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( pinging sounds )
Jenny: OKAY, FINAL STAGE.
NOW MANEUVER YOUR LIPS THROUGH THE ANXIETY FIELD
TOWARDS JENNY'S FACE. GO LEFT, LEFT!
KI, THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.
USE THE BREATH MINT! IT'S GONNA BOOST YOUR CONFIDENCE!
NO, NO, DON'T HIT THAT.
GUYS, GUYS!
I CAN KISS JENNY ON MY OWN, TRUST ME.
- WHAT, NOW? - RAAHHHH!
UM, NOTHING.
WE WERE JUST BETA-TESTING KI'S NEW VIDEO GAME.
IT'S A HIGH SCHOOL VIDEO GAME.
VIDEO GAME HIGH SCHOOL'S VIDEO GAME.
SMALL PART WITH YOU IN IT.
YEAH, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
KI, I CAN'T GET PAST THE FLAG POLE.
OH?
UH, OKAY.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
UM...
HEY, SO DO YOU WANT TO GET SOME LUNCH SOMETIME?
- WE SHOULD HANG OUT MORE OFTEN. - UM, OKAY.
HEY, UH, WANT TO PLAY THE PART OF THE VIDEOGAME
WHERE I'M MAKING OUT WITH KI?
I'M COMING TOO, GUYS.
IT'S JUST ROLLPLAYING!
( pinging sounds )
( distant combat sounds )
BOOM! MATRIX AND D DOMINATED
THE ST. CATHERINE GIRLS ACADEMY PUNISHERS IN LAST NIGHT'S MATCH.
THAT MAKES THREE WINS IN A ROW
FOR THE LITTLE J.V. TEAM THAT COULD.
I TELL YOU WHAT, SHOTTY, IF ME AND THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN
HAD HALF THE CHEMISTRY AS THESE TWO,
I WOULDN'T BE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH.
OR DRUNK AT TEN IN THE MORNING!
HA HA! YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT AGAIN!
OH.
IT'S OK--
OH, MY GOSH.
- I'M SORRY. - IT'S FINE.
YES, WELL, IT'S CRUNCH TIME, SO MOTHER IS WIRED IN,
BUT FATHER COULD NEVER RESIST A GOOD PARENTS' DAY.
UH, YEAH, WHEN IS YOUR DAD COMING IN?
DUDE, KI'S DAD IS COMING IN, LIKE, 30 MINUTES.
PAY ATTENTION. WE'RE PLAYING POKERMON.
YES, TAHT'S RIGHT, AND YOU TWO ARE BOTH INVITED.
ESPECIALLY YOU, JENNY. YOU'RE MY COOL FRIEND.
OH. WELL, THANKS, KI.
- I'LL TOTALLY BE THERE. - EXCELLENT.
LET ME JUST GO GET CLEANED UP,
BECAUSE SOMEBODY GOT PAINT ALL OVER ME.
YEAH, WELL, UH, IT PAINTS ONE TO KNOW ONE.
( Ted laughs )
WOW, YOU JUST SAID THAT, AND WE ALL HEARD.
LATER, GUYS.
LATER! OKAY, KI,
SO WHEN I MEET YOUR DAD, IS IT "HELLO, MR. SWAN,"
OR SHOULD I SAY, "C AT LESS THAN LESS THAN OPEN QUOTES.
"OH, MR. SWAN!
CLOSED QUOTES! RETURN ZERO SEMICOLON!"
TED, YOU LEARNED C++, KIND OF.
OH, YES. I KNOW MY ACCENT SUCKS,
BUT I REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS YOUR DAD,
SO I'M BRINGIN' OUT THE BIG GUNS:
MY K-POP LOOKS, MY J-POP CHARM,
AND MY BIG, HONKIN' SMART GUY BRAIN.
( sighs ) COME ON. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
CATCH YOU LATER, DADDY-O!
( Ted chuckling )
TED...
DID YOU JUST GIVE YOUR DAD $5,000?
I OWE HIM CHILD SUPPORT.
NO BIG, JUST SMART AND RESPONSIBLE TED
PAYING HIS DAD FIVE LARGE.
NO, NO.
TED, HE PAYS YOU CHILD SUPPORT.
NO, BRIAN.
