I'm a littlebitcongestedandsickrightnowandkindofjustfeellike a spicypieceoftrash.
Butwhendo I notcaughtonthelastfourvideosonmychannel?
I'vejustbeentakingmassivefuckingEls.
I promiseyouguys, I feellike a normal, healthyhuman.
Likemostofthetime.
It's justbeenthelastmonthhasbeen a fuckingroughone.
Anyways, today I reallyexcitedbecause I havebeensittingon, like, thismassivepileofclothingforfourmonths.
It's justoneofthosetasks, likedoing a finalassignmentortellingmyparentsthat I have a YouTubechannelthat I'vejustbeenputtingofffor a while, anditjustkeepsgettingworseandworsethelonger I putitoff.
SoSothefirstthingthat I gotisthistopofthat I'm wearingrightnow, and I wasactuallyplanningonwearingsomethingelseforthisvideo.
But I trieditonforthetriumphclip, and I waslike, I donotwanttotakethistopoffever.
Justfuckingburymeinthisshirt.
Thankyou.
I don't evenknowif I'm wearingtherightbrawlwithitbecauseitis a littlebitseethrough.
But I kindofwantedtoavoidnippleifpossible.
Toe.
Mybrother's notthecutest.
I thoughtthisshirtwassounique.
Andit's likeoneofthereasonsthat I loveforthingtobeginwith.
Whotheheckwoulddesignthis?
Can't findthisshitin a firmfor 21.
Goddamnit, they'redoingconstruction, Okay?
They'realsoresurfacingthestairsinmybuilding.
Sothisisgonnabe a funadventureforallofus.
I alsoreallylikethebottomofthisshort.
It's like a nicelittlearrowthatpointstothevaginaincaseanybody's havingtroublefindingit.
Knowwhat I think?
Itactuallycreates a reallyflatteringshape.
And I kindof, like, bringsthewasteinsomehow.
Sothisislikemynewfavorite, Paul.
I'm veryexcitedaboutit.
So I'm a David's now, conveniently, there's also a guycuttingupplexiglassrightoutsideDavid's window.
So I'm chillingonthefloorofhisbathroomrightnowfortheaesthetic.
There's also a fratguychillinoutsidewhocoulddefinitelyheareverything I'm sayingso.
Hello, newfriends.
You'regonnagettohear a lotaboutbees.
I waseventinylittlefootballs.
Thisislike a tool.
Youget a MacDonald.
Thefirstthingthat I gotisthisflowingmetallicdress, which, why?
I don't think I'm gonnabeinvitedtoanyNewYear's parties.
But, um, I amalways a hugefanofwrapdressesjustcause I feellikethey'resouniversallyflattering.
Andthey'realsoreallygreatforhiding a foodbaby, too.
I havethiswrapdressthat I wouldreallyliketoweararoundthehouseprettymuchfivedaysoftheweekbecauseit's socomfortable.
And I conceivedasmuchas I want.
I'm notgonnafeelconstrictedatall.
Italsohassomuchofit.
I justfeelreadyto, uh, dancethenightawayreallyfuckingawkwardly.
ThatisthesoundofNewYear's, Myfriends.
Thisis a littlebitloudformynormaltaste, butyouknow, it's theholiday, sofuckit.
I don't knowif I had, like, theintonationandstuffright.
I'm sosorryisoneofthosetraditionalChinesedresses, butthatwasoriginally a littlelargeonme.
But I addedthisreallycoolbeltthat I gotfromUrbanOutfitters, whichagainis a littlebitlike 50 phase.
Maybethere's a themegoingonhereAnyways, I dolovethisrisk, but I feellikethisweirdsenseofliberalguiltinthebackofmymind, eventhoughtechnicallymymom's sideofthefamilyistryingtouse a bunchofgenerationsback, itfeelssomehowwrong, cause I feellikenotChineseenoughtowearthis.
Maybeit's a commonexperienceforAsianAmericanpeopleand, likemixedpeoplethatafter a certainnumberofgenerations, don't feellikeintuneenoughwithyourculture.
Becausemymommovedherewhenshewassoyoung.
I wasprettymuchjustraisedAmericanizedfamily, eventhoughpeoplestillseemeasagent, whichisinterestingtothinkabout.
Andtheothergreatthingaboutmen's clothingisthattheirpocketsarefucking D, andnotjustbecausetheygetpaid a dollarforevery 65 cents.
Woman D'oh!
Lookatthesefuckingpocketslikeyoucould.
That's a sick, likenineinches.
I wanttosignandit's Gerty, too.
I forgottobringitwithme, but I foundtobemostgloriousdressofalltime.
Thisdressislikeif I have a volunteerdistributetoentertheHungerGames, whichif I did I woulddieimmediately.
I waslike, the 1st 1 I justlikerunning.
Get a browniefromthefuckingcornucopiaandthenletsomebodystabmebecausethat's thewaythat I wanttogoatthegiantceremonywheretheymakethemlike, dressup.
Thatwouldbemydressorjustlike a sexyjellyfish.
Oneofthose I don't knowwhenthefuck I'm gonnawearit.
Butifyou're a fashiondirtlikeme, it's oneofthosethingswhereifyouseeit a thriftstoreyoulike, halftobuy, andthenjustkeepitintheclosetforabout 25 yearsbeforeyougetnominatedforanOscar.
Admittedly, I don't reallyhavetheproperbridgetofilloutthisdressalltheway, but I didgettouseitas a costumeinmyfriend's filmandallinserts a pictureofactresswhoworeit, butherbodywaslike, perfectforit.
