striking back to back there was unbelievable.

So long.

Jimmy, Wait.

Don't go this.

You see, this is what I was talking about.

This is the Chuck Norris I wanted to hang out with.

Sorry.

You had your chance.

What?

Chuck shock.

I'm sorry.

Call me.