DON'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU SOUND SUPER DUMB,
BUT THAT WOULD BE CALLED FATHER SUPPORT.
OH, MY GOD, GUYS, I'M SUPER DUMB.
JENNY. I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.
THE PTA IS GIVING ME THIS PARENT OF THE YEAR THING IN THE MORNING.
I'M NOT GOING, AM I?
THE BRUNCH IS AT TEN, AND THEN YOU GIVE A SPEECH AT 11:30.
THERE'S A SPEECH?
JUST, LIKE, A PAGE, ABOUT HOW I'M A GREAT MOM.
I'M NOT STAYING UP ALL NIGHT WRITING A SPEECH ABOUT YOU.
I HAVE PLANS.
JENNY, THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME.
THE COUNTESS WILL BE THERE,
AS IN THE HEAD OF THE NATIONAL FPS LEAGUE,
SO MAKE IT GOOD.
YEAH, I KNOW WHO SHE IS, OKAY? I JUST...
I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE TALKING ABOUT YOU
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
WELL, IT SUCKS TO BE YOU.
SEE YOU AT TEN.
CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THAT SPEECH.
OKAY. I THINK I GOT IT.
- EACH PLAYER STARTS WITH FIVE CARDS. - FOUR CARDS.
- D'OH! I'M NEVER GONNA LEARN THIS GAME IN TIME!
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
YOU ARE NOT AN IDIOT.
YOU'RE JUST... CURIOUS ABOUT THE WORLD.
HUH.
BRIAN, AM I JUST CURIOUS ABOUT THE WORLD?
WHAT? NO, TED, YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT. YOU'RE JUST, UH...
OKAY, UH, GUYS, I GOTTA GO.
WAIT. BRIAN, YOU'RE MY BACKUP COOL FRIEND.
I'M SORRY, KI. I'LL MEET YOUR DAD TOMORROW.
OH! WHAT HE SAID! I'M OUTTIE!
TED, MY DAD'S GONNA BE HERE ANY SECOND!
EXACTLY. I CAN'T LET HIM SEE THAT HIS DAUGHTER
IS DATING A BIG, DUMB IDIOT.
OUT OF THE WAY, OLD MAN!
SWAN'S THE NAME. KEN SWAN. I'M KI'S FATHER.
OHHH!
OF COURSE YOU ARE!
PLEASE EXCUSE ME.
COME IN!
( villainous laughter )
( video game pinging )
YES!
( chuckling )
CRAP!
( chuckling )
YOU'RE BLUFFING.
YOU'RE STALLING.
( dog growling )
( dog groans )
( sighs )
YOU HAD ME SWEATING FOR A MINUTE THERE, KIWI.
NOW, ABOUT THAT WAGER.
CAN WE PLAY ANOTHER GAME? I HAVE A REALLY GREAT WAGER.
ISN'T IT PAST YOUR BEDTIME?
YES. YES, IT IS.
TOMORROW, THEN. DEAL?
DEAL. WHEN WE GET HOME.
HOME?
OH, SORRY, I HAVE CLASS TOMORROW.
HONEY, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAD A TALK, KI,
AND WE DON'T THINK THIS SCHOOL IS GOOD FOR YOU.
BEG YOUR PARDON? ON WHAT GROUNDS?
WE PLAYED THE GAME YOU SENT HOME.
HIGH SCHOOL VIDEO GAME, WAS IT? NOT YOUR BEST WORK.
QUITE A BIT OF VIOLENCE AND KISSING,
AND MORE THAN A FEW BUGS.
KI, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU.
IT'S STILL IN BETA!
NO, I CAN'T LEAVE HERE.
I'M LEARNING SO MUCH. I'M BECOMING A BETTER DESIGNER.
The Law: NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOUR NEW GAME SUCKS.
YOU HEARD THAT SAD CHILD, HONEY.
IT'S TIME TO COME HOME.
WAIT.
I REQUEST A PERFORMANCE REVIEW.
THIS ISN'T UP FOR DISCUSSION.
ARTICLE 44, SECTION G OF THE SWAN FAMILY CONTRACT STATES,
"IF KI FEELS HER PARENTS ARE BEING MEAN AND UNREASONABLE,
SHE CAN REQUEST AN OFFICIAL REVIEW OF HER PERFORMANCE."
VERY WELL.
WE START AT 0800.