I lookhejustwantedtogiveittoherbecausethatdressfitherlikeitwascustommade.
Shelookssoamazing.
But I'm reallyexcitedforthefilmtocomeout, too, becauseatleastsomebodywillbeabletoseethatfuckingmasterpieceofaddressanyways, backtostuffthat I actuallyhavewithme.
Soit's called a laundrybasket.
I boughtthisdress, whichissofrigginsparkly, anditweighslike £10 becausethere's somanysequinsslackedontothisbitch.
Obviously, thistimeofyearisaboutlikeloadingasmanysparklesonto a pieceofclothingaspossible.
So I feellikethisdressisappropriatelygrateful.
Holidaynumberforalltheholidayparties, I won't beinvited.
ThioUm, I alsopickedupthefacegreenvelvetynumber, whichremindsme a littlebitoflikethetypeofChristmasdressthatmymomwouldmakemewearforwhenwe I wenttogetfamilyphotosand J.
C.
Penney.
Butit's just a reallysoftvelvetgoesto a bitof a midilength, soit's likemoreappropriateforfamilygatherings, whichistheonetime I don't showmyentireasstotheworld.
I addedthis a belt, whichisthemostgloriouslybedazzledthing I'veeverseen.
I actuallythriftIDthisover a yearago, butitkeptgettingpushedtothebackofmyclosetand I keptforgettingtoshowyouguys.
Andthenitwasn't theholidaysanymore.
And I waslike, Well, I'lljustwaittillthenextholidays.
So a yearlater, heresheis.
What a beauty.
And I thoughtithelpedaddsinteresttothatdress.
Hewaslike, justwithjeansand a regularshirt.
Ofcourse, itwouldn't be a videoonmycandlewithoutsomethinggoingon.
Sohereyougo, kids.
Thisiskindoflike a picnicblanketand a HillaryClintonpantsuithad a baby, but I'm kindofaboutit.
Nextup, I gotthistop, whichisverylikesexymagician.
IthastheselittleGromitthingsgoingallthewaydownthefront, whichare a completebitchtohavetodoupwhenyouwanttoputthetopon.
But I lovethelittledetailthattheyadd, and I stylethisbyleavingthebottomofGraham.
It's onbuttonsothatitcreateslike a littlebitof a peplumdetail, andyoucouldseesomeofthehardwareontheblouse.
Whyistheirconstructionheretonextupwehavethisshirtwhichhasgivenmestraightlikeninetiesguestssurvivesthispatternyetwecaughtmyeyeinthestoreand I waslike, Getitwaslike, fivebucks, but I'm notquitesurehow I'm gonnawearitorif I'm gonnaalterityetbecauseit's longenoughtobeaddressed.
Butitisstill a littlebitbaggyif I don't styleitinsomesortofway.
Somaybe I couldwearitas a dresslikewith a belt.
Or I'm thinkingofalteringintakingin a littlebitoffabric.
Fromaside, for I couldlikeprofitandjustwear.
Itis a T shirttothepossibilitiesareendless.
Alreadyupwhatcouldpossiblybenext?
It's a cashmeresweaterthat I gotfor $15 soitwas a littlebitmoreontheexpensiveendfor a thriftstore.
When I gotthis, I wasn't sureaboutthecolorbecause I reallydon't ownmuchlightblue, especiallyforthewinter.
But I lovehowthislookswith a whiteskirtbecauseit's verylikeicequeens.
I also I gotthiswoollysweater, whichlookslikesomethingmygrandpawouldwear.
It's verylikeEddieBauerfromthefifties.
It's justthisloosefittingmen's zipup, andithas a littlebitofrivetingdetailaroundthecollar, andallthisleavesnothingtoocrazy.
But I thoughtitwasreallyniceandcozypiece.
I alsogotthisgreensweater, whichisprettymuchjustlikeyourstandardgreensweater.
Mylastletterthat I gotisthisone.
It's a vintageandTaylorsweater.
Well, I feellike I'm usingthewordvintage a littleliberally.
I honestlyhavenoideawhenthiswasmade, but I feellikethisis a solidlikenineties.
Atleastthislookslikesomethingmymomwouldown.
Thiswinter's livesinthatnicegrayzonebetween a sweaterthatuglyand a sweater.
That's cute.
It's like a littlebitugly, butis a kindofendearingway.
I gotthislittlestraightdress.
Itisprettybasic, and I feellikesomethingthattheysellitforover 21 orAgent M.
Butrecently I'vereallybeenintothewholelayering a T shirtor a longsleeveunderneath a straplesstop.
Itlooksreallycuteandadd a lotofdetails.
Youroutfit.
It's also a greatwaytowearsomewhereclothinginthewinter.
I think I hadonemorethingtoshowyouguys, but I leftitinmyapartment, so I'm justgonnadescribeitnowandcuttothemodelingclip.
I gotthiscutelittleLacostepolo.
It's veryplain, justlike a whiteshortsleevepolo.
Butthereason I loveitsomuchotherthanthefactthatapparently I'm just a hoforfancybrandswithlittleinsigniasonthebootisthatitremindsmeoflike a fiftiesicecreamserver.
Funfactisthat I actuallyusedtoworkatanicecreamstore.
Theicecreamemployeesthereweresointensethattheygazedallofthenewemployeesbymakingthemtake a shotofpureorangeflavoringthattheyputintheicecream.