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Oh, come on, come on.
Get in there.
This must be the specific type of panic the guys feel when they're trying to find the vagina hole in the dark.
They're just struggling down there.
Try to fuel it out.
Now, if you're still praying that all of her baby spiders don't fly on YouTube it seek revenge in my apartment.
Baby spiders.
If you're watching this, I'm deeply sorry.
But you know what they say Aesthetics before records.
I'm very proud that I came up with that one and it didn't sound is good allowed as it did in my brain.
You guys a lot.
Do we just have a very like, mysteriously placed vagina?
Because I feel like every time I hook up with a new guy, there's a little bit of rummaging.
Let's just say let's get started making over this apartment.
Also, side note.
My finger has been like bleeding while I've been recording this entire clip because I chronically picket my cuticles as like a weird anxiety thing.
Time to go and clean my finger.
Blood off the floor.
How did that all come from?
My one finger, Swiffer.
Great for all your crimes.
Seed needs.
I am an absolute Hofer windows.
And when I saw this 10 boy, she got me going.
That sounds like I have finished Also.
Is it just me, or is that sound immensely satisfied?
Just starting a remarkable instead of this place used to be, Yes.
I love the YouTube algorithm so much.
The real power move would just be too started musically.
Oh, God, Yes.
I started this apartment makeover so long ago that Tic Tac wasn't even ticked off yet.
It was still called musically.
I don't know.
I'm just gonna ribbit with my toes.
How?
Fuck My favorite moment of building anything is this inevitable moment where you realize that you might have lost a screw and you don't have a replacement, Screw?
No, Um, and this is only normally found it.
Anyways, I've never wallpapered in my life before, but no time like the present to learn something new and also hope that you don't fuck it up because you spent like $200 on wallpaper, Ashley.
Okay, I fucked up.
Look, they're like the's huge, clumpy boys, and then the rest of it is like water.
It's on a paste.
You didn't tell me the story you just told.
Oh, no.
I'm gonna try to chop up the Jell O in here and see whether it, like, blends together more evenly.
Can we all just create?
I'm essentially just chopping up snot with a nice all right, solid eight.
Why's this floor so pretty?
I wouldn't call this kitchen ugly.
I just call it a little bit confused, like me with my style in middle school.
And she just needs a little makeover.
She needs to stop wearing scarves to school every day, even in the spring.
That's getting a little bit weird.
She's too tight.
It is literally December.
I've lived here for nine months, and I am still rearranging the furniture.
Get again Thistles in my nightly activity for the past, like three weeks is just trying to shuffle around the furniture into an arrangement that makes sense.
I've had about, like, three different furniture Selves so far, and none of them actually makes sense to me.
The problem is that this apartment is just one huge lord rectangle, and no matter how I arranged the furniture, it feels really awkward and empty in the middle.
So tonight we're playing a fun game of How much can I annoy all of my neighbors by moving around all of my furniture yet again?
Okay, so first up, I tried moving my arm chairs into the corner.
That's closest to the window.
I figured that was a pretty empty corner.
So it might be a good place to have my living room, and it was near the sun and stuff, and I actually kind of like the armchairs here, except that, like then I didn't know what to do with my other pink armchair here.
I was trying to figure out where my big mirror should go, and I realized it can't go too far left on the wall.
Otherwise it would reflect onto my heater, and then you would just see two of, like, my ugly heater unit.
So when you need to be further over on the right, I was like, maybe I could have this little filming corner with the wallpaper, but look super random.
So I decided to move the clothing rack to that corner and have, like, a little getting dressed corner, which kind of made sense and then over here, like I was just so confused I had these two pieces of furniture left, and I was like, What do we do with them?
Is this arm here just in the middle of the fucking wall anyways?
Yeah.
Said I ended up not working out, but I tried.