YOU HAVE 12 HOURS TO PREP YOUR CASE.
BETTER GET CRACKIN'.
LOVE YOU, SIR.
LOVE YOU, TOO.
COME ON IN.
WANT A BLACK LICOURISCE SODA?
MY DAD SENT A CARE PACKAGE.
OKAY.
OH, IS HE NOT COMING?
UH, HE CAME LAST YEAR, BUT MY MOM'S HERE THIS YEAR,
AND THEY DON'T REALLY HANG, SO...
HMM.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?
UMM...
WELL, I LOST MY DAD WHEN I WAS 3,
AND IT'S DOUBLE-XP WEEKEND,
SO SHE'S PROBABLY NOT COMING.
WOW. THAT'S...
ROBUST.
SO, UH, WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO WRITE A SPEECH ABOUT YOUR MOM FOR?
OH, YEAH, SHE'S WINNING MOTHER OF THE YEAR,
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO INTRODUCE HER,
BUT I SUCK AT SPEECHES.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT I HAVE SO FAR?
SURE, YEAH. FIRE AWAY.
"WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE MARY MATRIX?"
THAT'S IT. THAT'S... ALL I GOT.
OH.
OKAY. UM...
NOT A BAD START.
BUT ARE YOU-- IF YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR MY ADVICE,
I WOULD PROBABLY START OFF, LIKE,
TELLING A JOKE AND THEN MAYBE SEGUE
TO A COUPLE HEARTWARMING ANECDOTES.
I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
WELL, SURE YOU DO. I MEAN...
YOU KNOW, LIKE FOND MEMORIES WITH YOUR MOM, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, UH, BIRTHDAY PARTIES OR GRADUATION,
MAYBE FRAGGING NEWBS TOGETHER.
JUST YOU KNOW-- YOU KNOW,
LIKE CUTE MOTHER-DAUGHTER KIND OF STUFF, UM...
YOU KNOW, JUST TO SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT YOUR MOM.
I CAN'T.
I MEAN, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING. I DON'T--
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT MY MOM.
( softly ) JENNY.
Hey.
HI.
HEY.
THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY CRAP LAST NIGHT.
OF COURSE.
Mary Matrix: JEEZ, IT'S 10:15. THE BRUNCH IS--
MOM!
MOM! M-MARY! COACH!
HEY, BRIAN, DON'T YOU HAVE SOME TABLES TO WAIT ON?
OH, CRAP. CALHOUN'S GONNA KILL ME.
JUST GO, BRIAN.
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
IT'S OKAY.
UM, NOTHING HAPPENED.
SORRY.
JEEZ, MOM, HEARD OF KNOCKING?
GET DOWN THERE. NOW.
I MUST SAY, YOUR PROFESSOR LAYTON
HAS NO UNDERSTANDING OF WHERE THE PUZZLE GENRE
FITS INTO CAILLOIS' FOUR CATEGORIES OF PLAY.
THEY TEACH YOU TO PLAY GAMES HERE, FATHER.
IT ISN'T CARNEGIE MELLON.
CLEARLY. HAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING HERE?
OF COURSE.
EXCEPT FOR FREDDIE'S CLASS, BUT I DROPPED THAT ONE.
YOU'RE DROPPING CLASSES?
OH, LOOK, MY R.A. BOARD.
THIS IS WHERE I SCHEDULE ACTIVITIES AND CHORES
FOR THE ENTIRE FLOOR.
WENDELL! DID YOU CLEAN THE BATHROOM?
UM... YEAH.
WENDELL.
UH... NO.
( comical groan )
WITH ALL THIS MIDDLE MANAGEMENT WORK,
I HOPE YOU'RE STILL FINDING THE TIME
TO FLEX YOUR CREATIVE MUSCLES.
OH, I SURE DO.
IN FACT, AS R.A.,
I FLEX MY WAY AROUND CREATIVE CHALLENGES ALL THE TIME.
- SHANE! - I'M A BUSY MAN, KI!
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY CREATIVE IDEAS FOR--
I THINK I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, YOUR JOB,
OR FINISHING THIS SENTENCE, SO...
THAT'S MY BOSS.
HE PREFERS NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT.
HMM.
BUT I SAVED THE MOST POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT
OF THE IDEA OF WHY THIS SCHOOL IS REALLY GREAT FOR ME
AND WHY I SHOULD STAY HERE FOR LAST--
MY BOYFRIEND, TED.
OVULATIONS, OLD BEAN.
AND WHY ARE YOUR ASSAULT PLAYERS USING ACOG SCOPES?
IN MY DAY, ALL WE NEEDED WAS A SIMPLE FOREGRIP.
COUNTESS KELLY, MAY I PRESENT MY DAUGTHER,
JENNY MATRIX.
SORRY I'M LATE, MA'AM.
A GOOD VARSITY CAPTAIN SHOULD ALWAYS BE PUNCTUAL, JENNY,
AND BARRING THAT THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO MANUFACTURE
A DECENT EXCUSE.
YEAH, I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WITH A FRIEND
WRITING A SPEECH ABOUT MY WONDERFUL MOTHER.
WE LOST TRACK OF TIME, HE AND I.
HE AND I?
AM I TO UNDERSTAND YOU'RE LATE FOR BRUNCH
BECAUSE YOU HAD A BOY IN YOUR ROOM ALL NIGHT?
Calhoun: I AM HUNGRY! WHERE'S BRIAN?
ERNIE! WOMEN ARE TALKING!
NOW, JENNY, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS BOY FRIEND OF YOURS
WHO'S OCCUPYING YOUR VALUABLE TIME.
HELLO. UM...
MY NAME IS BRIAN. I WILL BE YOUR SERVER TODAY.
WE'LL ALL HAVE TUNA.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm allergic to tuna!
Okay.
( video game combat sounds )
WHAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
NO! NO!
Voice: HEY THERE, SHORT STACK.
HA HA HA HA HA!
LEARNING A VALUABLE LESSON
ABOUT RESPECTING THE PEOPLE YOU'VE HURT IN THE PAST?
WELL, DON'T!
WHO...
WHAT ARE YOU?
I'M THE BEST VERSION OF YOU THAT EVER EXISTED.
THE PRIDE BEFORE THE FALL.
THE COOL BEFORE THE STORM.
I'M THE LAW,
AND YOU'RE JUST A STOOGE,
A PATSY,
THE CHUBBY DILLWEED EVERY CREW JOCK
USED TO WEDGIE INTO THEIR LOCKERS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
NOW YOU'RE JUST LAWRENCE PEMBERTON.
NEVER SAY THAT NAME TO ME!
OKAY, JEEZ. SWITCH TO DECAF, KEMOSABE.
WHICH IS WHY YOU MUST REMAIN FOCUSED.
YES, MA'AM, I COMPLETELY AGREE.
A VARSITY CAPTAIN KEEPS HER SKILLS LEET
AND HER SOCIAL CALENDAR CLEARED
SO SHE CAN PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE.
YES, MA'AM, I COMPLETELY AGREE.
ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE ONLY RECEIVED HER STATION
THROUGH HER MOTHER'S INTERVENTION
AND THE UPRUPT MELTDOWN OF HER EX-BOYFRIEND,
WHICH LEADS ME BACK TO MY POINT:
NO BOYFRIENDS.
OKAY, LADY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AGREE. IF I EVER CAUGHT TWO OF MY PLAYERS DATING,
I WOULD BENCH THEM BOTH FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON.
GOT IT?
I DO, AND I LIKE IT.
JUST THE SORT OF DISCIPLINE
I'D EXPECT FROM PARENT OF THE YEAR.
LET'S EAT.
NOW, MARY, LET'S TALK KNIFE-RUNNING.
ERNIE! IS THAT A BACON CHEESEBURGER?
I DIDN'T EVEN-- I DIDN'T EVEN ORDER THIS!
BRIAN!
( Calhoun clears throat )
I'M SORRY. I WILL FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY.
THAT BOY IS AN IDIOT!
HE'S MY FRIEND.
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
BRIAN, HE'S MY FRIEND.
AND MY PERSONAL LIFE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.
YEAH, WE ARE. YOU CAN'T JUST WALTZ BACK INTO MY LIFE--
YES, I CAN. I'M YOUR MOTHER.
SINCE WHEN?
WILL SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A TUNA?
WELL, SORRY IF I APPEARED SO DUMB BEFORE, KENNETH.
I'M NOT!
( Ted chuckling )
MAY I FETCH YOU A PIZZA DUNKS?
I'LL JUST HAVE SOME WATER, THANKS.
AH, A WATER MAN! FINE TASTE.
I ADMIRE A DAD WITH A SOPHISTICATED PHALLUS.
YOU KNOW WHAT, SPORT?
LET'S JUST GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS.
( chuckles ) OKAY.
TED. THAT'S SHORT FOR EDWARD?
THEODORE.
AH, GREEK, FROM "GOD'S GIFT."
TED WONG... ( speaking Asian language )
YOUR PARENTS MUST THINK VERY HIGHLY OF YOU!
NO, THANK YOU, I ALREADY ATE.
YOU LIKE MY DAUGHTER?
UH, YES, VERY MUCH.
DO YOU TWO GET UP TO MUCH KISSING?
NO! YES!
I MEAN, MAYBE... PERHAPS.
LET'S GET BACK TO THOSE BRASS TAXES.
I MEAN, DO WE REALLY NEED THEM?
DISCUSS.
LET'S DISCUSS WHAT YOU DO KNOW
YOU DO WITH MY DAUGHTER.
UH, WELL, UM...
WE GO TO CLASS.
WE TALK.
AND YOGA.
AND EVERY SUNDAY WE GET UP EXTRA EARLY
AND MAKE THOSE LITTLE PANCAKE BALLS.
THEY'RE SO CUTE. WHAT ARE THEY CALLED AGAIN, KI?
EBELSKIVERS. THEY'RE CALLED EBELSKIVERS,
AND WE USED TO MAKE THEM EVERY SUNDA MORNING,
BEFORE OUR FAMILY WALK.
I'VE SEEN ALL I NEED TO SEE.
YOU CAN GO.
OH, UM...
OKAY.
IT WAS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
THAT WAS VERY RUDE, FATHER.
LET'S REVIEW.
YOU STAY UP LATE, YOU EAT JUNK FOOD,
YOU'RE DROPPING CLASSES, WHICH DOESN'T SEEM TO MATTER,
'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING,
BUT WORST OF ALL, YOUR ART IS SUFFERING.
I LIKE IT HERE.
I'M MAKING FRIENDS.
THE LESS SAID ABOUT TED THE BETTER.
AS FOR YOUR OTHER FRIENDS,
I DON'T SEE HIDE NOR HAIR OF THEM.
IS SOMEONE HAVING IMAGINARY FRIENDS AGAIN?
I AM NOT! THEY ARE REAL AND WONDERFUL,
AND NOT JERKS.
LIKE YOU.
I'M SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY,
BUT YOU ASKED FOR A PERFORMANCE REVIEW,
AND YOU FAILED IT.
YOU'RE COMING HOME, KI.
HEY.
SORRY ABOUT ALL... THAT.
YIKES.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK THERE'S ENOUGH ICE CREAM
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO DEAL WITH THAT BUNCH.
( both chuckle )
BUT... I DID FIND A PIECE OF GUM.
SUGAR-FREE.
BUT WE HAVE TO SPLIT IT,
'CAUSE I'VE HAD A PRETTY ROUGH DAY MYSELF.
CHEERS.
I'LL GIVE YOU A THOUSAND BUCKS TO GIVE THIS SPEECH FOR ME.
NAH, YOU'LL BE FINE.
I MEAN, IT DOES SUCK...
BUT SHE'S YOUR MOM,
AND YOU HAVE TO DO THIS.
AND YOU'LL DEAL.
YEAH. I'LL DEAL.
OKAY. WELL, I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK.
( soft chuckle )
( knock on door )
KIWI?
I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EARLIER.
I DOWNLOADED SOME SWELL GREGORIAN CHANTS FOR THE RIDE HOME.
( chuckles ) THAT'S VERY CONSIDERATE, FATHER.
( Ken sings along with Gregorian chant )
FATHER, DO YOU MIND IF WE PLAY THAT LAST GAME OF POKERMON
BEFORE WE GO?
WHATEVER MY LITTLE GIRL WANTS.
WHAT'S YOUR WAGER?
MY FREEDOM!
HONEY, WHY DELAY THE INEVITABLE? I ALWAYS WIN.
BUT IF I WIN, I STAY AT VGHS.
IF YOU WIN, WHICH YOU WON'T,
I'LL DO THE DISHES ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS.
LASAGNA NIGHT.
YOU ARE DESPERATE.
VERY WELL. LET'S POKERMON.
( jolly game music playing )♪
( dog barks )
ALMOST NOTHING!
( game beeping and whirring )
WHOA! YEAH!
HA HA HA HA HA!
WHOO!
I'M BACK!
NO ONE CAN BEAT THE LAW EXCEPT THE LAW!
KI, YOUR GAME HAS PROBLEMS!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
OH, DUDE, LAW! PUT SOME PANTS ON, MAN!
MAKE AN EFFORT. DO SOMETHING.
NEVER!
NEVER AGAIN!
HA HA HA HA HA!
( clears throat )
WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THE GREAT MARY MATRIX?
UM, WELL, STAY AWAY FROM HER MEATLOAF, FOR ONE.
( laughter )
YOU'VE ALL HEARD OF MARY MATRIX.
SOME OF YOU MIGHT EVEN KNOW HER,
BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO CALL HER MOM.
AND, UH...
RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING, I WANTED TO BE MY MOM.
FRAG BOWL 23, WILDCATS VS. WARRIORS,
AND SHE WAS EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT WITH ME.
I'VE SEEN THE CLIPS, MOM, YOU WERE HUGE.
SO...
IT'S THE FINAL ROUND. THERE'S FOUR MINUTES LEFT IN THE GAME
AND HER TEAM'S DOWN BY FIVE POINTS,
AND SHE GOES INTO LABOR, BUT YOU DIDN'T STOP.
YOU JUST KEPT PLAYING, AND YOU BROUGHT YOUR TEAM A MIRACLE.
THE WILDCATS WON BY THREE POINTS.
AND THEN YOU HAD ME RIGHT THERE IN THE ARENA.
I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU TIME TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL.
I THINK...
I JUST WANTED TO MEET YOU SO BAD:
THE BOSTON BANSHEE, THE SIREN OF DEATH.
TWENTY-TWO YEARS OLD, AND FIVE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES.
SORRY I ALMOST LOST YOU YOUR SIXTH.
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, DAD AND I, WE WOULD WATCH EVERY GAME,
EVERY PRESS CONFERENCE, EVERY INTERVIEW.
YOUR COMMITMENT TO THE GAME LEFT ME IN AWE,
SO WHEN I STARTED PLAYING, I TOOK YOUR HANDLE:
MATRIX. JENNY MATRIX.
BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T JUST MY MOM,
YOU WERE MY HERO.
WELL, YOU ALL KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY:
STAR PLAYER BECOMES STAR COACH,
AND NOW SHE'S HERE.
SO IT IS MY HONOR TO PRESENT MARY MATRIX
WITH THE PTA'S PARENT OF THE YEAR AWARD.
I LOVE YOU, MOM.
WAS THAT SO HARD?
THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WELL, HONEY, HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
SO...
AM I BLUFFING?
( knock on door )
HEY, GUYS.
UM...
MR. SWAN, I THINK WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
HEY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
TED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I HAD TO GO HOME FOR A WHILE?
OH, I-I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, I'D MISS YOU A WHOLE BUNCH,
I'D BE REALLY SAD, BUT IF YOU REALLY HAD TO LEAVE,
I'D UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
I FOLD.
INTERESTING.
YOU WIN, BUT I'M CALLING YOUR BLUFF.
YOU WON'T TAKE ME HOME.
IF TED IS MATURE ENOUGH TO LET ME LEAVE,
YOU DEFINITELY ARE.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT VGHS;
THIS IS ABOUT ME GROWING UP WITHOUT YOU.
AND IT HURTS.
IT'S CLASSIC EMPTY NEST SYNDROME.
I'M SORRY, DAD, BUT I'M CALLING YOUR BLUFF.
I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.
IT WAS EXPECTED.
BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT IT SO SOON.
FATHER.
- I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU TOO, KIWI.
HEY, UH, MR. SWAN.
UM, WOULD IT BE OKAY IF ME AND KI
CAME OVER ON THE WEEKENDS?
WE SHALL MAKE EVIL BEAVERS.
( laughs ) MY DAUGHTER'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
EVIL BEAVERS IT IS.
( knock on door )
YOU SURE?